Lisaamy - Darlington

[SBM]

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£25 for 15 minute offer.

Found myself in Darlington with a little time spare and, of the limited range of online WGs, this one looked to fit the bill for a quick meeting.  For the first time in a very, very long time, I went straight in and sent her an AW message to check availability before looking at UKP; this was a mistake, let me tell you.

Decent comms initially, then nothing.  An SMS instead resurrected the comms and a meeting was arranged and a postcode sent.

Shame the postcode was wrong - I ended up on the wrong side of town and had to fly back over in order to not be late.  Decent little block of apartments with on-street parking - tidy and safe.

Buzzed into the building.  Made my way upstairs.  Grumbled at as soon as the door opened with something about nosey neighbours; I don't recall, but it wasn't a great welcome.  Flat was tidy enough and warm, so that was something.  However, and I don't want to be harsh, the SP really didn't live up to my, fairly low, expectations; big tits, yes, but a little lacking on the general appeal front.  I decide to carry on, as it's only a 15 minute booking.

Into the bedroom, paperwork sorted, clothes dispensed.  SP is very, very busy checking her phone; she no sooner puts it down than picks it back up again.  Told in no uncertain terms that she doesn't go on top, nor will she do OW, despite it being on her profile.  No kissing.  Just no interest.  I'm freshly showered, shaved (upstairs and downstairs), and have fresh breath; she's just not bothered.  I'm no longer bothered, so a spot of missonary, but I can't be arsed with the view of a very bored face, so I just go for bending her over the bed and going doggie style, which at least means I get some benefit of those, frankly, massive tits and their sway.  I cum (SP is quite tight, IMHO!), clean up, and then get out of dodge.

So, to sum up, crap comms, crap service, disinterested SP, doesn't seem all there, and then to top it all off, a historical known barebacker.  FFS. 

And that, dear reader, is why you should always think with your UKP head on, rather than let your cock do the driving.  Despite the covered action, my inner-paranoia had me to the clinic after the required weeks had passed, which was all clear.  Just a bloody awful experience though; please don't bother, ever!

[johnny34]

You could have still cancelled on this barebacker after seeing the comments here on ukp 

[Kev3773]

You could have still cancelled on this barebacker after seeing the comments here on ukp 

The way I read it is that he didn't  look at ukp comments until after the meeting 

[johnny34]

The way I read it is that he didn't  look at ukp comments until after the meeting 

Maybe, thought it read like he checked availability then checked ukp before booking? 

[SBM]

Maybe, thought it read like he checked availability then checked ukp before booking? 

Fair point; it didn't read like that when I wrote it, but on reflection, I see where the confusion is!

To clarify, I just looked on AW and didn't look at UKP before booking.  Normally, I'd look at AW, then check UKP, but in this case, mini-me just got excited, time was tight, and that usual "belt and braces" check was skipped.

Needless to say, I was absolutely mortified.  Absolutely bloody mortified. 

[johnny34]

Thanks for clarifying & sorry you had a shit punt 

[SBM]

Unfortunately, these things happen; and by that I mean bad punts and me not explaining myself very well! 

But on the plus side, it reminded me of the importance of checking UKP religiously!  I shouldn't have needed that reminder, but I've still had it, so it serves its purpose.

[als468]

I was planning a visit later this week/weekend - won't bother now!  Thought £40 for 30mins or £60 for hour was too cheap.

[scutty brown]

Another forum suggests that she appears not to wash between bareback sessions

[krazyboy]

Another forum suggests that she appears not to wash between bareback sessions

that screams gonorrhea fuck that shit.

[SBM]

Another forum suggests that she appears not to wash between bareback sessions

Oh come on!  I'm trying to eat breakfast!

[scutty brown]

Oh come on!  I'm trying to eat breakfast!

sloppy porridge?

[SBM]

Unfortunately, I think one of her other punters probably already had that exhausts with her.

[Lisaamy]

Wow thanks for lovely comments. Business has been  busier. Baring in mind when I first started which was February of this year I used to do bareback.My fanny is perfect and clean, when was your cock last clean? I have recent test results do you. But stopped in March, I've had been clean and my last test results was 5/12/2019. When was yours? I've seen some comments where I seem to be uninterested- that is only because the client has over stepped the mark. Please read profile before getting in touch  so we no on the  same page. And it's laughable really that some of you moaning on here about bareback have asked me numerous times or been with other escorts. Happy Christmas everyone

And I certainly do not do bareback sessions haven't done since February!!!!!!! As i said my pussy is clean from my recent test results. I love this website

And for those that saying my postcode is wrong it isn't!!! It's a brand new estate thats why you can't find it thats why i put haughton road in my profile. It's a new estate

And I dont go on top for personal reasons, as it says in my profile i like been  bending over or you on top and kissing ( it's at my discretion)- do not kiss any one who smokes and kissing is at my discretion!!!!

[daviemac]

Lisaamy I've put all your posts together.

I would recommend you read the rules,  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0   particularly this one. 

2 Service Providers
This site allows service providers to be members, but there is zero-tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. This site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers / non-punters must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'.

Edit

Expect a bit of a rough ride with you being a self confessed barebacker, it doesn't go down well on here.

[scutty brown]

Wow thanks for lovely comments. Business has been  busier. ...................

Good, that shows the review is doing its job

[SBM]

Hi Lisa Amy.

As you raise a number of points, I thought I'd address them as best I can.

My fanny is perfect and clean, when was your cock last clean? I have recent test results do you. But stopped in March, I've had been clean and my last test results was 5/12/2019. When was yours?

Actually, I received my last STI screening results the week before I visited you.  Having found out that you'd previously been a barebacker, I immediately booked a screening for just over six weeks time, which would be the incubation period for HIV, and refrained from seeing anyone else until after I'd had that test and received the results back.

Anyone who visits SPs will confess that even with all precautions, this isn't without risk.  I do my best to mitigate any risk, both to myself and to any SP who I visit, and I think the majority of UKP users will do the same.

I've seen some comments where I seem to be uninterested- that is only because the client has over stepped the mark. Please read profile before getting in touch so we no on the same page

I'm not sure how I overstepped the mark, so perhaps you could enlighten me?  From the moment I stepped through the door, your attention was predominantly on your phone.  That wasn't an issue that was down to me, but something that was entirely on you.

And for those that saying my postcode is wrong it isn't!!! It's a brand new estate thats why you can't find it thats why i put haughton road in my profile. It's a new estate

Actually, the correct postcode is easy to find.  Unfortunately, the postcode you gave me was actually for Heathfield, which is about two miles away, or a ten minute drive at the time of day I visited, but you were still insistent, when I asked politely, that you were correct and I was wrong.  I don't enjoy being late for appointments, as it shows a level of inconsideration and is a poor way to start a meeting, so it was fortunate that I'd left spare time as a contingency, but it was a hell of a stretch to get to the correct address in time.

And I dont go on top for personal reasons, as it says in my profile i like been  bending over or you on top and kissing ( it's at my discretion)- do not kiss any one who smokes and kissing is at my discretion!!!!

No mention of any of this on your profile at the time of booking.  No mention of specific dislikes, but your preferences stated oral (as well as OWO), in addition to french kissing (and also FK at discretion).  If there are specific things that you either won't do, or are at your discretion, then you shouldn't have had them on your profile.  I not that you've changed your profile content and preferences since my visit, but that oral is still on there.  I'd have to ask if you are now happy to provide oral with a condom because, if not, I'd take "oral" off there in order to stop a similar situation occuring.

I think that about covers it, so hopefully that clears some stuff up.  Merry Christmas everyone!

[tynetunnel]

And I dont go on top for personal reasons, as it says in my profile i like been  bending over or you on top and kissing ( it's at my discretion)- do not kiss any one who smokes and kissing is at my discretion!!!!

Then you need to make that clearer. Due to personal choices and a disability, if I visited you, you’d be on top no question. So if you can’t or prefer not to go on top you need to make that very clear before I book. I’d be very disappointed to find out on the day and you’d be getting a red review for sure! 

[Lisaamy]

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

£25 for 15 minute offer.

Found myself in Darlington with a little time spare and, of the limited range of online WGs, this one looked to fit the bill for a quick meeting.  For the first time in a very, very long time, I went straight in and sent her an AW message to check availability before looking at UKP; this was a mistake, let me tell you.

Decent comms initially, then nothing.  An SMS instead resurrected the comms and a meeting was arranged and a postcode sent.

Shame the postcode was wrong - I ended up on the wrong side of town and had to fly back over in order to not be late.  Decent little block of apartments with on-street parking - tidy and safe.

Buzzed into the building.  Made my way upstairs.  Grumbled at as soon as the door opened with something about nosey neighbours; I don't recall, but it wasn't a great welcome.  Flat was tidy enough and warm, so that was something.  However, and I don't want to be harsh, the SP really didn't live up to my, fairly low, expectations; big tits, yes, but a little lacking on the general appeal front.  I decide to carry on, as it's only a 15 minute booking.

Into the bedroom, paperwork sorted, clothes dispensed.  SP is very, very busy checking her phone; she no sooner puts it down than picks it back up again.  Told in no uncertain terms that she doesn't go on top, nor will she do OW, despite it being on her profile.  No kissing.  Just no interest.  I'm freshly showered, shaved (upstairs and downstairs), and have fresh breath; she's just not bothered.  I'm no longer bothered, so a spot of missonary, but I can't be arsed with the view of a very bored face, so I just go for bending her over the bed and going doggie style, which at least means I get some benefit of those, frankly, massive tits and their sway.  I cum (SP is quite tight, IMHO!), clean up, and then get out of dodge.

So, to sum up, crap comms, crap service, disinterested SP, doesn't seem all there, and then to top it all off, a historical known barebacker.  FFS. 

And that, dear reader, is why you should always think with your UKP head on, rather than let your cock do the driving.  Despite the covered action, my inner-paranoia had me to the clinic after the required weeks had passed, which was all clear.  Just a bloody awful experience though; please don't bother, ever!

sorry but when have I ever charge £25 for 15 mins never!!!! It's either £20 or £30. And I told you by text I do not do kissing or go on top ever! Clearly a fake profile fucking sick of this website making up shit profile forums

[Lisaamy]

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

£25 for 15 minute offer.

Found myself in Darlington with a little time spare and, of the limited range of online WGs, this one looked to fit the bill for a quick meeting.  For the first time in a very, very long time, I went straight in and sent her an AW message to check availability before looking at UKP; this was a mistake, let me tell you.

Decent comms initially, then nothing.  An SMS instead resurrected the comms and a meeting was arranged and a postcode sent.

Shame the postcode was wrong - I ended up on the wrong side of town and had to fly back over in order to not be late.  Decent little block of apartments with on-street parking - tidy and safe.

Buzzed into the building.  Made my way upstairs.  Grumbled at as soon as the door opened with something about nosey neighbours; I don't recall, but it wasn't a great welcome.  Flat was tidy enough and warm, so that was something.  However, and I don't want to be harsh, the SP really didn't live up to my, fairly low, expectations; big tits, yes, but a little lacking on the general appeal front.  I decide to carry on, as it's only a 15 minute booking.

Into the bedroom, paperwork sorted, clothes dispensed.  SP is very, very busy checking her phone; she no sooner puts it down than picks it back up again.  Told in no uncertain terms that she doesn't go on top, nor will she do OW, despite it being on her profile.  No kissing.  Just no interest.  I'm freshly showered, shaved (upstairs and downstairs), and have fresh breath; she's just not bothered.  I'm no longer bothered, so a spot of missonary, but I can't be arsed with the view of a very bored face, so I just go for bending her over the bed and going doggie style, which at least means I get some benefit of those, frankly, massive tits and their sway.  I cum (SP is quite tight, IMHO!), clean up, and then get out of dodge.

So, to sum up, crap comms, crap service, disinterested SP, doesn't seem all there, and then to top it all off, a historical known barebacker.  FFS. 

And that, dear reader, is why you should always think with your UKP head on, rather than let your cock do the driving.  Despite the covered action, my inner-paranoia had me to the clinic after the required weeks had passed, which was all clear.  Just a bloody awful experience though; please don't bother, ever!

and that seater reader is always have your cock smelling nice and clean no hairs otherwise we refuse. Who wants a mouth full of hair no one!

[Lisaamy]

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

£25 for 15 minute offer.

Found myself in Darlington with a little time spare and, of the limited range of online WGs, this one looked to fit the bill for a quick meeting.  For the first time in a very, very long time, I went straight in and sent her an AW message to check availability before looking at UKP; this was a mistake, let me tell you.

Decent comms initially, then nothing.  An SMS instead resurrected the comms and a meeting was arranged and a postcode sent.

Shame the postcode was wrong - I ended up on the wrong side of town and had to fly back over in order to not be late.  Decent little block of apartments with on-street parking - tidy and safe.

Buzzed into the building.  Made my way upstairs.  Grumbled at as soon as the door opened with something about nosey neighbours; I don't recall, but it wasn't a great welcome.  Flat was tidy enough and warm, so that was something.  However, and I don't want to be harsh, the SP really didn't live up to my, fairly low, expectations; big tits, yes, but a little lacking on the general appeal front.  I decide to carry on, as it's only a 15 minute booking.

Into the bedroom, paperwork sorted, clothes dispensed.  SP is very, very busy checking her phone; she no sooner puts it down than picks it back up again.  Told in no uncertain terms that she doesn't go on top, nor will she do OW, despite it being on her profile.  No kissing.  Just no interest.  I'm freshly showered, shaved (upstairs and downstairs), and have fresh breath; she's just not bothered.  I'm no longer bothered, so a spot of missonary, but I can't be arsed with the view of a very bored face, so I just go for bending her over the bed and going doggie style, which at least means I get some benefit of those, frankly, massive tits and their sway.  I cum (SP is quite tight, IMHO!), clean up, and then get out of dodge.

So, to sum up, crap comms, crap service, disinterested SP, doesn't seem all there, and then to top it all off, a historical known barebacker.  FFS. 

And that, dear reader, is why you should always think with your UKP head on, rather than let your cock do the driving.  Despite the covered action, my inner-paranoia had me to the clinic after the required weeks had passed, which was all clear.  Just a bloody awful experience though; please don't bother, ever!

and for your information ive not done bareback since Feb last year!!!

[Lisaamy]

Then you need to make that clearer. Due to personal choices and a disability, if I visited you, you’d be on top no question. So if you can’t or prefer not to go on top you need to make that very clear before I book. I’d be very disappointed to find out on the day and you’d be getting a red review for sure! 

hun my postcode is only wrong because it's a brand estate as I said to you my self through text. And regarding your disability or not I certainly would never go on top of anyone regardless of who you are. My postcode may send you to another part of the town, but can reassure you it correct it's a BRAND NEW ESTATE AS I KEEP SAYING!!!!!!

[Lisaamy]

The men that do these forum are the worst in my experience. Been knocked by a woman so they compliment it on here. Sorry but who wants to suck a cheesy or hairy cock in there mouths absolutely no one one. Or see someone who attacks or threatens them. I bet half you punters have done these things either as we refuse to do something you like. I do this for fun and excitement not to be threatened by anyone cause I won't see or so anything you have asked me to.

[maxxblue]

sorry but when have I ever charge £25 for 15 mins never!!!! It's either £20 or £30. And I told you by text I do not do kissing or go on top ever! Clearly a fake profile fucking sick of this website making up shit profile forums

You seem to be contradicting yourself. In one post you do not do kissing ever, and in the next you like kissing and it's at your discretion.

And I dont go on top for personal reasons, as it says in my profile i like been  bending over or you on top and kissing ( it's at my discretion)- do not kiss any one who smokes and kissing is at my discretion!!!!

Make your mind up.

[Lisaamy]

If if visted you regarding disability or not and that I would be going on top no matter what, hun the fuck you are id be telling you straight to your face  I do not go on to it says so all over my profile maybe you should read before getting in touch fucking knob head

[Lisaamy]

And yeah kissing meaning at my (discretion) providing your don't smoke or salvia on me

[scutty brown]

And yeah kissing meaning at my (discretion) providing your don't smoke or salvia on me

Most people chew Salvia leaves rather than smoke them. Allegedly quite hallucinogenic and psychoactive.
You been chewing them?

[The Outsider]

Funny how the response to a negative is often more revealing than the negative itself.   

[Lamnguin]

If I hadn't already been put off by the profile, the review would have put me off. And if for some reason the review hadn't put me off the response would have had me running for the hills 

[Addicted65]

Her responses are cringeworthy and funny. I think DM should unblock her just for th3 fun of it 

[tynetunnel]

hun my postcode is only wrong because it's a brand estate as I said to you my self through text. And regarding your disability or not I certainly would never go on top of anyone regardless of who you are. My postcode may send you to another part of the town, but can reassure you it correct it's a BRAND NEW ESTATE AS I KEEP SAYING!!!!!!

I know the SP is now banned, but where did I ever complain about her postcode? 

[Sar-Major]

I know the SP is now banned, but where did I ever complain about her postcode? 

She was polishing her "Chrystal Ball" at the time TT.....................            

 

[SBM]

Wow.  That went south quickly! 

[scutty brown]

I know the SP is now banned, but where did I ever complain about her postcode? 

SBM appears to be the one with postcode issues.

Her responses to AW feedback give a strong impression about her attitude to punters. Looks argumentative.

[SBM]

It was indeed me with postcode issues!  I think the SP got very mixed up between posters in this thread, which is me putting it mildly!

[tynetunnel]

Best avoided for so many reasons, I feel 

[Sar-Major]

Best avoided for so many reasons, I feel 

Seconded TT.   

 

[tynetunnel]

If if visted you regarding disability or not and that I would be going on top no matter what, hun the fuck you are id be telling you straight to your face  I do not go on to it says so all over my profile maybe you should read before getting in touch fucking knob head

I know she has gone from here, but there’s still things I need to say!

1. “all over my profile” is in fact one solitary mention

and

2. I never have got in touch and i absolutely never ever will!

Stupid, rude, ignorant cow! 

[Sar-Major]

I know she has gone from here, but there’s still things I need to say!

1. “all over my profile” is in fact one solitary mention

and

2. I never have got in touch and i absolutely never ever will!

Stupid, rude, ignorant cow! 

Seems a tad over the top and personal TT.................................            

 

[tynetunnel]

Seems a tad over the top and personal TT.................................            

 

That wasn’t aimed at you SM..... 

[Sar-Major]

That wasn’t aimed at you SM..... 

Shit............ There was me thinking that you were "Coming Out" and it was a bit of "Flirting" to see who would respond.