April- premium - Newcastle

[cumking]

 This review is a weird one as the services rendered were spot on. However, I will reveal why this was a neutral for me at the end

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Comms: Premium is a top class Organisation when it comes to communication and on this occasion a text
Was sent, which was promptly responded to, with the directions given and time keeping adhered to. I had booked for 30 mins and this cost £60

April: I found her really sexy and as soon as the door opened and I saw her, the little guy acknowledged that as well. I was rock hard and ready to go. She is blond with a nice shape and ‘come fuck me face’ with some tattoos around the place.

Action: As soon as I entered the door, we hugged briefly and then we made out a little at the door. This was really amazing and this was the point I knew I was in for a treat. We then moved to the bedroom where likes and dislikes were discussed. She said she likes everything as long as her butt hole is kept of limits. We had a bit of a chat and then carried on with the mouth sucking. Gosh, this girl kisses good though. She then told me she was good at sucking dick, hence I asked her to show me. A good, wet oral without condom then ensued, with good hand involvement. I was on the verge after a while and asked to taste her. This is when things started to go downhill as when I went down there, Alas she was NOT freshly showered and as I started to eat her out, I could taste that condom taste with some few whiffs which a simple shower would have taken care of. I then asked for a condom and we started out normal in missionary, but at this point I had lost my MOJO. I tried to get a bit of doggie in there to, but got the ‘ass whiff’ in that position and could not finish due to all of that. In addition, her alarm went of and I was told that my time was over. I then dressed back up, we saide our goodbyes and I was back out in the darkness to ponder my thoughts and think about what just happened while strolling under the stars.

This might be a bit of a harsh neutral. But here are some of the reasons why I have decided for this
1) HYGIENE: I had showered twice in the hour prior to the appointment and tried to ensure that I had fresh breath and was shaved completely. So at the least, I should get some hygiene in return

2) We spent 10 mins of a 30 min meet discussing services. That went into the time of the appointment. Also, setting an alarm does my head in.

In conclusion, if this girl can take on board some of this criticism, I firmly believe she can be a star in this business. The positives for me were the DFK, OWO and the lass is pretty. Oh and premium is also a positive:)

[Disco dave]

Thanks for the review pal. Sorry to hear it wasnt good.

The alarm thing is abit weird, prehaps she had dinner in the oven?

[FLYING BLUE]

Sounds like a well deserved neutral to me, no excuse for poor hygiene 

[daviemac]

Thanks for the review, sounds a justified neutral, possibly bordering on negative, like you say good hygiene is expected form both sides.

[James999]

According to the website she's a "19 year old new to the industry" but then they seem to say that often, even when they know otherwise   

And the fact that she doesn't have time to wash between clients, and alarms go off indicate she's another one being worked hard with back to back bookings 

[Premium-Escorts]

According to the website she's a "19 year old new to the industry" but then they seem to say that often, even when they know otherwise   

And the fact that she doesn't have time to wash between clients, and alarms go off indicate she's another one being worked hard with back to back bookings 

Oh you really are a annoying little fuck.

Are you obsessed with me or something  😉  over worked?  ...
You are so wrong james. The girls work because they want to. They give me there hours they choose to do this job.

[Kev3773]

Oh you really are a annoying little fuck.

Correct apart from the fact he doesn't/can't fuck 

[Premium-Escorts]

Correct apart from the fact he doesn't/can't fuck 

I wouldn’t be surprised if he is even barred from Plenty of fish 😉😂

[@Allure]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he is even barred from Plenty of fish 😉😂

😂😂😂

[Pasola1]

😂😂😂

hes probably got tiny cock syndrome

[James999]

You are so wrong james.

The facts confirm otherwise, it was confirmed on another girl you saw her ID and then claimed she was one of your many "19 and new to the industry" knowing this not to be true and that she was 23, and worked loads before, even confirmed as incorrect by your moderator friend.

And as for the girls controlling their own client stream, there are numerous threads on here that confirm that is not true and you pressure the girls to take back to back bookings on an incall basis to maximise your income

[James999]

Correct

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[MME]

There’s nothing worse than getting a whiff of the devils curd. Instant loss of hard on for me and well worth a neutral in this case.

[waynekerr600]

I've seen April. It's a shame she's let her standards slip. No excuse for bad hygiene on either side.

[Premium-Escorts]

The facts confirm otherwise, it was confirmed on another girl you saw her ID and then claimed she was one of your many "19 and new to the industry" knowing this not to be true and that she was 23, and worked loads before, even confirmed as incorrect by your moderator friend.

And as for the girls controlling their own client stream, there are numerous threads on here that confirm that is not true and you pressure the girls to take back to back bookings on an incall basis to maximise your income

90% of working girls lie about there age. Some add some are younger. 4 year big deal.
No

I don’t Control anyone, You couldn’t be more wrong, I’m not playing your stupid fucking games today so I won’t be replying to your boring shit craic

Enjoy the rest of your Weekend 🖕🏻

[James999]

90% of working girls lie about there age. Some add some are younger. 4 year big deal.

This is not about a girl lying it's about YOU lying deliberately to deceive clients, you look at ID see an age and reduce it to make them appear a teenager and say they are "new to the business" when you know both to be a lie, and you seem to constantly repeat this lie and use the phrase often.

And working the girls too hard and pressuring them to work to YOUR agenda has been raised by both your girls and your clients 

[tynetunnel]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he is even barred from Plenty of fish 😉😂

I don’t understand why he isn’t barred from here  I’ve had to block him instead, I recommend it 

[finn5555]

90% of working girls lie about there age. Some add some are younger. 4 year big deal.

Why don’t you as a pimp state that you will post their real age after all you are in control 

[daviemac]

I don’t understand why he isn’t barred from here  I’ve had to block him instead, I recommend it 

James avoids any sort of questions about what he posts so no point in asking him so I'll leave it to others to form their own opinions, though he should really decide which side he white knights.

Here the punter blames the agency and he jumps in to defend them and blames the girl.

Of course it's her fault, the "agency" work for her and take bookings to suit her, she clearly wants back to back bookings without even a short break to wash off the previous clients spunk 

In this thread the punter blames the escort so he jumps in to defend her and blames the agency.   

[James999]

Looks Like premium have Pm'd Davieboy

[daviemac]

Looks Like premium have Pm'd Davie to their rescue 

James I'm going to ask you not to derail this thread any further, we are trying to encourage new or newish members to post more and this OP has posted 2 useful recent reviews and we would like that to continue.
You turning every thread that mentions an agency in this area into your own personal platform to slag them off is off putting to say the least.

You are more than welcome to discuss agencies to your hearts content, but it would be better on it's own thread, not on the back of a punters review.

The post I quoted does make me wonder if you either use or have some affiliation with the agency mentioned. It does contradict everything you say in this area.    

[James999]

James I'm going to ask you not to derail this thread any further,

It's not me who's derailing the thread, it is you who tried to turn the thread subject onto me, I like others was discussing the relevant problems of the booking.

You seem to be following me around with some form of weird Vendetta. 

[Pasola1]

What a jerk

[Tiger63]

Are we going to have this tedious crap every time an agency girl gets a review?
Seriously think its time for me to leave due to this shite.

[billabong]

Very kind with a neutral after hygiene issues, which in my opinion warrant a negative every day of the week. Never mind the alarm plus 10 mins wasted.

Regardless of agency involvement ultimately the girl is responsible for what happens in that booking slot and her own hygiene. Get a fucking shower between punts it's not hard.

[James999]

Get a fucking shower between punts it's not hard.

It is difficult with back to back bookings 

[finn5555]

Are we going to have this tedious crap every time an agency girl gets a review?
Seriously think its time for me to leave due to this shite.

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[The Outsider]

Are we going to have this tedious crap every time an agency girl gets a review?
Seriously think its time for me to leave due to this shite.

I think James and Finn are just disappointed that they may have to cancel their MMF with April after this poor performance.   

Can't think why else they'd be bothered.   

[trainspotter]

Are we going to have this tedious crap every time an agency girl gets a review?
Seriously think its time for me to leave due to this shite.

+1

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now. It's just not worth the aggravation as, you've guessed, I did not get a VAT receipt on either occasion!

[daviemac]

+1

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now. It's just not worth the aggravation as, you've guessed, I did not get a VAT receipt on either occasion!

Don't let him put you off, post the reviews.   

[Winker121]

Don't let him put you off, post the reviews.   

Absolutely right.  I would be pleased to hear about your experiences.

[finn5555]

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now.

Why not 

[waynekerr600]

+1

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now. It's just not worth the aggravation as, you've guessed, I did not get a VAT receipt on either occasion!

I hope you have second thoughts trainspotter. I would be interested to read your reviews and I'm sure they would be helpful as I use agency and indie girls.

Hope the agency bashers don't put you off.

For the first time I've started putting people on ignore as some would clearly rather attention seek than help fellow punters.

[The Outsider]

+1

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now. It's just not worth the aggravation as, you've guessed, I did not get a VAT receipt on either occasion!

Those of us who actually punt here would be interested to read them. 

[The Outsider]

Why not 

Because you and James are likely to do your predictable pantomime routine and rattle on about agencies being the root of all evil.   

Can't you see you're undermining the usefulness of the site with your nonsense?   

[Kev3773]

Because you and James are likely to do your predictable pantomime routine and rattle on about agencies being the root of all evil.   

Can't you see you're undermining the usefulness of the site with your nonsense?   

Well said TO 

[Kev3773]

Why not 

If you'd quoted the whole post rather than being selective, the answer is there 

[James999]

Pimps being the root of all evil.   

Not all evil (why the need to exagerate?) , but as you mention it they are against the law and regularly linked to criminality such as drugs and money laundering as well as brothel keeping 

[The Outsider]

Not all evil (why the need to exagerate?) , but they are against the law and regularly linked to criminality such as drugs and money laundering as well as brothel keeping 

Why the need to alter my quote and insert the word "pimp" - it's not a term I use?

"The law" isn't always a great barometer for what is right and wrong in this industry.  Do you derail all the reviews for any indies who flat share? That's also illegal.

Are you not concerned that your behaviour is suppressing reviews that would be useful to members here? You should be.  It's one thing to fail to add your own reviews, but quite another to discourage others. 

[finn5555]

Can't you see you're undermining the usefulness of the site with your nonsense?   

Far from nonsense  Many think that what the pimps tell them is honest whereas 99% of the time its a load of bollocks as they just want your cash.
The more people are aware of this the less the pimps will be able to take advantage of the gullible, and lets be frank there are plenty of gullible punters around as we all know. 

[scutty brown]

Oh you really are a annoying little fuck.

Are you obsessed with me or something  😉  over worked?  ...
You are so wrong james. The girls work because they want to. They give me there hours they choose to do this job.

But you would say that, wouldn't you?

[The Outsider]

Far from nonsense  Many think that what the pimps tell them is honest whereas 99% of the time its a load of bollocks as they just want your cash.
The more people are aware of this the less the pimps will be able to take advantage of the gullible, and lets be frank there are plenty of gullible punters around as we all know. 

I think there is enough evidence on here and enough opinions about agencies for people to make their own minds up.  My view is that there are good and bad.  I use the good ones, or "least worst" if you prefer!

Reviews help us work out who the good and bad agencies are, so the more reviews the better.  Any behaviour that puts people off sharing information is to be discouraged, surely?

[finn5555]

If you'd quoted the whole post rather than being selective, the answer is there 

My point is what is he frightened of? he needs to man up and post his reviews if he thinks they add value 

[finn5555]

I think there is enough evidence on here and enough opinions about agencies for people to make their own minds up.  My view is that there are good and bad.  I use the good ones, or "least worst" if you prefer!

Reviews help us work out who the good and bad agencies are, so the more reviews the better.  Any behaviour that puts people off sharing information is to be discouraged, surely?

I agree but having nothing to say about pimps like Premium-Escorts gives them what they want dominance and the ability to dictate what is said  the last site that allowed that is now firmly in the annals of history 

[scutty brown]

Because you and James are likely to do your predictable pantomime routine and rattle on about agencies being the root of all evil.   

Can't you see you're undermining the usefulness of the site with your nonsense?   

That suggests the reviews would be negative if posted: if they were positive James would have no reason to complain

[James999]

My point is what is he frightened of? he needs to man up and post his reviews if he thinks they add value 

More likely the Pimps have told him not to (that's if he was actually going to post one of course) 

[daviemac]

Far from nonsense  Many think that what the pimps tell them is honest whereas 99% of the time its a load of bollocks as they just want your cash.
The more people are aware of this the less the pimps will be able to take advantage of the gullible, and lets be frank there are plenty of gullible punters around as we all know. 

[b]Of course it's her fault[/b], the "agency" work for her and take bookings to suit her, she clearly wants back to back bookings without even a short break to wash off the previous clients spunk 

 

[northface]

That suggests the reviews would be negative if posted: if they were positive James would have no reason to complain

That's a load of Bollocks.
It's irrelevant to them what the review rates as long as they get an opportunity to diss the agencies.

[johnny34]

+1

I have two reviews, both for agency bookings, which were on my 'to do' list but which won't be happening now. It's just not worth the aggravation as, you've guessed, I did not get a VAT receipt on either occasion!

Don't let Tweedledee & Tweedledumb put you off, post the reviews for the rest of us 

[The Outsider]

I agree but having nothing to say about pimps like Premium-Escorts gives them what they want dominance and the ability to dictate what is said  the last site that allowed that is now firmly in the annals of history 

I use Premium.  I have done negative and neutral reviews of Premium bookings.  At no point has Premium ever tried to influence what I post. The day they did, would be the last day I used them.

I think it is useful to punters that agents are able to read reviews on here and comment when required.  In no way would I wish anyone other than a punter to be a moderator on this punter's site.