Unforgettable Karla - Birmingham Tour - Just didnt stack up for me.

[alibirmingham]

I had to think hard about the rating on this for reasons which will become clear later but settled on the negative purely based on fact this was a punt and not what happened after I left her flat. In short I walked and although I went and met her the services on offer did not match profile. 


Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only+Unforgettable+Karla

Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £70

Services Requested: went by her likes list and previous reviews so didn’t clarify much over phone text. Did however clarify ball licking/sucking.

When I got there I went through all the services I wanted which for £70 h/h GFE is pretty standard. Owo, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions.

Comms:

Pretty good on this front. Answered calls promptly, good English, very friendly. Texts also replied to quick etc.

Location:

Apartment building at the back of Broad Street. New apartment building with easy enough on street paid parking during days as well as car parks and free on eve after 6pm and nights although I suspect it’s harder to find parking on weekend nights due to its very close proximity to broad street..

Room:

Flat itself looked clean and presentable but very dim lighting in the room. Warm and welcoming so no complaints here

Appearance:

Her pics are a true reflection of her AW profile although to me she did look a bit older then her stated age. It could of been down to the dim lighting. Her figure is petite with curves in the right places. Nice big round bum and big knockers. As I walked I can’t say much else on appearance. Did open door in some nice sexy lingerie showing off her bum.

The details:

SO am I’m sure your all wondering why the negative. Simply put it’s her limited service on the 30 min meet and the lack of clarification on that anywhere on her profile and failure to mention limited services at any point.

When I arrived it was all good. Having read her profile in full she clearly puts one of her fave things in a meet is RO and having her cunt eaten out. So imagine my surprise when she tells me there’s no RO or 69 in 30 min bookings.  There’s absolutely no mention the 30 min bookings are limited and for me what’s more annoying is that she makes it out on her profile that RO is an integral part of a GFE meet.

Seemed all the other likes where included (the ones I wanted) as she didn't  say no to anything until I asked if she was fully shaved. She replied just a bit of stubble. I went on to say if there a lot it would put me off (some ladies say it's a little just to get the cash but in truth there's more than just 2 day old stubble) so I pressed her on the fact and THIS is when she said it makes no difference as there's no pussy licking in 30 mins.  Had I not pressed the fact she seemed happy to take my money without telling me RO was off the table until it was too late. Either she failed to understand me and what I was saying but seemed to understand me perfectly well before this and after this issue. Or she didn't know what RO and 69 meant but very unlikely given her experience as a WG BUT even if she didn't why didn't she clarify with me what they were. 

When I clarified the ball licking part she started saying stuff like “as long as you're telling me your clean I’ll take your word for it but once payment is made I’m going to stash it in the other room and come back. Once I’ve done that I won’t refund you anything if I feel you're not clean”. I totally get that but I offered to show her my bits to confirm it’s clean enough for her before we got started to confirm. She declined so had a nagging worry in back of my mind that she would find some excuse not to fulfil the agreed service. (has happened to me in the past)

Based on these issues  I decided I wouldn’t stay so grabbed my phone etc off the dresser and left.

This would normally be the end of it HOWEVER me being a stupid arse I left my watch on the dresser . Only realised 3 hours later after getting home. FUCK  FUCK  FUCK !!! That’s the watch gone for good.

But tried to get it back anyway. Called but no answer so thinking to myself she's blocked my number, so I shoot off a text in the hopes it goes through and gets read. Shocked when I got a reply 10 mins later saying you can come and collect it now or tomorrow . Wasn't going to fucking wait as you never know so I shot back down there as quick as i could. She told me she was with a punter so she would buzz me in and leave the watch under the front door mat. When I got there just as promised she answered the phone, buzzed me in and left the watch where she said she would. 

She did gain my respect for but only for a minute until I started thinking why didn’t she message me after I left to tell me I had left my watch. She clearly had my number etc. and clearly found it and knew it was me.  Maybe she hoping I wouldn't remember where I left it, or hoping she could skip town before I could go back for it. Who knows but got it back so content with that. Had she called or messaged me after I had left and she told me before I started chasing her I would of rated this at least a neutral.

Just glad it was one of my cheaper watches (about £100) so even if I did lose it it wouldn’t of been a huge deal. Just would of been pissed I didn't fuck her in exchange for it lol

Summary:

Looks good but questionable character. Have a feeling if it was one on my more expensive watches the story would of been very different. Recently treated myself to an Omega Sea Master 400 after years of saving. If I had left that i would of kicked down her door to get it back. Learnt a very valuable lesson. Never wear a watch to a punt. I'll be leaving it in the car from now on along with my wallet etc.

Would I Visit again??

Don't think i would. Wasn't my type with all the restrictions etc. On top of all that the lack of comms after she found the watch really makes me think.

P.S. Im sorry to the poor punter that had to deal with my calls and texts while in the middle of a punt, and having to deal with her getting up midway through to drop my watch at the door. Great for me, But no so much for him 

[Punterperson1971]

Wasn’t very happy with you as I was trying the watch on as she offered it me for a £10 lol,and then snatched it off me when you turned up.
Only joking good review buddy and one I will steer clear of.

[Palace123]

Sorry to hear mate...

I was surprised to read..... Every experience is different I guess. I've been with her a few times and found her to be quite a sound girl. I remember one time, after a good session which I'd travelled quite far for, when she found out I had a long drive ahead of me, she feed me up with fruit and we hung out way over.... Typically, escorts are either givers or takers. I'd not have put her in the "taker" category.  You probably won't feel like it but I'd say....worthy of another shot, very enthusiastic/seems genuine.

I wouldn't know about the 30 min restrictions. Its interesting how some girls seems to have these personal rules about stuff....life would certainly be easier if they stated these on their profile...e.g..some girls only allow one pop in 30 mins, others no owo etc.. but this supposes most have written their own profiles.... frequently not the case  . I check services over text or phone before....but again, half the time you're not speaking to the girl, but it has helped when I've shown them messages before. 

[alibirmingham]

Wasn’t very happy with you as I was trying the watch on as she offered it me for a £10 lol,and then snatched it off me when you turned up.
Only joking good review buddy and one I will steer clear of.

Sorry mate, Better luck next time 

I still do wonder though who was it in there lol. Wonder if it was a UKP member and if they will read this 

[alibirmingham]

Sorry to hear mate...

I was surprised to read..... Every experience is different I guess. I've been with her a few times and found her to be quite a sound girl. I remember one time, after a good session which I'd travelled quite far for, when she found out I had a long drive ahead of me, she feed me up with fruit and we hung out way over.... Typically, escorts are either givers or takers. I'd not have put her in the "taker" category.  You probably won't feel like it but I'd say....worthy of another shot, very enthusiastic/seems genuine.

I wouldn't know about the 30 min restrictions. Its interesting how some girls seems to have these personal rules about stuff....life would certainly be easier if they stated these on their profile...e.g..some girls only allow one pop in 30 mins, others no owo etc.. but this supposes most have written their own profiles.... frequently not the case  . I check services over text or phone before....but again, half the time you're not speaking to the girl, but it has helped when I've shown them messages before.

I was surprised about the 30 min resrtictions but more then fact there was no warning on this nor was it declined when i asked for it. It only came to light after i pushed the issue of her being fully shaved or not.

She did seem very friednly and warm so cant fault her for that and im sure she gives a great sevice. Her UKP rating is very respectable and that many people cant be wrong. But based on what i saw and experianced it just didnt work for me

[Juankerr]

Thanks for the review ali 

I was going to see her myself (for the tits!) as the reviews here are good but I decided against it in the end. Wasn't aware of any RO restrictions in a half hour so I'd have walked also.

Glad you got your watch back! 

[jay121]

Thanks Ali 

same as Juan was  thinking of half hour  booking, but after your review will be looking elsewhere. 

[jimmymac]

Thanks for the review, that will save a lot of people from going to see her.

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the review, that will save a lot of people from going to see her.

It’s a shame if she loses business as that’s never my intention but think if she makes the RO rule more clear it will help her and punters. Many of us let the little head rule the big head in those scenarios and we stay for many different reasons. Some don’t have plan B, others restricted on time etc. If she made it clear she would only have punters who understand and know what to expect. May even make some consider hour bookings instead of 30 mins.

But at the end of the day I post my reviews to help other punters so as long as it achieves that end goal that’s all I care about.

[hockogrockle]

"It was one of my cheaper watches (£100)". How many watches have you got, for God's sake?!

[RandomGuy99]

Pity as I have read many positive reviews of her. 

That said her saying no to RO while in the booking wouldn't have made me walk.  Provided I"m enjoying myself I'm not that fussed as I'm shit at RO anyway, so I'm almost at the point of not even trying it anymore.  I have contacted a few girls and they've told me they don't know what RO means and do "Doh!" once I've told them.

She may not have tried to contact you about the watch because WGs often don't want to call or text a punter in case it causes problems for the punter if it's their ordinary phone instead of a punting phone and some WGs don't save phone numbers after a booking is complete especially if it didn't go well.  She waited for you to contact her.   It could also be that she didn't know which of her punters that day had left the watch, so she waited for someone to contact her to claim it.   I wouldn't go reading anything negative into her not contacting you about it.   She gets my respect for letting you have it back after you walked on her.

I never wear my watch to a punt just in case I forget it.

[alibirmingham]

"It was one of my cheaper watches (£100)". How many watches have you got, for God's sake?!

One of my weaknesses to be honest. Last count was 15ish. Don’t want to sound like a dick and boasting etc. For me I like my watches and footwear. I’m sure others have other things they like and spend their well earned on beside punting of course!

[alibirmingham]

Pity as I have read many positive reviews of her. 

That said her saying no to RO while in the booking wouldn't have made me walk.  Provided I"m enjoying myself I'm not that fussed as I'm shit at RO anyway, so I'm almost at the point of not even trying it anymore.  I have contacted a few girls and they've told me they don't know what RO means and do "Doh!" once I've told them.

She may not have tried to contact you about the watch because WGs often don't want to call or text a punter in case it causes problems for the punter if it's their ordinary phone instead of a punting phone and some WGs don't save phone numbers after a booking is complete especially if it didn't go well.  She waited for you to contact her.   It could also be that she didn't know which of her punters that day had left the watch, so she waited for someone to contact her to claim it.   I wouldn't go reading anything negative into her not contacting you about it.   She gets my respect for letting you have it back after you walked on her.

I never wear my watch to a punt just in case I forget it.

Some good points raised but for me RO is a must and she clearly knew what it was because she said in plain English no pussy licking in 30 mins. “Not possible” she said. What I also don’t get it many reviews do state RO was on offer in their 30 min meets so not sure why she declined on my visit. Never had an issue before.


As for the watch and contact etc. It was on her dresser and after I walked it would of been at least 30 mins before the next punter so her not knowing who’s watch is unlikely. As for not contacting me due to not wanting to cause issues that I understand but depends how long after I left she found it. If we talking minutes then no reason not to call or text. Not like I’m going to have the Mrs waiting in the car is it. And even if it was later just sending a simple text in code would do. She doesn’t need to say “excuse me but I’m the prosie you came to see and you left your watch at my apartment”.

But after all is said and done I’ve done the review as best I can based of my experiences and thoughts. Of course there will be others who have diff opinions and fully entitled to them. No one will know for sure why she said and did what she did unless it comes direct from her so I have to make my mind up based on what I know and experienced.

[CluckinBell]

Nightmare.Good you got your watch back.