So I had been meaning to write a review about a trip to Edinburgh I had a month or so ago, but thought I was still in shock about it. Was gonna get around to warning people...
A profile on AW for a busty Kathy used to be up in Dundee, great pics (First one)and wondered why no one had reviewed, saw she was in Edinburgh so thought I’d pop over and TOFTT...
Massage, for hour, and hand relief.. £120...was a bit flush so I thought what the hell go for it...
Get to Edinburgh, comms ok, all going well..got let in, realised it was not the one in the pic, looked more like the wee dumpy sister that you’d fuck if you’d had 10 pints 5 shots and your bird wasn’t available... and your eyesight was failing you..
Handed over the money and thought, well I’m here now.. massage might be ok.
Get undressed and lie on the bed, she tells me no no... no lying face down, no massage...I’ve come to Edinburgh for sex... erm but I want massage...nope not gonna happen..
I’m not into having sex with providers.. I like oral and hand relief..
So I settle for some oral...covered...oh it’s just getting worse..😢
It was half hearted and I was bored..
Wanked me off till I came.. was in there half an hour, she had fucked off so I knew time was up..
Took the hint and the hit, walked out without even a look or a goodbye at her.
Would have been a negative all day long....
So your probably wondering what’s all this got to do with EVA....well hawd yer horses, we’re getting there..
Today I thought right treat myself to a nice massage as my morning Blow job had cancelled on me at 9am... quick trip to Kirkcaldy hospital to drop a mate off, checked what was in the area, then in Dundee and remembered EVAs pics so tried my luck..
Had tried EVA previously and drove there, from work, wasn’t to far and had been let down with no answer.. different address though... so nearly booked and screwed her over, sort of wish I had with what was to come..
Few texts later and I was driving to Dundee.. 12:30 and 100 b2b and hand relief. Got an extra £20 out in case I wanted oral, as she does look hot.. see pics 2,3,4,5
Was a happy man when parked up on the street..got number
Was asked to wait 10mims then go up..
Parked next to flat, waited 10mins... went up, knocked on the door, as a text came through, I need 5 mins more, then another text..I need to finish my breakfast. It’s 12:45 don’t take a booking if your eating love...you had 45 mins while I was driving..
So I walk back down to the car like a plonk, sit in it till another text comes through saying come up. I should have walked then really...
Get to the door, light knock, takes ages coming to the door, opens it and says oh I didn’t hear you knock... I step half in with my leg still half out, she tries to push the door, I stop it with my foot.
I look at her and think, your not the one in the pics, blonde hair... but I realise it’s a wig... she tries to push door again, again I stop her and it dawns on me, it’s the same horror from Edinburgh... I say your not the woman in the pics, push the door open again with my foot, and leave, door shuts... What a joke..
Narrow escape. And got another booking 20mins later with a Thai, review is up... and saved £20
If anyone can post the links to viva street and gumtree, I’d appreciate it, can’t do it on phone..
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