Author Topic: Artemis - Berlin  (Read 1469 times)

Offline sadsadsad383838

Im in Berlin this week and looking to check this out.

Lots of great info about this club on here - thanks guys - but I’ve got a few questions as this will be my first punt.

1. Is it worth it quality wise?
2. Is it common to go on your own or are other patrons mostly groups of guys?
3. Easy to get cabs to and from?
4. Is there much interaction between the guys in there or can you stick to yourself?
5. How secure the lockers are, I will be taking luggage if I go and keen for it to be safe?
6. Any pitfalls I should be aware of as a first time punter?
7. Is it discreet?

Thanks in advance!

Offline irishdick

Im in Berlin this week and looking to check this out.

Lots of great info about this club on here - thanks guys - but I’ve got a few questions as this will be my first punt.

1. Is it worth it quality wise?
2. Is it common to go on your own or are other patrons mostly groups of guys?
3. Easy to get cabs to and from?
4. Is there much interaction between the guys in there or can you stick to yourself?
5. How secure the lockers are, I will be taking luggage if I go and keen for it to be safe?
6. Any pitfalls I should be aware of as a first time punter?
7. Is it discreet?

Thanks in advance!

1. That's a matter of personal opinion, I'd say most people think its worth it especially for that first time when its all new.
2. I've been twice and both times in a small group, I saw other small groups but mostly guys on there own.
3. We got an Uber from Ku'Dam the first time, but felt it was quite far and took 20 mins. Next time we used the U-Bhan which was very easy and quite fun, plus way cheaper.
4. I had very little interaction with other guys there, probably because there was 4 of us.
5. Lockers are excellent large one for clothes similar to a gym and a small one for your money phone etc. But don't think they are big enough for luggage. Reception staff may have a facility to hold your case.
6. Don't let the girls upsell you if you don't want to. Agree services and cost before going to the room. They are not pushy in my opinion so happy to discuss when trying to seal the deal.
7. Not sure what you mean by this, you are entering a brothel, you are there with loads of guys doing the same thing. It is fully legal in Germany. They don't ask for your name or address so unless your wife follows you there she will never know :-)


Go have fun, you only live once.

Offline chrishornx


Offline almalm

6 - pitfalls...

The bar area is very, very, very smokey.

Them girls certainly like a cigarette or eleven.


Offline sadsadsad383838

Thanks IrishDick really useful!

I suppose what I was asking in the first point is if there are better quality options in Berlin.

What time did you go? I should be arriving around 3/4 and leaving around 7.

Offline Jerboa

Thanks IrishDick really useful!

I suppose what I was asking in the first point is if there are better quality options in Berlin.

What time did you go? I should be arriving around 3/4 and leaving around 7.

I take it you've read the previous report threads on Artemis, they will give you a good idea what to expect.
The reception has a store room for suitcases, the quality is very good at the club, if you will only be there from 3-7 then you will only see the day shift, so not a big choice but you should find someone you like.

Offline sadsadsad383838

Yes, hope so. I read on a couple of threads that the quality of girls has dropped recently. I’m looking for high standard as my first punt.

Offline Jerboa

Well be aware if you are only visiting in the afternoon you will miss many ladies who only start work around 6-7pm.

Offline sadsadsad383838

Thanks - I may reconsider then and go another time

Offline irishdick

Yes I agree with Jeroba, I arrived and 3pm and stayed till 1am.
The day shift had some nice girls but come 9pm the talent took a real upward swing.
Loads of 10s hanging around the entrance to the bar area.

Offline irishdick

Sorry that should have been spelled Jerboa

Offline Bradleybridge

I've left a suitcase at reception before now for a few hours no problem at all.

Offline chrishornx

I've left a suitcase at reception before now for a few hours no problem at all.

try doing some reviews

Offline Jerboa

try doing some reviews

Yes, some people only take take take, guess he won't be writing a report on his first visit to Sharks.

Offline chrishornx

Yes, some people only take take take, guess he won't be writing a report on his first visit to Sharks.

2 non reviewers on this thread

take take take ....