Emma Stone - Euston - a bit too over the top PSE

[user1437]

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I've seen so much about her that I had to try

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Place: Flat a minute away from Euston station. It's one of these streets with shops and a door in between them, so I don't really like how exposed it looks, but oh well. The flat was ok, room was small but had what you need. The bed was a bit too noisy though it felt like it might just break down during sex

The girl: Pretty much what you'd expect from the pics. Plastic barbie doll with ample enhanced breasts and ass. The thing is... While I usually do like plastic bodies (Sexy Anda, pornstar ruby, sashalexx or CutestLucy are good examples of enhanced bodies I'd die for), Emma's didn't strike the same chord to me. I can't exactly point the one thing wrong. Maybe the proportions? It didn't look that enticing, I felt like her skin as well wasn't as smooth as I expected. And the finishing blow to me was that her lips were so abusively enlarged she looked more like an old cartoon character with big lips than a hot exciting woman.

The meet:

I was already confused about how I felt about it at the beginning, and the confusion continued. As I was undressing, she immediately started playing with a dildo, looking at me with a duckface expression which I assume was supposed to excite me, but damn the extra big lips with a duckface looked more comedic than anything.

As I was trying to find a place of excitement - which usually is easy to find - she wasn't trying at all. She just has a routine with fake moans and cheesy dirty talk, so I couldn't take any initiative, she was leading the dance. To her credit, OWO was pretty ok, although with too much gagging for me. I find sloppy and slow OWO with DT amazing, hers was essentially DT with the constant gagging sound which I personally feel is a huge turnoff. On with the rubber and a bit of OW to get me hard. CG and RCG was ok, but similarly, she was completely leading the dance. It's like, at least when I watch porn I'm the one who chooses how I want to stroke. Here, it felt like you're watching a porn movie you don't like, and you aren't allowed to stroke.

Once again to her credit the sex wasn't bad, but I think the complete lack of attention from her just turned me off. She was in her bubble, running her routine. I couldn't get hard halfway through (which considering how long I spent without any activity before seeing her, is an outstanding achievement), so she decided to go for a handjob and owo to finish. Still too gagging for me so I asked her to slow down, and finished with her handjob, straight in her mouth

We then chatted a bit, and the funny thing is that she said "don't worry I sometimes have that effect on men". I guess I'm not the only one 

Anyway. I think this might be a very harsh negative from me (and was considering putting it as neutral), but for the price I paid and the complete lack of engagement I felt, I think it's the right way to describe it

Those of you who are into pure PSE will probably love her since she can clearly take a pounding and DTs like a champ!

[winkywanky]

I think a Neutral might have been fairer, to be honest her photos seem a fair representation of what you're getting, including the duck-lips?

As for the over the top PSE thing, well she states on her profile that she also does GFE. I can't help thinking if you'd only mentioned it to her, she could have toned it down a bit? She kind of gave you what you booked for  .

[unus669]

I think a Neutral might have been fairer, to be honest her photos seem a fair representation of what you're getting, including the duck-lips?

As for the over the top PSE thing, well she states on her profile that she also does GFE. I can't help thinking if you'd only mentioned it to her, she could have toned it down a bit? She kind of gave you what you booked for  .

+1

I also believe when a WG has a set routine, it’s a sign of laziness, an inability to be proactive and probably clueless/doesn’t care about individual punters desire during the punt.

[winkywanky]

I also believe when a WG has a set routine, it’s a sign of laziness, an inability to be proactive and probably clueless/doesn’t care about individual punters desire during the punt.

Very true.

[user1437]

I think a Neutral might have been fairer, to be honest her photos seem a fair representation of what you're getting, including the duck-lips?

As for the over the top PSE thing, well she states on her profile that she also does GFE. I can't help thinking if you'd only mentioned it to her, she could have toned it down a bit? She kind of gave you what you booked for  .

I did book for GFE - that's what was agreed in text. I do believe her GFE is essentially her PSE with more kissing, or I got unlucky

I do agree though I'm still wondering if this is negative or neutral. Might have been too harsh to be honest. She's a good SP, just not one for what I personally am looking for

[winkywanky]

I did book for GFE - that's what was agreed in text. I do believe her GFE is essentially her PSE with more kissing, or I got unlucky

I do agree though I'm still wondering if this is negative or neutral. Might have been too harsh to be honest. She's a good SP, just not one for what I personally am looking for

Ah, you hadn't stated that in your review.

In which case your criticisms are fully justified IMO.

Apart from the ducklips thing, they are pretty bleedin' obvious in her pics to be fair   .

[hendrix]

Good review samsama, shows how difficult it can be to rate an experience sometimes! I've been tempted by her full on pse offering, but not a fan of the routine/script approach. The best pse WG's make it feel natural, however scripted it actually is

[winkywanky]

I can't wait for a new Awards Ceremony, The Punting BAFTAs  .

[EnglishRebecca121]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

[unus669]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

I’m sure mumsnet, would say the same about the risk to your job

I don’t think ‘we’ hold the moral high ground here.

[MaxHamburg]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

Not sure that's true. In my experience, performers on the sets I've been on have had to produce their forms of ID and their up to date STD etc. clinic results. In that sense, there seems to be a clear difference between the professional community and the SP/punting side, in terms of behaviour and risk. Saying that, with the proliferation of channels and media over the last 20 years, we seem to have seen the rise and rise of the "porn star" escort - whatever that actually means.

[finn5555]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

They get tested a lot more often than you do, so a stupid statement from you as usual 

[Tom.Punter]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

Who the f*** are you to judge someone that does porn? If you do porn you can't do that     

[hendrix]

Porn stars *have to* be tested to work. Can't say the same for escorts.

[Silva21]

+1

I also believe when a WG has a set routine, it’s a sign of laziness, an inability to be proactive and probably clueless/doesn’t care about individual punters desire during the punt.

This.

I was really up for seeing her but.... This review definitely made me think twice. I'm a bit sick of tired wg's.

[CheeseBoard]

what concerns me with alot of these" porn stars" is the amount of bb they do

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i really think they should  either do porn or escort not bloody both as they are such high risk surely!! 

Why does it concern you?    Is she coming to work on 'your patch' so you felt you had to throw your 2 pence worth in? I thought porn stars were regularly tested so dont really see it as a point relevant to the review.

[finn5555]

Why does it concern you?    Is she coming to work on 'your patch' so you felt you had to throw your 2 pence worth in? I thought porn stars were regularly tested so dont really see it as a point relevant to the review.

Rebecca is touting as usual, her phone may be getting dusty 

[Tom.Punter]

Rebecca is touting as usual, her phone may be getting dusty 

Maybe time for her to start doing Porn