OP doesn't come across like a newbie. Someone who knows enough to talk about expecting flak, to say the right things about future contribution, to have a story explaining non-contribution, to create a hot list for discussion saying he wants the finest wines known to humanity. Sleeper account I say. I wonder how many banned members have seen most of his hotlist.
Anywayz, to give a whiff of the benefit of the doubt to him, I suggest he whittles the list down himself to 3-4 based on the extensive reviews, provides a more sensible description of what he wants and then asks again.