External Link/Members Only £80 for 1 hour with happy start and ending.
Booking process
Straight forward, done via texts. Bit of confusion regarding some details so figured Eastern European.
Venue:
Looks like converted offices, but that meant plenty of parking and modern appearance. Flat is small but functional with good bathroom. Strangely pretty much every surface is covered in sheep. At first I wondered if this was home as well as work and they were the kids, but decided not.
Appearance
Facially pretty good, not a lot of make up, but pretty enough. Very slim, I’d say size 6-8 without a ounce of fat on her. Very trim and soon going to be rubbing herself all over me. I was a very happy man.
The main event:
Choice of bed or massage table, I chose the former and got comfortable. I’d arranged a happy start and ending to the massage so Minx got on the bed, applied some oil and set to work on the old man. A great technique soon had me cumming so hard I almost hit myself in the face! Quick clean up and onto the main massage.
Fuck me things went downhill fast. She’s obviously read how to massage, and decided not to employ any of the techniques. You’d think she might stumble on something nice by accident but no. It felt more like she was attempting a combination of sand papering the floor and painting a garden fence. It totally ruined the mood and took me out of the moment.
I tried to bite the bullet, but couldn’t and ended up calling her out on it and asking her to stop. She offered to try a different technique, but working on the theory that it was unlikely she deliberately started with her worst massage technique and had pure gold left in the books, I turned her down, got dressed and left.
I was back in my car around 20 minutes after arriving.
