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Author Topic: Legs Akimbo - Trip Number 11  (Read 27898 times)

Offline Wayang

KP,
I hope you are keeping accounts under several headings:
Drinks
Lady Drinks
Bar Fines
S/T
L/T, and,
Ladyboys
Each WG/Ladyboy being a cost centre.

Offline Jimmyredcab

For looks
Taylor ----------------  9
Dar ---------  1       (caked up with makeup, not unusual in Thailand)  :(

Offline Wayang


Dar ---------  1       (caked up with makeup, not unusual in Thailand)  :(

but she provided the anal!

Offline Keen Punter

KP,
I hope you are keeping accounts under several headings:
Drinks
Lady Drinks
Bar Fines
S/T
L/T, and,
Ladyboys
Each WG/Ladyboy being a cost centre.
Drink prices haven't really changed since last year. Beer bars are generally 50 - 85 baht a bottle. Walking St Gogo's are 100-150 a bottle.

Punting is on the up. Many Gogo's in Pattaya are going the Bangkok route. Baccara girls won't go for less than 2k/4k. This is pushing up prices with bar girls as well. Cherry Bar on Soi 3, girls now won't go for less than 2k LT. This is what I have been banging on about for years about people paying inflated prices, eventually it will have a greater effect. Well, now is proof that I was right.

Will update on Bangkok after my 4 nights there in a couple of weeks.

For looks
Taylor ----------------  9
Dar ---------  1       (caked up with makeup, not unusual in Thailand)  :(
Dar isn't that bad Jim, come on. You would have to be very lucky to get a girl with the quality of Taylor doing everything. As I say, she is a rare find, a girl that good looking won't last long. She will find a sponsor or realise she could make mega money in a Gogo bar. She is still a little farm fresh though.

I would go so far to say she is one of the best lookers I have ever seen. She is even better in real life.

Not bad for a sad solo trip eh ? ;)

Offline Jimmyredcab

Regarding beer prices, the 50 baht a bottle is only really available during the daytime, after 7pm it would be nearer to 80 baht in most bars, possibly more on Walking Street. :P

Offline Jerboa

Punting is on the up. Many Gogo's in Pattaya are going the Bangkok route. Baccara girls won't go for less than 2k/4k. This is pushing up prices with bar girls as well. Cherry Bar on Soi 3, girls now won't go for less than 2k LT. This is what I have been banging on about for years about people paying inflated prices, eventually it will have a greater effect. Well, now is proof that I was right.

Yes we've been saying It for a long time, that Patts would turn Into Bkk If things continue, and this seems to be happening, to many clueless newbie fools throwing baht and pingpong balls at the girls, why go with farangs If they can earn more baht shaking their butt onstage?  :(

Offline Jimmyredcab

Yes we've been saying It for a long time, that Patts would turn Into Bkk If things continue, and this seems to be happening, to many clueless newbie fools throwing baht and pingpong balls at the girls, why go with farangs If they can earn more baht shaking their butt onstage?  :(

There are still thousands of girls available for £25 all night --------- just avoid the "superstars" in the Go-Go bars, they all look the same when they emerge from the shower minus makeup.  ;)

Offline Jerboa

There are still thousands of girls available for £25 all night --------- just avoid the "superstars" in the Go-Go bars, they all look the same when they emerge from the shower minus makeup.  ;)

Yes but I like the hardcore hooker type, the shower don't wash off the Ink though lol, I just wont pay stupid money, I have had both good and bad experiences.

Offline Keen Punter

Day 6

Up for breakfast at around 1030. Text Yogi for a Soi 6 meet up later, so headed back to the room to chill. Watched Bangkok Traffic, a Thai romantic comedy, actually quite funny.

Met up with Yogi and off we went. Had a little walk up and down but decided on a quick beer in the Corner Bar. Whilst we were there Yogi spotted a girl in a red top with small tight white shorts. So we checked bin and went off hunting her down. Only a few bars down, he found her working in The Bullring bar. In we went for a drink and the deal was done. He was off so off I went.

Saw a potential outside Saigon Girl. This place always seems to consistently have the best lookers on Soi 6 and the uniforms are great. Inside and got her a drink. Ying is 19 and gorgeous. However she was not your typical Soi 6 girl inside the bar and I had 2nd thoughts, but decided to take a risk and boy I am glad I did. She was a pocket rocket and after the deed was done she wanted to go again !!!! Sadly this old man was tired so I declined.

Tanks emptied, back to the Vic to meet back up with Yogi. Showered changed and out to Soi LK. This is my 2nd favourite Soi after Soi 6 now. Start in The Metro then into Club Blu, the place is full of lookers. Down to the Office, a drink with Nan and I got another Hostess Wan a drink, but there was no spark. So out of there then into Mash. Nothing took my eye so baht bus down to Walking St. Into Secrets, hardly any girls in there so down into Alcatraz, a newish Gogo on Walking St. Massive place but not enough girls and quality not great so into Happy. A beer there then went to the Dollhouse to find Lin. She was just walking out with a Jap so we sacked that idea off then headed down to see Mama.

She invited us to her new bar for some food later in the week, a few drinks then we went to get a bite to eat. Quite drunk at this time. Got chatted up by a ladyboy, when I said "Sorry, I no like cock" she said "No problem, I have pussy now". She was actually quite a laugh. Headed off and bumped into Om, a girl I have known from Soi 6 for 4 years. Never been with her but tonight will change. Asked her to come with me, so off we trotted.

Into the room, good session but she came on and mucked up the bed. Will have to sort out with the maid. Another drunken night.

Day 7

Om woke me up telling me can still boom boom, so who was I to say no ? Sorted out with the maid and dropped off some laundry. A bite to eat then we went back up to the room. Me and Yogi were going to Mama's tonight for food so decided to keep Om for the day. Had a couple of hours kip then up to Mama's. She cooked a lovely sweet and sour, green chicken and potato curry and spare ribs in garlic. Lovely. Had a nice night, Yogi had been stitched up with a girl from Mama's old bar so we headed off down AJ's for a last drink then back to the room. A more chilled day.

Offline Keen Punter

Day 8

Decided to have a night off. So packed Om off, went to stock up on some beer from 7/11. A bite to eat in the Vic then back to the room to watch some films and recharge the batteries.

Offline Keen Punter

Day 9

Woke up early and had breakfast. Om is becoming a pain now, constant calling and texting. Back to the room, watched a film then downstairs for a beer with a couple of lads I know. Shower, change then out to Club Blu. Da, the hostess I am after is not there so have a drink with a dancer who seems to have taken a shine to me, but she isn't my type. Popped into the Metro for a beer with Dennis then baht bus down to Walking St.

Into Secrets, they seemed to have changed policy. They only have coyote dancers now, no hostesses so won't bother with it again. Into Dollhouse to see if Lin was there, she wasn't so popped down to Rolling Stone. Yogi's Mrs put it on me big style as soon as I arrived, got her a drink to be polite but that was all. It was just not the done thing. Spotted another potential in a bar further down so went and had a drink with her. 21 years old with perfect English yet only worked bar for 6 weeks, yeah love. Decided to bank that one for later so headed off and had a kebab and some kebab place on Walking St then bumped into Nat. A girl I met about 2 years ago. She is older 34, but still fit and is a really nice girl so offered her the pleasure of my company and she agreed.

Bus back to the Vic, a drink then a good couple of sessions. The girl is horny. Job done.

Day 10

Saw off Nat and grabbed a bite to eat. I am getting lazier and lazier, I walked down to change some money then chilled out in the room watching films. Finally stirred and headed off down Soi 7 for a bite to eat at Tequila Reef. As usual ended up getting some on my shirt so had to shoot back to the Vic to change. Back down Soi 7 and into AJ's for a beer with Peter.

Mark rang, he had got back from the jungle so checked bin and headed down to meet him at the Cherry Bar. Not many bints in there tonight so we had a few then headed back down Soi 7. Into Aussie Bar, back up to AJ's. Oh has had some new bolt ons and was showing them around, inbetween fighting with some bird, the girl is proper hardcore now.

We had a couple in there then headed down Soi 7. Stopped off for a beer in 1, some bloke rang the bell so we had another. Then the Thai blokes were coming around with snakes and lizards. Lizards I can do, but I hate snakes. I was around the other side of the bar before you could say sawat dee khrap. Another Thai bloke came around doing some magic tricks, he was actually quite good. Tipped him 100 baht but couldn't get rid of him !!!!

Left there then walked down Soi 7, it was only 215am but the place was dead. Popped in World Wide a Gogo, had a quick beer but it was closing. I decided to head up Walking St, Mark didn't fancy it so we bid farewell and off I trotted. A drink in Mama's old bar, Yogi's bint was putting it on me again but again I declined. Then 3am come and once again the Thai Police were shutting everywhere down. For Buddah's sake.

Walked back down Walking St, bumped into Nat the girl from last night so decided to have a repeat. Grabbed a Subway then back to the room. She is a good girl, proper professional and knows the score.

Day 11

Woke up around 10am, another session then packed Nat off. Breakfast with Vic, he was off to Phuket. Back to the room, watch a film then a couple of hours kip. Mark called and woke me up, he was downstairs so headed down. My foot is bad again and I was hobbling like an old man. A few Vodka and oranges, then shower and back out.

Usual start, Cherry Bar. Got a bit of attention off Pa, but she has blown her bridges. A few in there then down Soi 7/8. Did a few bars, said hello to Stefano, an old friend from Soi 8 and slowly was getting more and more pissed. We left Soi 7 then baht bus back down to 2nd road near Soi 6 as Mark had left his bike. I was slaughtered by this point so texted Om and she come to meet me. Had a few beers in a shitty little bar, bought some of the girls one then the bin came. 1650 fucking baht. Singha ladydrinks 150 baht. WTF !!!!! A shitty little beer bar charging 150 baht for a lady drink. Won't be back there. Om turned up, so me and Mark headed for some cardboard food i.e. MacDonalds before heading back to the room.

Too pissed to shag, so just collapsed asleep and saved the bolt for the morning. Now sat wondering how I can get rid of Om, because she is getting clingy. I shouldn't of texted her last night, but you know what it is like when pissed.

Ah well..........

Offline Wayang

As am I.....
All KP does is sleep, eat, drink, and shag...... Then sleep again!
Sounds like heaven to me. :yahoo:

And watch TV!  In the end it must get quite boring - all that shagging!


  Well i suppose someones got to do it .....

Offline softlad

And watch TV!  In the end it must get quite boring - all that shagging!

He's living my dream..... :)

Offline Keen Punter

Day 12

I am getting a right lazy git. Fired me bolt with Om, had some breakfast then back up to the room to watch An Idiot Abroad. Fuck off, it isn't about me. Dropped back off to kip then Mark rings and wakes me up. Pop downstairs for a chat then he shoots off to get his laundry and I change. Back down for a couple of beers then we head off to the Cherry Bar. The intention being a curry later. I am seriously struggling, need a second wind so onto Vodka Lippo. On the way to the toilet I spot number 111 in Sabailand, she is now on the agenda.

They perk me up, so we head off. Pick up an oil painting I have had done, then into Papayagogo. The quality has right dipped in there, so off to Soi LK. In the Metro, a couple there then into Club Blu. By this time the curry has gone for a burden and we both have our drinking heads on again. From Club Blu to The Office. Get Nan a drink then we start playing up with a service girl. She flashes her tits at us (no bra) so earns a drink. Especially when we find out that she is 32. They are probably the best pair I have ever seen in Thailand. Not overly big, but they just sat there and for her age they were magnificent.

We leave there, back to the Metro where we stay for a few hours and once again stumble into the Golden Arches at 430am pissed as newts, bintless.

Offline Keen Punter

And watch TV!  In the end it must get quite boring - all that shagging!
To be honest I have probably done the least shagging ever on one of my trips. It has been good in other ways and I have had a right laugh with my mate Mark.

Offline Wayang

Hopefully you will spend a few days in Bangkok with more action to titillate your readers.  All this booze, sleep and TV is not exciting.

Offline Keen Punter

I've cancelled Bangkok now because Monty arrives tonight and also with the shit exchange rate, I am going through funds like water.

Offline Jerboa

Hopefully you will spend a few days in Bangkok with more action to titillate your readers.  All this booze, sleep and TV is not exciting.

He's not going to Bkk now, I wouldn't say there's more action there than Pattaya, It's KP's holiday, up to him how many girls he chases, more Important Is that he enjoys It.

Offline Wayang

He's not going to Bkk now, I wouldn't say there's more action there than Pattaya, It's KP's holiday, up to him how many girls he chases, more Important Is that he enjoys It.

I am not telling him what to do - merely hoping we can get away from the litany of beer, TV and food.  Bangkok is at least more varied that Pattaya.

Offline Wayang

I've cancelled Bangkok now because Monty arrives tonight and also with the shit exchange rate, I am going through funds like water.

Drink less - f*ck more!

Offline Keen Punter

Day 13

Another day, another morning after the fact. Woken at 9am by some retard drilling and hammering. Stayed in bed though, watched some TV, then back to kip about 12 for a couple of hours then down to meet Mark. A bite to eat then shower changed and out. Usual start down Cherry Bar then baht bus up to the Metro to meet up with Monty.

A couple in there, then move onto Champagne. Monty is like a kid in a sweetshop. I win a 100 baht bet on a girls age, but give it to the girl to see if she comes over when she leaves the stage. She doesn't so fails the test. Out of there and into the Office losing Mark on the way. Nan comes straight over to handsome man Monty and that is enough for him. Barfine paid. I show him Miss Serving Girls tits, well worth a drink. He agrees they are fantastic.

A drink in Submarine, talk to a 19 year old spinner but too young for me. Into Club Blu, talk to a 20 year old spinner but again too young. From there back to the Metro, get slowly pissed, Monty disappears to do the dead and I shit in my neutral bar. Pay bar for a new girl in there, 34 years old but a great attitude.

Back to the room for boomsing longtime.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I've cancelled Bangkok now because Monty arrives tonight and also with the shit exchange rate, I am going through funds like water.

What do you expect when you are buying ladydrinks for every Som, Nok & Noi.

They think no more of you, totally poinless in my opinion.  :rolleyes:

Offline Steve2

Day 13

 Monty disappears to do the dead Back to the room for boomsing longtime.

I always thought Thailand was a bit weird :) :) :)

Offline Wayang

I always thought Thailand was a bit weird :) :) :)

Necrophilia is not that common but here we do have a recorded case!


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