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Author Topic: Legs Akimbo - Trip Number 11  (Read 27963 times)

Online Jimmyredcab

I met a couple of ex-pats in Jomtien, total losers drinking Chang at 40 baht a bottle.   :rolleyes:

I am not saying all ex-pats are lowlife but most of them have issues back in the UK, a failed marriage, failed business ---------- I would bet one or two are on the run, easy to get lost in Pattaya, a middle aged guy will never get asked for i-d.   ;)

Offline Wayang

I am not saying all ex-pats are lowlife but most of them have issues back in the UK, a failed marriage, failed business ---------- I would bet one or two are on the run, easy to get lost in Pattaya, a middle aged guy will never get asked for i-d.   ;)

I don't think any 'normal' guy would go to live in Pattaya; those who chose to live in Thailand tend to go north and away from the sexploitation of Pattaya.  Would be hard convincing a Thai partner that you only went out for a beer on Walking Street.

Offline Wayang

Thinking about a 3 week sample of this part of the world ,
whats the services offered ??

You have two extremes - a three week drinking/f*ck*ng holiday in Pattaya/Phuket/Bangkok or planning to combine SE Asia culture with some excellent mongering - in both cases if you can imagine it, you can get it.

Online Jimmyredcab

I don't think any 'normal' guy would go to live in Pattaya.

I am slightly envious of the Brits who are sent to work in Bangkok, bankers etc.
You can spot them on Soi Cowboy because they still have their suit and tie on.  :drinks:

Offline Keen Punter

Day 29

My last full day. Woke up around 2pm and had a bite to eat. A few beers with Vic then back for a couple of hours kip before my last night. Decided to line up the 43 year old for a no holes barred dirty session. I always like to finish on a high. She agrees to come around at 1am.

Down to Cherry Bar to say farewells to Adam then to the Metro to see Dennis. Taxi back to the Vic for my booking. 0110 I get a call, running late. Bloody Thai time. Eventually she turns up at 0140. Shower then into bed. She gets out a condom, tells me she can only smoke because she has period. WTF !!!!

I lose it. Tell her to get dressed and leave. She asks for money for taxi, I tell her to get out before I get angry. I call the security guard and she leaves. It is 0210 by now and I have to check out in 10 hours. Get dressed then baht bus down to Walking St. As I am on the bus, Lek from Iron Club calls. She isn't working tonight (or has gone on a ST more likely) so arrange to meet her at Cherry Bar. She turns up and saves my last night so I still get the 3 hole action. Not a total disaster.

Day 30

Another session with Lek with the maid banging on the door to check out. Pay her off then check out. A bite to eat and a few beers with Vic, then I pop up to see Cookie in O Bar for a drink. She tempts me into a quick BBBJ CIM to finish my holiday off, she still does the best BJ in Pattaya.

Bell Bus to the airport. Flight to Dubai, 7 hour wait then 90 mins delay once we boarded because somebody fell ill, eventually home for 1400 today.

Overall a great trip. Probably 3 days too long, but still enjoyed it. It will be a long year before I go back, thanks for reading.

Offline Keen Punter

"Stupidly I end up staying till 8am, then me and a ex-pat head down to Jollys for breakfast then I head back to the room."

Each to his own - but I do feel sorry for the ageing ex-pats trying desperately to convince themselves that they are having fun as they stagger home on wobbly legs after a night on the piss whilst the real world starts a new day.
I hope others will find more to Thailand, including the very f*ck*bl* women than beer, TV, mates (mine are down at my local).....
Each to his own.
He actually had a very good looking GF in tow. I really did feel sorry for him.  :rolleyes:

Online Jimmyredcab



Bell Bus to the airport. Flight to Dubai, 7 hour wait then 90 mins delay once we boarded because somebody fell ill, eventually home for 1400 today.


Thanks for the detailed report.
No way would I take a flight with a 7 hour stopover ---------- no matter how much I saved, Dubai is a nice modern airport but 2 hours is more than enough time to spend there.  :(

Offline Keen Punter

Thanks for the detailed report.
No way would I take a flight with a 7 hour stopover ---------- no matter how much I saved, Dubai is a nice modern airport but 2 hours is more than enough time to spend there.  :(
I wouldn't normally Jim, but if I wanted a 2 hour layover then I would have to get the 0820 from Bangkok. There was no way I was getting up at 4am in the morning on my last day. It is just the way Emirates flights are.

As an Airline, they are excellent. Ideal for me as well to go from Birmingham so if the layover is short, it doesn't take me any longer than going from LHR.

Offline Wayang

As an Airline, they are excellent. Ideal for me as well to go from Birmingham so if the layover is short, it doesn't take me any longer than going from LHR.
I have done 'direct' on Eva and 'via Dubai.'  What was your fare?  Eva are quoting about £650 return for next month.

Offline Keen Punter

I have done 'direct' on Eva and 'via Dubai.'  What was your fare?  Eva are quoting about £650 return for next month.
I paid £497 which included a credit card surcharge.

Thanks for the reports I enjoyed reading them, have you got any more pics of the lasses you saw? Not from a pervy perspective I am just curious to the types of women you get out there.
Seems like a fun way to spend a holiday, from what I have read its an interesting country even without the whoring aspect, something to think about for the future.

Online Jimmyredcab

I paid £497 which included a credit card surcharge.

Mine was £565 direct with Eva Air.
The advantage of booking direct is that you can change the date of the return flight if you decide to stay longer ----- for £75 surcharge.

Online Jimmyredcab

It is just the way Emirates flights are.

Nothing wrong with Emirates but 7 hours in Dubai airport would bore me to tears.   ;)

Offline Lurtz

KP, like others, I have  enjoyed reading your daily updates and I learned some new slang e.g. 'smoking'.

Offline Montydog

Enjoyed reading your reports as well even if only to remind myself what I got up to, (oops shouldn’t say that or I’ll get the sites culture minister on my case :lol:)

Disaster averted on the last night (just) was sure Cake was in for a BF at one point there  :D. Though how am I going to get out of taking her to Ayutthaya next trip I don’t know.  :scare:

Offline Wayang

Though how am I going to get out of taking her to Ayutthaya next trip I don’t know.  :scare:

At least one Thai tourist who does not drink all day if you are going to the ancient capital.

Offline Keen Punter

Disaster averted on the last night (just) was sure Cake was in for a BF at one point there  :D. Though how am I going to get out of taking her to Ayutthaya next trip I don’t know.  :scare:
I think you would have a great time with Cake. It could be worse, it could be Frankenthai.  :lol:

Offline Montydog

I think you would have a great time with Cake. It could be worse, it could be Frankenthai.  :lol:

 Would have a better time with her than two people I could mention  :drinks:, and she at least looks femle unlike Mrs F  :scare:

Offline Keen Punter

Trip number 12 booked.

Fly out on the 25th Sept, back on the 12th Oct.

All those skanks.  :cool:

Offline GlasgowGirl

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"I lose it. Tell her to get dressed and leave. She asks for money for taxi, I tell her to get out before I get angry. I call the security guard and she leaves."

Paused for a minute and re-read to make sure I actually read that correctly. Then almost threw up. Is that really the way things go over there? Someone asks for money (although wrongly as she neglected to mention period, but still) - and you threaten violence! why not just refuse to pay!  Think I'll be taking a break from posting here for a while, as some of you will no doubt be happy to hear. I try to post objectively and add to discussions by perhaps enlightening guys to the provider's ways of dealing with things and motivations etc, and I agree with outing scams on AW and services offered should be accurate etc but when something I read makes me physically sick I may have to go away for a while. eeek.

Offline Keen Punter

and you threaten violence!
I threatened no violence you utter fool.

The anger would have stretched to a bit of shouting, then I would have called security.

Don't judge everybody by the standards of people you know. You won't be missed, cya.

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You told her to leave "before you got angry" - assuming you said this or your demeanour indicated this, you did threaten violence 'you utter fool'.   

I certainly hope I never know any people like you, and couldn't care less if I'm missed or not. I see something disgusting and I point it out - what you see is what you get with me. Likewise if I agree with something or have something to add. 

Offline Keen Punter

You told her to leave "before you got angry" - assuming you said this or your demeanour indicated this, you did threaten violence 'you utter fool'.   

I certainly hope I never know any people like you, and couldn't care less if I'm missed or not. I see something disgusting and I point it out - what you see is what you get with me. Likewise if I agree with something or have something to add.
No I did not threaten violence.

Getting angry doesn't have to mean you get violent. If you think it does, then maybe that says more about you and your upbringing than me.

I wanted her out without resorting to having to call security.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2011, 11:30:00 PM by Keen Punter »

Offline Keen Punter

Is that really the way things go over there?
Nothing to do with where it happened.

If I booked an prostitute in this country and she turned up telling me she was on her period and didn't do OWO, after previously offering all services I would ask her to leave and no way would I pay any expenses.

Do you seriously think that I should have paid her ?

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No of course I don't think you should have paid her! can't you read?

I just think that assertiveness does not have to be threatening, getting angry, and calling security. You said "I told her to leave before I got angry". Couldn't you just have said sorry but I'm not paying for services not offered and your period is your problem not mine? Or something along those lines... repeat if necessary.

There is no need to get aggressive/angry (whether body-language or actual), or call security etc. If I was in a room alone with a punter who started that, I'd be terrified. I'm sure you weren't terrified of her!

And my upbringing is none of your business, perhaps you should quit the amateur psychology. 


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