External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThis happened about 6 weeks ago and it has been my worst punting experience yet.
Location - Grim barren run-down flat on Kentish Town Road, not far from the Kentish Town Forum (full address on the website above). Grafitti on the door and not discreet at all. I had to wait a few minutes outside before I was let in and the guys in the kebab place next door clearly knew what I was there for. The room itself was damp, dingy and smelly. There were other rooms in the building but not sure if other girls worked there.
Price - £70 for 30 minutes.
Comms - I sometimes like to find independent masseuses on Gumtree and see what I can get. I like the chance element although this encounter has made me a lot more cautious going forward. Called the number and asked about massage prices; the response was "1 hour full-service, £120". I got a rush when I heard this even though, rationally, I could have gone for a safe bet WG via AW. Arrived at the flat and called from outside.
Girl - Very strange lady. Said her name was Lola. I would guess between 40-55. I know that's a big range but it was genuinely hard to tell. Spoke next to no English. If you squinted from about 10 meters away she would have a half decent physique. She had long black hair and throughout the punt she kept ensuring that it was covering her ears, as if she was hiding them which I found odd. I'm not sure if she's the girl pictured on the website nor am I sure if she works alone or if there are other girls available.
Meet - In retrospect I should have walked but I wasn't expecting anything this bad and I was caught off guard. I've never walked before and I've never had to, but after this I'm prepared for next time.
I had booked for an hour on the phone but when she asked how long I wanted to stay I dropped it to 30 minutes. Started with a massage which I can only describe as her limply squeezing my shoulders and back.
I turned around a kneeled up level with her and tried to get in the zone. Grabbed her bum and pulled her in to kiss but her lips were tightly shut. I then noticed a horrendous halitosis smell and this was with her mouth closed. I moved on and asked for oral. Normally I only go for OWO but given the state of her breath I was relieved when she pulled out a condom. As she went in I saw the state of her teeth which had horrible brown stains. At this point I just wanted this over.
After a minute of average OW, we did a few minutes in doggy followed by a few minutes in mish before I came. It should be mentioned that there were unsavoury smells during sex particularly from her arse during doggy.
I felt awful by this point.
Had a shower and as I was leaving she used Google translate to tell me that I was a very kind man. I don't know why but this made me feel even worse.
Left feeling empty, dirty and depressed.
Return - No! I passed the place on a bus the other day and a cold shiver travelled down my spine.
Please be aware - She or the pimp often advertises via Gumtree with a different number. I nearly fell into the trap again a few weeks later but I got a text response from the original number listed on the website and Yelp.
