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Offline love2pay123

Hi guys.

This post is all about lasting longer.

Some times thinking about daddy, grandma, mother, dogs and cats does not work.

If we all had the mental powers we would be jedi knights and we are not.

So lets talk about things which work without effort.

Method one.

1 glass of milk
2 table spoons of honey

mix and drink everyday. You will notice during masturbation and sex things have changed. Best to drink everyday and keep drinking. Cheap and effective. Now if you have cerarl everyday then add honey to the milk. Either way milk and honey are the key ingredents. Have it with your burger. Who cares. It works. Its been done all over Asia for thousands of years.

Method two.

1 glass of milk
2 table spoons of honey
dried dates
almounds (soaked over night, pealed and crushed)

this works too. Every bridgroom on his wedding night is given this drink in a large 1 liter glass. Everyone Asian country does this. It is the custom. Why? Wedding night and sex. Think no more.

Method 3.

25% water melon
50% lemon or lime
5 to 6 strawberries
1 liter of water.

This method is longer, you need a food processor or a smoothe maker. This is very powerful. However you may not want to spend the money or wash up as it is a hasel. This has many other health benefits.

Now with all these methods one thing is imporant. Do them. They work. They are time tested. Easy and cheap.

Freaquency of sex is imporant. The more you do it the better you become. If you are having sex once a month dont ecpect to last hours on end. On the other hand having sex 3 times a week and I promice you wont be coming so soon.

BEST METHOD.

1 tablespoon of barley grass.
1 tablespoon of wheat grass.
2 spoons of honey
5 dates
5 almonds
1.5 liters of water.
2 bananas
1 apple

get a basic smoothe maker or food processor from ebay or something £10.
both grasses and honey is £20
dates and almonds and bananas and apples are £15.

whole months supply.

Add the both grasses into the processor.
Add honey.
Add 1 small glass or cup of cold water.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add the almonds and dates.
Mix for 20 seconds.
Add cut apple.
Add banana in small pieces.
Add 1 large class of cold water.
Process for 20 seconds.
Now add hot water slowly with the lid of and the processor running. Noting will fly out. Slowly is the key. Letting out the steam because heat kills the good stuff from all the above ingredients.

Once it is made. Drink it all slowly or fast either way having notiing inbetween.

You will find your erections are stronger, longer and you last longer.
You will find your skin and hair are in better shape.
You will find yourself more alert, energatic, and sharp.
You will find you are detoxed and full of postivity.
Your baldder, heart, liver and brain in better shape.

You will find this is the best breakfast you can ever have. And for me this is breakfast, lunch and late afternoon snack. Total cost per day is less then £1.

please note. When you begin you will poop 3 times a day from all the fiber. And you will wee wee 4 times. Then soon after you will find once you drink it. You will poop within 30 minutes. Once a day and wee wee twice a day.

Share your thoughts.

Ali


Offline Sailormack

The last time I tried that diet it cost me over 300 quid in bog roll.

Never again  :vomit:

Offline LL

What the fuck?!  Do you actually believe that shit?  Your subject line reads like spam filling up the inbox of the email account I use to register on porn sites :)  :hi:  Then I look inside and it reads like Deliah fucking Smith's post-Christmas detox diet.

Oh and your repeated use of the term wee wee just creeps me out!  :hi:  :lol:


Offline love2pay123

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.


Offline Jvosta

I think someone has been smoking crack

Offline LL

"Whole month's supply".
Are you telling me that milk-honey-banana-shit concoction is gonna last a month?!  I'll give it 3 days before there's mould floating in it.

1) lasting long. Why would you want to? You pay for time. In social life, just do it as many times as you want.
2) bigger penis rules out anal with the few who still let you do it
3) shooting more? Goodbye facials as an option. My last bad punt I had asked for and confirmed facials. She was fine with it she said. We started with owo and decided facial for first pop. Fine she says. I empty the man silo on her face..after the first squirt she says mms second stream enough third she says oh my eyes. The rest of the punt (45 minutes) she had red sore eyes and asked me every few seconds if I was finished yet. I said let's take a break for you to clean more thoroughly. Oh no, she's fine baby. Am I done yet?

Thanks but I don't want to shoot more, last longer or a bigger dick.  When I come is the perfect time for me every time. My dick is the right size for me to have fun, and when my Moby Dick "there she blows", it's just the right amount me thinks (Eva disagrees, but she should have kept her eyes close. I can't stop jettisoning the kids half way through).  So I'm fine from my end. If people want to get a boner faster, I get it. Stamina in terms of energy, I get it.refraction period reduction, I get it. Otherwise, enjoy things as they are.  Why worry? Or even drink drinks that will give you diarrhoea?

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.

When you say you have spoken to people...what kind do you mean?

Offline akauya

When you say you have spoken to people...what kind do you mean?

I think he means the voices in his head  :D


Offline abdul

Bananas are on my daily menu, and work fine for me but not always.
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Bananas are on my daily menu, and work fine for me but not always.

Is that comment in the right thread?

Offline Sailormack

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently  :unknown:

 :scare:

Offline Dani

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you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend

In that case I doubt they can afford food processors or £30 a month on fruit if they can't afford a few quid for a pill

They do also make them. Where third world are we talking?. India has bypassed copyright and intellectual property to make medicine available, for example.  I don't  think china is keen on your concoction, frankly. Most of the problems in the third world are regarding condoms, general healthcare etc not the blue pill.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2014, 12:26:46 AM by Stealthshagger »

Offline CBPaul

I understand.

Kindly note i am 33 and spoken to many people.

done alot of research.

you think 3rd world has £3 to £7 to spend on pills?

they do what i listed above.

the best method i have been using for years.

And guess what! Pay a professional and he will charge you £180 to get that breakfast.

£180 + inflation and 2 appointments i bet now its £300.

just use milk and honey bro. it works. it works for 4 billion people.

So 2/3 of the worlds population drink this - don't think so.

Besides, the third world would be spending more than £3 a day on the ingredients, better of buying the 'tablets'

If you want to last longer try my tip - have a wank in the shower beforehand.

Offline smiths

Is it just my imagination or have a few fucking weirdo nutcases joined UKP recently  :unknown:

 :scare:

No definitely an increase in fruit and nut cases unfortunately, thats a by-product of increasing popularity of course. ;)

Offline abdul

Is that comment in the right thread?

I think banana was mentioned by the poster who started this thread.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline love2pay123

I think someone has been smoking crack

Best method might not work for you. After you have googled milk and honey. almounds and dates explain where the crack comes into all this?

use brains dont be brainless. have you seen the side effects of pills?

if you can prove milk + honey + almounds + dates do not help with male sexual health then i will delte my post.

or else please people note hes a troll

Ali

Offline love2pay123

So 2/3 of the worlds population drink this - don't think so.

Besides, the third world would be spending more than £3 a day on the ingredients, better of buying the 'tablets'

If you want to last longer try my tip - have a wank in the shower beforehand.

milk + honey has been a staple diet for many asains for almost 2000 years.

milk honey and almounds are given to kids from 2 to 12 in asain countries.

can you speak for 2/3's? i can i am 33 year old Asain with active intrest in alternertive medicine and remerdies.

what are your qulifications to rubbish my post?

dont be a troll or a fool.

drink milk and honey its good for you

Ali

Offline love2pay123

No definitely an increase in fruit and nut cases unfortunately, thats a by-product of increasing popularity of course. ;)

please do not troll and insult sitting behind a pc.

go google and rubbish what i have said or else if you got nothing good to say shut up.

Ali

I think banana was mentioned by the poster who started this thread.

Lol, I meant it as a harmless joke.

milk + honey has been a staple diet for many asains for almost 2000 years.

milk honey and almounds are given to kids from 2 to 12 in asain countries.

can you speak for 2/3's? i can i am 33 year old Asain with active intrest in alternertive medicine and remerdies.

what are your qulifications to rubbish my post?

dont be a troll or a fool.

drink milk and honey its good for you

Ali

To be fair that is as much for nutrition as anything. The fats of the milk, sugars of honey, vitamins etc of milk, not to mention proteins and calcium etc is addressing energy and micro and macro nutrients with local staples. It is not to make people last longer or get bigger cocks. Increase in fluids tends to translate into more ejaculate, as it reflects hydration levels. As it is high in protein, it would also reflect not having a shortage of protein or amino acids in the diet. None of this is for sexual performance.

Children in Britain used to get milk in school. Not for the reasons you mentioned though.

If you want to be serious about lasting longer, work on anaerobic ability. The limiting factor is genetic ( see the vo2 max calculations, for a start). Orgasms are a muscular spasm. Do the maths. Other factors are mental. Increased blood flow gives the impression of a bigger boner, but it is just more engorged. This is achieved through fitness, health of circulatory system, vasodilator levels and haemodilatory levels. The only way sugars form honey would help is in addressing blood pressure as it is influenced by relative concentrations of free moving blood ( free moving in the osmotic sense re particle density).

Bigger cock...dream on or get a pump for temporary victory.

Not to give away too much of myself, but I do know the science.

Milk and honey ain't science.

Offline smiths

please do not troll and insult sitting behind a pc.

go google and rubbish what i have said or else if you got nothing good to say shut up.

Ali

Where do you people dig yourselves up from, posting complete and utter bollocks and you call me a troll. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Gordo987

Where do you people dig yourselves up from, posting complete and utter bollocks and you call me a troll. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

At the risk of repeating myself - +1 :hi:
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