Christmas gifts for 2019

[AnthG]

Agreed .......he's definitely lost the plot and suffering from verbal diarrhoea as well. 

Fine. People can think I am talking out of my arse.

I am done with this topic now. As what is the point.

[finn5555]

Agreed .......he's definitely lost the plot and suffering from verbal diarrhoea as well. 

He bangs on a lot but mostly makes sense just puts it into a million words rather than a few 

[Doc Holliday]

I do not think I have. So you think if some young attractive GP joined your local practice and you bought her personal Christmas gifts she would react with anything other than uneasiness towards you.

She'd be grateful for the gift. You haven't a clue.

She might well say "don't think buying me a gift is going to make this finger up your bum any less uncomfortable Mr Anth" 

[Beamer]

He bangs on a lot but mostly makes sense just puts it into a million words rather than a few 

Yep. 
The length of his posts hide any "sensible comments".

[James999]

I do not think I have. So you think if some young attractive GP joined your local practice and you bought her personal Christmas gifts she would react with anything other than uneasiness towards you.

Buy the receptionists a box of chocolates and you may find getting appointments easier 

[Doc Holliday]

Buy the receptionists a box of chocolates and you may find getting appointments easier 

No ... she would more likely think you were some kind of sexual predator and insist you leave the practice.

[finn5555]

No ... she would more likely think you were some kind of sexual predator and insist you leave the practice.

Especially at your dentists 

[cotton]

You can possibly break down / make fun of my numbers but the intention is still there - the overall vastest majority of WGs are ones you wouldn't want to buy gifts for. As in by that I mean, you'd be silly to do so and are wasting your time and effort.

And the ones who remain - the professional ones, there is no point in buying them anything anyway.

It would be the same if Metalgear2018, if in I suspect one of his future topics started a question asking punters - of all the WGs who post on all of the fourms, how many of them do you like to see post on the forum and come across as ok people. I suspect the responses from many will be only one or two.

Well thats begs the question what is essentially the point in buying a present for anyone, not just to one of those rare decent SPs, anyone. If the point is your doing it to gain some advantage from the SP then it might be pointless , if your doing it simply as a basic well intentioned gesture of goodwill from one human being to another human who has touched your life in a positive way then the point is in the act of giving, as is the point in giving to anyone else.

[AnthG]

Well thats begs the question what is essentially the point in buying a present for anyone, not just to one of those rare decent SPs, anyone. If the point is your doing it to gain some advantage from the SP then it might be pointless , if your doing it simply as a basic well intentioned gesture of goodwill from one human being to another human who has touched your life in a positive way then the point is in the act of giving, as is the point in giving to anyone else.

Right, so if this forum still had an off-topic section it would be worth starting a topic asking people "who do you generally buy gifts for an why".

I suspect many will only buy gifts for their friends and family. Some may say I am itching to get in good favours with my boss so I buy him/her one too. But that's it.

And that is now my last post in this topic

[Home Alone]

Right, so if this forum still had an off-topic section it would be worth starting a topic asking people "who do you generally buy gifts for an why".

I suspect many will only buy gifts for their friends and family. Some may say I am itching to get in good favours with my boss so I buy him/her one too. But that's it.

And that is now my last post in this topic

Really, Anth? You're in danger of having more farewell appearances on this thread than Sinatra had farewell tours.

Let it go; please!

[Metalgear2018]

Right, so if this forum still had an off-topic section it would be worth starting a topic asking people "who do you generally buy gifts for an why".

I suspect many will only buy gifts for their friends and family. Some may say I am itching to get in good favours with my boss so I buy him/her one too. But that's it.

And that is now my last post in this topic

Mate don't take it to heart. I get ripped a new asshole every time I post. Man up and chill out or have a wank. 

[James999]

Yeah but there's a difference, people like Anth 

[Doc Holliday]

Mate don't take it to heart. I get ripped a new asshole every time I post. Man up and chill out or have a wank. 

From adversary to buddy .. perhaps you could seal it with an exchange of Christmas gifts? 

[webpunter]

Good call
An exchange of body fluids perhaps ? 

From adversary to buddy .. perhaps you could seal it with an exchange of Christmas gifts?

[Metalgear2018]

Good call
An exchange of body fluids perhaps ? 

That is asking too much lol

[Cactus]

I’ve never really had what I’d call a regular, where I’d only ever see one girl, but there have been a number of girls over the years who I’ve seen multiple times. It is my nature to generally be friendly and respectful of everyone unless they give me reason to behave otherwise. I’ve always treated escorts in this manner and when the punt has been good, this attitude has usually led to positive further meets.

In the past, toward the festive period, I used to take escorts who’s company I enjoyed a small gift cube from the body shop, these cost about £4 and have always, at least to my face, been accepted in the spirit in which they were given. On the punt in which the gift was given, service has never dropped, if anything there’s less likelihood to pay so much attention to the clock, similarly with any follow up punts. I’ve also take something to drink or a sweet treat on other occasions.

I don’t think I’m a fluffy, nor have I ever exhibited any signs of EAS and I don’t think escorts see me as a sap on the back of a low monetary value gift.

Similarly, I had a back issue over the last year where I had to see a (male) masseuse/sports physio for a period of time to sort out my issues. I bought him a 6 pack of nice beers as a token of my appreciation. I’ve tipped bar staff, gave the bin man a fiver at Christmas etc too.

I just think that sometimes it’s nice to be nice. Sure some escorts are as hard as a proverbial hoors heart, but generally the ones I choose to see multiple times are people too and don’t read too much into a small token of appreciation out with their fee.

Or maybe I am just an old fluffy after all!

[finn5555]

Similarly, I had a back issue over the last year where I had to see a (male) masseuse/sports physio for a period of time to sort out my issues. I bought him a 6 pack of nice beers as a token of my appreciation.

Was that for your happy ending 

[Cactus]

Was that for your happy ending 

Half a dozen beers is a small price to pay for a good prostate massage and a hand job with a well oiled hand, just close the eyes tightly and tell him to keep quiet... 

[webpunter]

+1
Especially in relation to positive further meets
Although i believe cash is king

EAS is a killer condition
Ask RG99 who likes to do flowers, birthdays & xmas to list but a few
Save the date - just over 3 months to VD 14.02.20 [i'm referencing an opportunity to buy roses not getting a dose  ]

Used to give the bin men some dosh [a big pile of bin sacks now & again] but now everything has to go in a wheelie so i don't bother
I always wedge up Postman Pat @ crimbo

Of course largesse frittering away prezzies or cash is frowned upon on here
Where supposedly getting the most for the cheapest price is order of the day
Crack on
Reck I've got a pretty good idea of what 'tactically' works best when circumstances prevail

I’ve never really had what I’d call a regular, where I’d only ever see one girl, but there have been a number of girls over the years who I’ve seen multiple times. It is my nature to generally be friendly and respectful of everyone unless they give me reason to behave otherwise. I’ve always treated escorts in this manner and when the punt has been good, this attitude has usually led to positive further meets.

In the past, toward the festive period, I used to take escorts who’s company I enjoyed a small gift cube from the body shop, these cost about £4 and have always, at least to my face, been accepted in the spirit in which they were given. On the punt in which the gift was given, service has never dropped, if anything there’s less likelihood to pay so much attention to the clock, similarly with any follow up punts. I’ve also take something to drink or a sweet treat on other occasions.

I don’t think I’m a fluffy, nor have I ever exhibited any signs of EAS and I don’t think escorts see me as a sap on the back of a low monetary value gift.

Similarly, I had a back issue over the last year where I had to see a (male) masseuse/sports physio for a period of time to sort out my issues. I bought him a 6 pack of nice beers as a token of my appreciation. I’ve tipped bar staff, gave the bin man a fiver at Christmas etc too.

I just think that sometimes it’s nice to be nice. Sure some escorts are as hard as a proverbial hoors heart, but generally the ones I choose to see multiple times are people too and don’t read too much into a small token of appreciation out with their fee.

Or maybe I am just an old fluffy after all!

[webpunter]

Quality
& have a mental run through of the HL as a distraction

Half a dozen beers is a small price to pay for a good prostate massage and a hand job with a well oiled hand, just close the eyes tightly and tell him to keep quiet... 

[RandomGuy99]

Weirdly I'd never tip an SP, but I'd happily buy them a gift of their choosing.

Maybe we should give Christmas bonuses? (hopefully a bit more use than a £10 M&S voucher I used to get in my first job)

[Beamer]

Weirdly I'd never tip an SP, but I'd happily buy them a gift of their choosing.

Surely there is no difference  between a tip and a gift. Both cost you !

[RandomGuy99]

Surely there is no difference  between a tip and a gift. Both cost you !

You'd think that, but I'd never think of tipping an SP for doing a good job or for Christmas.  I expect them to do a good job anyway and I think the SP may then get annoyed if I don't tip her every time as she may think I'm saying she hasn't done a good job. Whereas gifts aren't on every booking and are just intended to bring a smile to her face before or after we have sex. Often I have the gift stashed in a pocket and I give it them at the end of the booking.

[Beamer]

Each to their own.....

IMO there is no reason to tip or give a gift. She is providing a service.

[Moby Dick]

ppeared to

The EAS clients did buy/bring presents however they were doing a whole host of other things, not simply picking out a present. They were over stepping in other behaviours, not simply picking out a present. I have given presents back

Bit Rude. Don’t they get offended?
What was it?
A big rampant rabbit. I guess you can’t donate that to the Church Festive Tombola. 

Thats where the bottle of baileys I get every year without fail goes. Can’t stand the stuff. Should have told her years ago, but I’m too polite

[James999]

Bit Rude. Don’t they get offended?
What was it?

Probably a walking frame and she was offended (or pretended to be) when he gave it to her 

Nothing of any value that she couldn't easily resell on her E bay shop 

[Shropslad2008]

I heard of a guy that bought his reg WG a top brand expensive watch followed by a small sports car. She immediately sold the said items. He got bent out of shape and decided he wanted both items back. It got a bit messy.

I guess the lesson is don’t give gifts to people and expect them to attach any sentimental value to them (or you either).

[James999]

I heard of a guy that bought his reg WG a top brand expensive watch followed by a small sports car. She immediately sold the said items. He got bent out of shape and decided he wanted both items back. It got a bit messy.

What a pointless story, you could have made up something better or not bothered 

[Beamer]

I heard of a guy that bought his reg WG a top brand expensive watch followed by a small sports car. She immediately sold the said items. He got bent out of shape and decided he wanted both items back. It got a bit messy.

I guess the lesson is don’t give gifts to people and expect them to attach any sentimental value to them (or you either).

Not sure if this is believable

[finn5555]

I heard of a guy that bought his reg WG a top brand expensive watch followed by a small sports car. She immediately sold the said items. He got bent out of shape and decided he wanted both items back. It got a bit messy.

I guess the lesson is don’t give gifts to people and expect them to attach any sentimental value to them (or you either).

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[Shropslad2008]

It does sound like a shaggy dog story but my source is 100% reliable. I think it may have got as far as court, I’ll try and dig out the history.

[datwabbit]

i think you need a punting / forum break ,

He takes forum breaks just like you do but yours are forever yet you cannot stop messaging.

[mradventures]

i think buying a wg really damn expensive things is pretty darn silly

something thats 10-15quid id be abit miffed if they trashed it or something, but its not alot of money to lose out on

[Beamer]

It does sound like a shaggy dog story but my source is 100% reliable. I think it may have got as far as court, I’ll try and dig out the history.

Would be a  good  read!!

[webpunter]

A mate of a mate who i see occasionally [when with my mate] has SA type FAF GFs
Not paid by the hour as such
More like expensive nights out, trips away, shopping, prezzies etc
The latter includes like "here's some cash darling - i can't make it to the shops with you - but you go & pick what you like"
[knowing there won't be any shopping & cash retained]
He's minted & knows full well what he's doing
Regarding the arrangement as just one of his [many] expenses
He's sorted a couple of burds a sports car
Putting it on finance, which can be surprisingly cheap long as its not a high end motor & not brand spanking
He's mates with the car dealer who supplied the motor [& who knows the set-up]
So if the 'wheels come off' with said burd its easy for him to speak to the dealer who can send round a repo man to get the motor
[saying finance not paid]
If the burd tries to sell the car this becomes difficult as the finance is showing
Rather ingenious
He's had a string of FAF younger burds who he sees maybe once twice a week
Lucky klevva f*****r.  Wish i was that minted 

Edit:  pretty sure he's had the car back from one burd, took it to the dealer who gives it a full valet
Subsequently he then takes the new burd round to the dealer's showroom & 'buys' her the same car
Quality behaviour.  Not much 

[RAJEC]

A mate of a mate who i see occasionally [when with my mate] has SA type FAF GFs
Not paid by the hour as such
More like expensive nights out, trips away, shopping, prezzies etc
The latter includes like "here's some cash darling - i can't make it to the shops with you - but you go & pick what you like"
[knowing there won't be any shopping & cash retained]
He's minted & knows full well what he's doing
Regarding the arrangement as just one of his [many] expenses
He's sorted a couple of burds a sports car
Putting it on finance, which can be surprisingly cheap long as its not a high end motor & not brand spanking
He's mates with the car dealer who supplied the motor [& who knows the set-up]
So if the 'wheels come off' with said burd its easy for him to speak to the dealer who can send round a repo man to get the motor
[saying finance not paid]
If the burd tries to sell the car this becomes difficult as the finance is showing
Rather ingenious
He's had a string of FAF younger burds who he sees maybe once twice a week
Lucky klevva f*****r.  Wish i was that minted 

Edit:  pretty sure he's had the car back from one burd, took it to the dealer who gives it a full valet
Subsequently he then takes the new burd round to the dealer's showroom & 'buys' her the same car
Quality behaviour.  Not much 

He’s probably minted, because he’s so fucking smart! 

[mh]

He's sorted a couple of burds a sports car
Putting it on finance, which can be surprisingly cheap long as its not a high end motor & not brand spanking
He's mates with the car dealer who supplied the motor [& who knows the set-up]
So if the 'wheels come off' with said burd its easy for him to speak to the dealer who can send round a repo man to get the motor
[saying finance not paid]
If the burd tries to sell the car this becomes difficult as the finance is showing
Rather ingenious

Well it sounded rather unbelievable to start with, but actually I do think this is ingenious. Like giving someone a tenner with a string attached!

I have heard (non punting) stories where someone has been paid for "cash in hand" type work with a car or something else large in place of the cash and then not so long afterwards had the "remuneration" taken away from them with little the recipient could do.

I guess the credulous girls who put out for the gifts from your acquaintance haven't considered that they aren't legal owners. But it is easy to see why they wouldn't.

[workinallweek]

 switching this around  has any punter recieved a gift from a regular

[webpunter]

I had a double take when the geezer mentioned it
Even when he happens to have a SA burd in play he'll go hookering, typically when abroad on business
I noted that some of what he said was 'largesse' but even so still quality behaviour
When he mentioned that the motor [recall a Merc SLK a few years old] cost him about 500 a month things began dropping into place
He had it insured so anyone over 21 could drive it coz he said easier overall & this made jack-shit difference to the premium as he had various other motors
A successful & wealthy guy who could afford a bag of sand or two / three a month to have a lot of fun
If only 

Well it sounded rather unbelievable to start with, but actually I do think this is ingenious. Like giving someone a tenner with a string attached!

I have heard (non punting) stories where someone has been paid for "cash in hand" type work with a car or something else large in place of the cash and then not so long afterwards had the "remuneration" taken away from them with little the recipient could do.

I guess the credulous girls who put out for the gifts from your acquaintance haven't considered that they aren't legal owners. But it is easy to see why they wouldn't.

[Home Alone]

Does this - from earlier in the thread - count, workinallweek?

That reminds me that I mentioned on, I think, last year's equivalent of this thread, that my last Regular - who's teetotal - used to pass on to me - who isn't! - a bottle of Red wine given to her by a client even fluffier than me!

So, if the donor's reading this, many thanks!

[Doc Holliday]

switching this around  has any punter recieved a gift from a regular

Christmas Chlamydia for example ...

[winkywanky]

Edit:  pretty sure he's had the car back from one burd, took it to the dealer who gives it a full valet
Subsequently he then takes the new burd round to the dealer's showroom & 'buys' her the same car

I should imagine the full valet is to remove his 'DNA' from the backseat, ready for his next encounter with the new bird  .

[Steve2]

switching this around  has any punter recieved a gift from a regular

Yes, several small ones but no sports car unfortunately 

[webpunter]

Lovely 

Tho if car sex is on the wish-list might be better to go for an estate rather than sports

I should imagine the full valet is to remove his 'DNA' from the backseat, ready for his next encounter with the new bird  .

Have banged the odd civvy along the way.  One ex mentioned that she would never date any bloke with an estate car.  She reckoned typically boring fuckers 

Apologies for going off-piste

[mh]

I should imagine the full valet is to remove his 'DNA' from the backseat, ready for his next encounter with the new bird  .

An encounter in the backseat of an SLK is, er, front seat sex... A BJ is just about possible but full service would need the roof down.

[workinallweek]

  One ex mentioned that she would never date any bloke with an estate car.  She reckoned typically boring fuckers 

For sale Jaguar X Type estate car good condition rear seats unused 

[winkywanky]

Enjoys: Car Meet 

[workinallweek]

Enjoys: Car Meet 

Prague meets maybe .

[RandomGuy99]

Based on this thread, I'm going to be scrapping giving gifts of any kind in 2020.  It seems you lot think they can be misinterpreted by the SPs and considered a sign of EAS, so no more gift giving.  I will miss giving the SPs an occasional surprise and seeing a smile on their face.  Now they'll just have to put up with seeing a naked me. That should wipe any smile off their face.

[Doc Holliday]

Based on this thread, I'm going to be scrapping giving gifts of any kind in 2020. 

Really? I doubt that?