After being cancelled on my reverse bid. I had this one double booked as a plan B.
Curiosity got the better of me about wanting to sleep with someone at 4ft 11
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After my first choice cancelled on me and texted a few other options who didn't get back to me on time I went with Tilly at hamilton/Bijoux. This was already set up the day before so just rang to comfirm.
After speaking to reception got address sent through. I should have trusted my gut and walked when the address came through. Famous building short walk from the BBC.(if you know you know)
She came to get me at the door. She is indeed very petite. Had her heels on so was about 5ft2-3 no taller than that. Facially not all that in my opinion. I'd say 6 at the most. Facially mousey looking Essex girl. Didn't have fillers of fake tan or fake lashes like the typical Essex girl but you could tell she was from there. Body was probably the best thing about the date and that's being generous. Fake tits, ok to feel still little hard. No body fat. Slim but not boney.
Should have walked at this point, but was hoping it was still salvageable.
£300 for an hr btw, extra £50 for anal and NO CIM. COB only.
Ok. Kissing started not DFK which didn't last very long she kept pulling away and kissing my neck not even in a seductive way. More of a trying not to kiss you way. Note I used mouthwash beforehand and clean shaven.
Fingered her before stripping off and giving her some reverse oral. Que the fake moaning. Now I like to think I'm good at RO but the moaning she gave was just OTT. Could it get any worse.
Yes it can.
Switch to Blowjob. Horriable. Hardly any spit. Just concentrated on the tip. No real effort to try n deep throat. Made some vain attempt at a gagging noise.
Thought fuck it. Im raring to go going to pound out round one.
Que more fake moaning and some facial expressions. She tried pushing me back every time i tried to penetrate deeper. This was in mish. Moves to CG. Didn't get much from this moved back to mish and busted a nut.
During break had some idol chit chat. Checked her phone constantly. Was going off throughout the session. Nice girl just didn't click at all.
Checked her phone again and asked if I would like round two. I said yes. She came I. For a kiss again and then quickly moved away again. Wanked me hard, if that what our can classify as wanking. Have me the Mac to put on as she didn't want to rip it with her nails.
Started her on top,again fake moans. Mover her to reverse cow girl which wasn't too bad I must admit but she changed saying she couldn't take it anymore. Moved to mish, put her legs above my shoulder and tried pounding away as I pissed off at this point but she kept complaing and trying to push me from going deep. Decided to flip her over to probone, no way can she push me away from this. Started off slow to ease her in so she can complain. She started to wriggle underneath me and said cant happen.
Placed her in front of the mirror and thought fuck it guna go hard as so can now as I don't care anymore. Started pounding away and she asked to be gentle as I've got a big dick(for the record I don't average at most) then as I'm pounding away she stops and says you've only got 10mins btw. Wtf!!
Just pounded as hard as she could let me till I came.
VFM - No!!
Will I return - No
I take it with a pinch of salt when most girls compliment me on my dick but I know I had an average size dick at most. If I'm hurting how the fuck does she offer anal if she can't take it normally.
Years ago I was lucky enough to have met Pornstar Harmony Hex a few times. She had similar build. Maybe slightly taller but slimmer and more attractive. She had the tightest pussy I've ever had and I'm talking virgin right, this was what I hoping for when see Tilly.
How I retreat yesterday and wished I walked. What a fucking. Waste of £300 quid.
