Kelani (Premium) - Sunderland

[Ahmedhutan]

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Well, I think I just got beaten to this! I don’t know what to say. 45 min booking for £80.

Comms: great as usual from Premium. All done via text with quick replies and clear instructions
Venue: Really nice apartment in the centre of Sunderland. Parking was free at that time of the night just outside.

Girl: slim, petite, amazing figure. Facially nice looking but there are better lookers out there (who am I to say?  ). Flawless skin on her body. No kiss or peck on the cheek when opening the door - quite cold I feel. Had a bad feeling so should have just walked but my little brother was doing the thinking so I went inside.

Meet: she laid on the bed and started chatting. Seemed a bit friendlier - I asked for a shower which was given but I was given a wet towel (just washed but not dried - didn’t mind it). What followed was quite humiliating I felt (maybe I am getting more sensitive as I get older).

Came back to the room and took the towel off (as it was already wet before I started!). Lay on the bed next to her and we talked - for perhaps 20-25 mins or so. It was ok but she hardly looked at me while chatting. I felt like a beached whale during the seasonal cull in Scandinavia. Kept telling me how tired she was and was yawning at times (which is normal, I guess).

I had to initiate proceedings as there seemed to be no sign of any movement on her part. Immediately offered her neck out - no kissing at all. She tried to jerk me off in a strange way which I wasn’t enjoying. Tried to fondle her lovely tits but suck on them but after 30 seconds she covered both with her hands. Unable to head north, I went down to Florida for some RO.
Clean and fresh - great hygiene. She started to moan softly so i got my hopes up. She allowed two fingers in and I kept going as the moans and she started to squirm - finally achieved what I intended to do!
She was super sensitive after that and she got up and looked at her clock. She apologised saying she talked too much and I have 4 mins left. She asked me what I wanted to do - I said just get a condom on but my little brother had shrivelled away by then. Got the condom on but I just wasn’t interested by then so had a shower and overran by 3-4 mins.
As I headed off, not even a hug or a peck on the cheek.

Not great at all. This year I’ve really struggled with Premium’s offerings.

Would I return? No thank you. And judging by her other neutral review, I wouldn’t recommend. We did not click at all - perhaps she will be fine with others. Every punter has a different experience I’m sure

[waynekerr600]

Thanks for the review OP. I've been looking at her but I'll give her a miss for the foreseeable future.

[Kev3773]

Cheers  for reviewing, I did say this was likely to happen 

[Ahmedhutan]

Thanks for the review OP. I've been looking at her but I'll give her a miss for the foreseeable future.

As I said, others have had a good experience - we just didn’t click. However, I think you are right in that there are many others who are better!

[Ahmedhutan]

Cheers  for reviewing, I did say this was likely to happen 

 

Absolutely - you were right!!but her photos looked amazing... need to be a bit more careful!

[Andy_707]

Thanks for review OP.  No need for her attitude here.  I was thinking of a visit, but she's well down the list now. 

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks for the review - really sorry to hear this, particularly because I enjoyed my time with her & have been trying to get a second booking ever since without any joy
FB

[BoroPool]

That is so poor. Sorry you had a crap punt this is taking the piss, well deserved a negative

[AnthG]

Thanks for the review.

I really wish these youngish girls starting the job would limit themselves to how many bookings they get. As they all seem to come on, work like crazy, burn out spectacularly and start offering terrible bookings to everyone then they suddenly "find a boyfriend" and retire to never been seen again.

If they limited themselves to 3 guys a shift like the old pro's do, they'd still find the job fun and continue making money for evermore. (that's my theory at least)

[Winker121]

If they limited themselves to 3 guys a shift like the old pro's do, they'd still find the job fun and continue making money for evermore. (that's my theory at least)

The only reason they would limit themselves to three punters a shift would be that they couldn't drag any more in.

[AnthG]

The only reason they would limit themselves to three punters a shift would be that they couldn't drag any more in.

I just think the older experienced escort - i.e the agency owners - should maybe not let the girls do booking after booking after booking as it shows time and time again they soon burn out. hate the job, offer terrible bookings, get negative review after negative review and then leave to never be seen again.

I would rather happy WG than burnt out WG.

[nicentrim88]

She is good for a pump and dump if no one else good about on the day

[Ahmedhutan]

Thanks guys for all your comments. I was a bit hesitant to mark it as negative but I actually got annoyed when I thought about what happened. I would have been happy to have walked if she wasn’t interested - from our conversation it seemed that she was bored and decided to do a few hours shift (way past her bedtime apparently). She couldn’t really look me in the eye most of the time - maybe she felt a bit guilty!
Well, I just have to cut my losses ... onwards and upwards for me!

[waynekerr600]

Thanks guys for all your comments. I was a bit hesitant to mark it as negative but I actually got annoyed when I thought about what happened. I would have been happy to have walked if she wasn’t interested - from our conversation it seemed that she was bored and decided to do a few hours shift (way past her bedtime apparently). She couldn’t really look me in the eye most of the time - maybe she felt a bit guilty!
Well, I just have to cut my losses ... onwards and upwards for me!

Have you mentioned it to June?

[tynetunnel]

Have you mentioned it to June?

I’m sure June is well aware, we all know she visits the reviews here. Maybe that’s why Highlander’s review today is a green, perhaps Junie has had a word... 

[waynekerr600]

I’m sure June is well aware, we all know she visits the reviews here. Maybe that’s why Highlander’s review today is a green, perhaps Junie has had a word... 

Is that not quite a serious accusation against Highlander? Are you suggesting he has published a compromised review?

I would have trusted his judgement to call it as he saw it.

[AnthG]

Is that not quite a serious accusation against Highlander? Are you suggesting he has published a compromised review?

I would have trusted his judgement to call it as he saw it.

I think what TT was meaning Kelani was giving bad bookings, got a telling off and then upped her game for the next day when Highlander seen her.

Let's hope she continues like that frame of mind, as I really want to see her. But not if she is going to be miserable.

[FLYING BLUE]

Is that not quite a serious accusation against Highlander? Are you suggesting he has published a compromised review?

I would have trusted his judgement to call it as he saw it.

Can't quite see how you are viewing this?
Poster is suggesting that Junie had a word in Kelani's ear about keeping up her level of service following a less than glowing review.

Bugger all to do with our esteemed members review which is very welcome and trusted

[waynekerr600]

Apologies to TT I read it differently.

I see what you mean now FB and Anth.

[FLYING BLUE]

Apologies to TT I read it differently.

I see what you mean now FB and Anth.

Jolly good. You are forgiven however, I've reported your naughtiness to the SM for an appropriate army types, full reprimand

[Weatherman21]

Jolly good. You are forgiven however, I've reported your naughtiness to the SM for an appropriate army types, full reprimand

Cue being called a “c*#t” Waynekerr600!

[Ahmedhutan]

Have you mentioned it to June?

No I haven’t actually - maybe I will message her

[Tiger63]

No I haven’t actually - maybe I will message her

She`ll know about it.
Someone will have reported in
 

[Premium-Escorts]

She`ll know about it.
Someone will have reported in
 

No..I read this forum every day, obviously every agency will be the same.
I’m running a business so I’m not going to not check this site.

No one has reported in...

Ps
To the reviewer ..give me a message or call tomorrow or when’s convenient for you.

[Tiger63]

No..I read this forum every day, obviously every agency will be the same.
I’m running a business so I’m not going to not check this site.

No one has reported in...

Ps
To the reviewer ..give me a message or call tomorrow or when’s convenient for you.

Ok.
I just hope the lass is ok. she had such a promising start it would be a shame if she was burnt out so quickly

[tynetunnel]

Is that not quite a serious accusation against Highlander? Are you suggesting he has published a compromised review?

I would have trusted his judgement to call it as he saw it.

I have read all the way to the bottom WK so I know others have clarified what I meant! However for the avoidance of doubt, I meant that the WG has been had a word with and had accordingly upped her game! I certainly was not suggesting a compromised review. My apologies that it wasn’t clear 

[Sar-Major]

I have read all the way to the bottom WK so I know others have clarified what I meant! However for the avoidance of doubt, I meant that the WG has been had a word with and had accordingly upped her game! I certainly was not suggesting a compromised review. My apologies that it wasn’t clear 

Fear not TT, it's just WK being a "Little Cunt" as per usual.....................          

 

[waynekerr600]

I have read all the way to the bottom WK so I know others have clarified what I meant! However for the avoidance of doubt, I meant that the WG has been had a word with and had accordingly upped her game! I certainly was not suggesting a compromised review. My apologies that it wasn’t clear 

No worries. It was clear to everyone except me 

My apologies for reading it wrong.

[tynetunnel]

Fear not TT, it's just WK being a "Little Cunt" as per usual.....................          

 

Thanks SM, I should not have expected less from him to be fair ! 

No worries. It was clear to everyone except me 

My apologies for reading it wrong.

 

[Ahmedhutan]

Just to let you know that I contacted Juney and she has apologised for the poor show by Kelani and has offered compensation - thank you Juney!

Thanks for reminding me to do that guys!
 

[tynetunnel]

Just to let you know that I contacted Juney and she has apologised for the poor show by Kelani and has offered compensation - thank you Juney!

Thanks for reminding me to do that guys!
 

It was really a ‘given’  - June is very good at managing these kind of situations, it’s good customer service.

[waynekerr600]

It was really a ‘given’  - June is very good at managing these kind of situations, it’s good customer service.

+1

[James999]

Just to let you know that I contacted Juney and she has apologised for the poor show by Kelani and has offered compensation - thank you Juney!

It's called damage limitation, if it wasn't for sites like this "compo" wouldn't have been offered 

[northface]

It's called damage limitation, if it wasn't for sites like this "compo" wouldn't have been offered 

You may call it that, where others may call it fair play by the agency.
You would find it much harder to get anything like this from an independent and anyway we are not shopping at Asda here as it carries many risks and no guarantees so we need to adjust our expectations at times to suit the situation.

[Ahmedhutan]

You may call it that, where others may call it fair play by the agency.
You would find it much harder to get anything like this from an independent and anyway we are not shopping at Asda here as it carries many risks and no guarantees so we need to adjust our expectations at times to suit the situation.

+1

[cotton]

Deserved negative for this girl , but surely as a paying punter you take the initiative, you dont lie chatting on the bed for 25 minutes like a beached lemon waiting for her to start caressing you , you get straight into licking her pussy  , get her to suck your cock a bit and give her a good seeing to, you know the clocks ticking so what are you waiting for.

[Ahmedhutan]

Deserved negative for this girl , but surely as a paying punter you take the initiative, you dont lie chatting on the bed for 25 minutes like a beached lemon waiting for her to start caressing you , you get straight into licking her pussy  , get her to suck your cock a bit and give her a good seeing to, you know the clocks ticking so what are you waiting for.

Well that is very true - but I was a bit knackered and totally put off by the endless chatting. I eventually did move it along a bit but it was too late by then. I did spend ages licking her till she came and she probably had ‘enjoyed’ the booking more than me!