Hamburg 2019

[nugget4eva]

I found myself in Hamburg for a few days. Love the city but the RLD is overrated and touristy, much like Amsterdam's. Actually it's worse because I never got strong-armed on the street by agressive whores trying to scam me in Amsterdam. Anyway I popped into Paradise Point of Sex on the Reeperbahn. It's been mentioned on here before but not recently, hence the new post. A great big Laufhaus with the girls sitting on stools outside of their rooms, similar to Pascha in Cologne but not as run down. I'd be surprised if even half the rooms are occupied but the girls I saw were all very good looking. I settled pretty randomly on a dark Hungarian girl on the top floor, paid 50 Euroes for 20 minutes (she also offered 40 minutes for 100 Euros, but for that I could go with two different girls, so why would I?). The service was alright, usual stuff, a little mechanical maybe, I've had worse but the girl looked great and we seemed to get along well. All the feedback I've read about the Hamburg RLD indicates it's a scammers paradise so I was relieved to find out the girls in Paradise Point of Sex are on the level.

I'm thinking about something a little more relaxing next, maybe a massage. If there are any current recommendations then I'd like to hear them. I found this place online and it's quite close to my hotel, so I might give it a go:

External Link/Members Only

[Splodge]

Never been to Hamburg. Will check it out one day. Thanks for the report.

[nugget4eva]

It's worth visiting but if punting's the priority then Hamburg will be a big disappointment.

I did go to the massage place in the end. Quite a nice old building opposite the Berliner Tor U-Bahn stop with a discrete extrance off the street. The receptionist said hello and told me the prices, I think it was 90 Euros for one hour 'erotic massage' with happy ending (no actual sex is on offer), then brought the ladies in to introduce themselves. None of them were stunners and quite a few were mature types, I got the impression that the girls here are actual proper masseuses who do a bit of sex work rather than sex workers trying to pass as masseuses. I chose one of the younger looking girls, Spanish with nice curves and English speaking. She led me up to the room, which was inside some kind of old tower with a spiral staircase. A very unusual old building but nicely done up. Once inside the room I was told it's 150 Euros if you also want body to body and touching, which seemed misleading and expensive, as I assumed body to body would be part of the atandard erotic massage. I paid up though and I must admit the massage was excellent, she had obviously received proper training and was skilled at her job. I have no idea how long the vanilla massage went on for because I was completely focussed on just enjoying it, but eventually she asked me turn over and started with the B2B. A few minutes of rubbing her oily tits all over me followed by a few minutes of an oily handjob, then back to the B2B for a bit then back to the handjob, all the while I was exploring her body and pussy with hand. After a while she stopped with the B2B to focus on the happy ending. At this point I was really worked up and her hand felt amazing, so it didn't take long for me to finish.

So I did have a good time here but I'm still a bit peeved about the lack of transparency on the pricing, and the selection of ladies was a bit disappointing. I'd probably go back but I suspect there might be better places in Hamburg if you know where to look.

[misterx]

So I did have a good time here but I'm still a bit peeved about the lack of transparency on the pricing, and the selection of ladies was a bit disappointing. I'd probably go back but I suspect there might be better places in Hamburg if you know where to look.

Next time try FKK Harmony if you have a car; outskirts of south Hamburg, I enjoyed my visits there two years ago. (I reviewed here)

What’s the deal with OWO now? Not been back to Germany since the ’no OWO’ rule. Did the WGs offer OWO quite openly?

[Sullivan]

I went to Herbertstrasse in Hamburg. I saw one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen in a window. I asked her “How much?” And she said “€50”. Great. Let’s go.

Got to the room, gave her €50, she disappeared to drop it off somewhere and told me to get naked.

She came back, I’m in the raw, she then asked me how much I was prepared to pay. One hour was €300. I said that I thought I had paid already and she said that €50 just gets you off the street. She was then suggesting that I give her €1,000. Started pointing at my watch, my jacket, saying it is obvious that I can afford it. All of this going on while I’m naked, putting me at a bit of a disadvantage from a negotiation perspective.

It was obvious that I had been had, that my €50 was long gone so, with as much dignity as I could muster, I began to get dressed again. I said that it was clear she had set out to deceive me. She asked whether I really believed I could have sex with her for €50 and I said “You are a prostitute” which she didn’t like, started to laugh at the size of my dick. She walked off and left me to make my own way out.

So, no action in Hamburg for me. I’m not going back.

So €50 for ten minutes of humiliation and negotiation and no sex.

[Jerboa]

I just made a post about Hamburg in another thread, and you're correct the city is ruined for punting, many might think a big port city like Hamburg must be a punting mecca, It probably was in the 70's & 80's, then the cheap flights and stag do's arrived as they did in Amsterdam, and all the hustlers came out, I'm sure you can get some decent punts, I had a few fair ones when I visited a couple of years ago, but I didn't go down Herbertstraße.

[Donald Tramp]

Oh dear Sullivan... you fell for the oldest of the traps, so sorry for you

But that should've been well known fact on the other hand, Hamburg is pretty notorious town, a bit like Amsterdam where you should never, ever even in your wildest of dreams even TRY your luck at the windows.

Same with all the decent looking street walkers in Berlin, they all trick you just the same way. First they give you one price (which sounds decent) and then when they've got you in the hook and inside some place, the upsell begins. For every touch it's at least 50 eur since then etc. You know the picture.

It's just a robbery, disguised as something else.

[nugget4eva]

Next time try FKK Harmony if you have a car; outskirts of south Hamburg, I enjoyed my visits there two years ago. (I reviewed here)

What’s the deal with OWO now? Not been back to Germany since the ’no OWO’ rule. Did the WGs offer OWO quite openly?

I think I saw your reviews before but I'm not really into the FKK scene, generally I prefer tradional brothels or Laufhäuser.

Regarding OWO, I live in Germany and find it's rare but not impossible to be offered OWO, at least in legitimate establishments. It may be offered under the counter sometimes but the girls risk getting themselves and their work places in trouble by doing so, so most girls will abide by the law. I have been offered it in Dresden and the price was stupidly high so I declined.

[nugget4eva]

I went to Herbertstrasse in Hamburg. I saw one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen in a window. I asked her “How much?” And she said “€50”. Great. Let’s go.

Got to the room, gave her €50, she disappeared to drop it off somewhere and told me to get naked.

She came back, I’m in the raw, she then asked me how much I was prepared to pay. One hour was €300. I said that I thought I had paid already and she said that €50 just gets you off the street. She was then suggesting that I give her €1,000. Started pointing at my watch, my jacket, saying it is obvious that I can afford it. All of this going on while I’m naked, putting me at a bit of a disadvantage from a negotiation perspective.

It was obvious that I had been had, that my €50 was long gone so, with as much dignity as I could muster, I began to get dressed again. I said that it was clear she had set out to deceive me. She asked whether I really believed I could have sex with her for €50 and I said “You are a prostitute” which she didn’t like, started to laugh at the size of my dick. She walked off and left me to make my own way out.

So, no action in Hamburg for me. I’m not going back.

So €50 for ten minutes of humiliation and negotiation and no sex.

I did have a wander down Herbertstraße but fortunately I was already aware of the scams they play so just went for a good look. I was accosted by one of the street whores waiting at the end of the street though and made the mistake of answering in English "no thanks", so she called out to her mates further down the street "Englisch, keine Ahnung", I speak some German and this literally translates to "English, no clue" (I think we would translate it more as "clueless english speaker") and then they were all after me. So yeah, they're clearly looking for naiive tourists to scam.

It's definitely possible to get decent punts in Hamburg though if you avoid the tourist scams but there are definitely far better options in Germany, such as Frankfurt/Darmstadt. Hamburg is fucking excellent city to visit though.

[Sullivan]

I wonder if these girls ever actually get the big money off anybody once they get them off the street.

Or is their evening just spent enticing people upstairs to hoodwink them of €50.

There must come a point where the sex would be easier than ten minutes of deceit and accusation.

[Donald Tramp]

I wonder if these girls ever actually get the big money off anybody once they get them off the street.

That's the question I've been asking myself for few times as well.

And then i found out that there is actually such simps that are ready to part with all their money, god knows for what reasons. But there can't be that many of them to make these kind of scams any sort of a good business, so why they're still doing that i don't know.

I've also heard of the cases where the angry customer/s has gotten furious and violent in such a situations so they're really playing with fire here.

I wouldn't wonder if someone has lost their lives when playing with the wrong person. Whatever big thug they might have there behind the door as a "security" is not enough of a threat when someone really crazy loses his mind. And he just might have a hidden gun somewhere, you' ll never know. There's always two sides of every coin.

Back in the day when Riga's strip club scene (there actually was one 10 years ago, not anymore) started to go sour i remember one incident happening where bunch of hockey fans were tried to rip off in one strip bar, asking some 3000 usd for a few drinks and when they refused to pay, thugs came in but those hockey fans beat up all of them and destroyed the whole club on top of that. That was great.

[Jerboa]

Unfortunately there are always clueless mugs who just ask to have their wallets emptied, in Amsterdam, Hamburg and Paris's Pigalle district, they hear stories 5th hand or sensational BS from the media of these places as Sex capitals, and they swallow it all, only reason I ever went to Hamburg was sight seeing and attend Laureen Pink's parties.

[leomessi]

Hello, German guy here. Been lurking here for ages as this site usually functions as a fantasy thing for me, seeing I'm virtually never in the UK (but like to think about what I could do if I had the time etc) but seeing that my hometown is mentioned I thought I'd chip in. Don't go to see anybody on the Reeperbahn, nobody local and sane and reasonably sober would ever venture there. If you are there and fancy some action, try out this site External Link/Members Only
I can recommend a few stunners, this one External Link/Members Only[volltext]=chiara, this one External Link/Members Only[volltext]=lia, or if you fancy a duet External Link/Members Only[volltext]=maria
they all look pretty much like the pictures, standard rate is 80 Euros for half hour, 150 for one hour. Extras vary
Cheers and keep up the good work everybody!

[leomessi]

just realised, the links don't work, sorry! just type in Chiara or Lia or Sandra in search. Sandra duets with Maria