Author Topic: ScottishxXxBlonde - Falkirk  (Read 3693 times)


10 review(s) for ScottishxXxBlonde  (4 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]
7 review(s) for ScottishxXnatalie (1 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Happyjose]

Offline Edinburghboobman2009

I met ScottishxXxBlonde  (Natalie) in Falkirk (can someone post link for me please) a few months ago, posting a review now to give me a bit of anonymity.

Her flat is very central, plenty of free parking outside, and is clean and warm.

I would say she is late 30’s, quite pretty facially, though has a lot of makeup on, (probably to cover the massive cold sore I noticed she had later on) nice body.

Booked a quick 15 minute meet with her for £40. I was asked to undress and lie on the bed, she undressed, went to a side table, grabbed a bottle of lube and lubed herself up. She then proceeded to play with me till I was reasonably hard and put a condom on me, at this point, just before she went to give me covered oral, I noticed she had a massive cold sore on her lip, with makeup covering it. I was in two minds to ask her to stop, but since I had a condom on I let her give me oral, which lasted around 45 seconds.

She then asked, what way do you want me? I asked her to go on top, which she did for around a minute. I was not allowed to touch her boobs, no kissing, (wouldn’t have wanted to anyway due to the massive cold sore) after her minute on top she then asked what way now? I asked her to lie on her back, when she was on her back every time she thought I was going to touch her boobs she kept moving her arms to push mines away. I kept going and eventually came. As I stood up and pulled out I was hit by a massive stench, I went to pull off the condom and there was a “gloop” around the bottom of my cock which stank.

I was offered baby wipes which I took loads of to clean myself. After the booking Natalie was like a different person, more friendly and very chatty, was talking about what she is going to buy family members.

She obviously has her fans, but I would never return.


Offline FF2019

2 negative reviews from you and you have been punting for 7 years :unknown:

Offline Happyjose

2 negative reviews from you and you have been punting for 7 years :unknown:

What's your point? Maybe he only reviews the negs, which are probably the most important reviews posted

He gave her a neg, you gave her a gushing positive. Each to their own

and she now has 4 negs and a neutral out of 9 reviews, so this review is in keeping with the consensus on here


Offline Edinburghboobman2009

2 negative reviews from you and you have been punting for 7 years :unknown:

This is my second profile on here, had reviews on my previous profile which is deleted. (Changed email and couldn’t remember the password) Just came back on recently. I have another review which I will be adding today. I mainly just browse the reviews, but will add more myself from time to time. I feel if I have a punt and it’s a negative, I like to let people know. That’s what the site is all about, sharing experiences.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2019, 01:03:59 pm by Edinburghboobman2009 »

Offline 1980Tam

This is my second profile on here, had reviews on my previous profile which is deleted. Just came back on recently. I have another review which I will be adding today. I mainly just browse the reviews, but will add more myself from time to time. I feel if I have a punt and it’s a negative, I like to let people know. That’s what the site is all about, sharing experiences.


Good and bad

Offline FF2019

Surely sharing the good and bad is a better way?

How we supposed to know who is worth the money if only the shit gets reviewed.

I get people have on and off days which result in different reviews.

Offline Happyjose

Surely sharing the good and bad is a better way?

How we supposed to know who is worth the money if only the shit gets reviewed.


Good point. However, if we only had your positive for this lacklustre whore, then some poor sap could waste his money

Lucky he posted his neg

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Offline mike336

Is this the same minger that used to be called Scottish Natalie, I saw her in Edinburgh a few years ago and her attitude was rooted then

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Offline Foodman

I saw her when she worked in Leith a few years ago.

She also wore a lot of make up then which I presumed was to cover up a lot of bad acne scars.

Service wise she did the bare minimum and seemed very jaded at the time.

She was also much heavier than I expected but to be fair the pictures are her, just a little flattering to her, which is I suppose very fair.

Offline Happyjose

Is this the same minger that used to be called Scottish Natalie, I saw her in Edinburgh a few years ago and her attitude was rooted then

Yes. Reviews under both her profile names accessible from links at top of page

Offline Lesdoit

I remember her as Nathalie. Huge disgusting arse and thighs and absolutely useless punt.

Offline tailspin

I had a punt with her as Natalie, before my UKP days.  Completely underwhelming experience, most of which I have forgotten.  One thing sticks in my head - after I had done my business and was getting dressing she grabbed a handful of wetwipes, crouched down and gave her fanny a right good scrub.  I found this really offputting. If she had waited a minute more I would have been gone.  Needless to say, i haven't been back.

Offline TheGoalie1

I also saw her in a flat in Leith a couple of years ago and it was probably one of the worse punts I’ve ever had. Big chip on the shoulder about why young guys shouldn’t be seeing hookers and should just go out on the pull. She also admitted that she doesn’t want to enjoy a punt, just wants it over with especially when it’s someone she’s attracted to. Attitude was diabolical. No kissing let alone DFK, no touching nipples and they’re too sensitive, no oral on her in case I had herpes!!! No OWO, same reason. No cowgirl or reverse cow girl as this is something she keeps for her private life. Basically, 30 seconds oral with then doggy until I shot then chucked out. Biggest waste of money ever.

Funny thing was, about a year later, a mate and I met her and her pal in a pub and she obviously didn’t recognise me. She was coked out her box and went off on one about losing her bag of gear. Her and her pal then offered to fuck me and my pal if we could get them more Charlie to which the answer was “get yourself to fuck”.