Author Topic: Kelly.Sexy.Love, Kensal Rise Brasileira  (Read 3284 times)


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Offline sparkus

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Thanks to the ever-helpful butt threads for another quality shag.

Comms: answers phone and texts, no issues

Venue: flat behind a parade of shops accessed via stairs, nothing out of the ordinary for me but you can see seen entering/leaving by neighbouring flats, though I quite enjoyed watching her latte-skinned neighbour washing up in a bra-less t-shirt while I waited for the door to be answered  ;) Inside is a two bedroom flat with possibly another WG or unseen maid.

Girl: Kelly answered the door in bra and pants, it's the one on the profile so no b+s but I was immediately taken aback by her sheer bulk, not that I had a problem with it.  She stands at around 5' 9'' (that's tall by my standards) and has super-wide hips and massive chebs but she's just big all over, we're probably talking size 16 or 18.  Again, I had no problem with this and quite enjoyed it, but for those seeking some kind of bubble butt then look elsewhere.  Other negs to get out of the way are her limited English, unwashed lank hair (this is also noticeable in one of her pics) and cellulite on aforementioned butt (she chewed throughout but so do plenty of civvies).

As stated, I enjoyed my experience with Kelly, who is a friendly enough gal and serviceable for a vanilla P&D.  OWO is on offer but wasn't taken and I did my usual three positions of CG, doggy and mish, determined to ride her voluptitude as far as I could until I came between those massive thighs.  Was in no way rushed and we did our best to at least attempt convo, actually quite a satisfying shag and although no looker she's sexy enough when you meet her almost starkers and then get to enjoy what you came for.

40 quid was the asking price anyway.

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Size 16 -18  :scare:

Time to get out the measuring scales

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Out of interest, how much body fat does she have, or in other words does she look 'fat'?

Even here she does not look this size  :unknown:


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« Last Edit: October 27, 2019, 09:41:12 pm by peter purves »
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Peter, the pics are accurate and recent but I suspect some Photoshop as there's very visible actual cellulite on her butt and thighs.

She's very thick and chunky, I think the AW pics when looked in profile show that.

She's definitely 16 on that chart.

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Thanks Sparkus  :drinks:

Way too much woman for me.

PP, if she's 5'9" then look at her calves in the doggie position, to look like they do and her thighs too on a 5'9" girl, she's B I G as in bigger than some of the guys who trounced the All Blacks yesterday!
« Last Edit: October 28, 2019, 05:23:14 am by LLPunting »

Offline horsa

Does she carry the weight well at her height?
How bad are we talking regarding cellulite? I don't mind a little bit
Natural tits?
Does she have a massive but or just a little excess around that area?
Is she similar in size to Amanda Big Bum https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=255625.0

  :hi: :hi:
« Last Edit: October 28, 2019, 06:44:42 am by horsa »

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Right this is a case of me punting and reviewing after a few too many on the sauce! I now remember she towered so high next to me in heels, I don't really recall the height with off but probably five and a half eg average. An All Black she is not.

Carries the weight very well ie is thick and solid, no ripples or flab. Not massive amount of cellulite but any does put me off a woman.

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Does she carry the weight well at her height?
How bad are we talking regarding cellulite? I don't mind a little bit
Natural tits?
Does she have a massive but or just a little excess around that area?
Is she similar in size to Amanda Big Bum https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=255625.0

  :hi: :hi:

Link doesn't work mate. Tits are either naturals or very well done, I don't remember.

Mahoosive arse to pound.

Shall I return, just for research purposes? TTFTT?

Offline horsa

Link doesn't work mate. Tits are either naturals or very well done, I don't remember.

Mahoosive arse to pound.

Shall I return, just for research purposes? TTFTT?
If you must! :dance: she's on my list pending more information on her stomach area

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If you must! :dance: she's on my list pending more information on her stomach area

She's wide but there's no hanging gut or spare tyres.

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I am seriously considering seeing this girl, but the face is always a deal-breaker for me.

How is she facially?

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She's wide but there's no hanging gut or spare tyres.

Average meets adequate. Not ugly.

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Thanks to the ever-helpful butt threads for another quality shag.

Comms: answers phone and texts, no issues

Venue: flat behind a parade of shops accessed via stairs, nothing out of the ordinary for me but you can see seen entering/leaving by neighbouring flats, though I quite enjoyed watching her latte-skinned neighbour washing up in a bra-less t-shirt while I waited for the door to be answered  ;) Inside is a two bedroom flat with possibly another WG or unseen maid.

Girl: Kelly answered the door in bra and pants, it's the one on the profile so no b+s but I was immediately taken aback by her sheer bulk, not that I had a problem with it.  She stands at around 5' 9'' (that's tall by my standards) and has super-wide hips and massive chebs but she's just big all over, we're probably talking size 16 or 18.  Again, I had no problem with this and quite enjoyed it, but for those seeking some kind of bubble butt then look elsewhere.  Other negs to get out of the way are her limited English, unwashed lank hair (this is also noticeable in one of her pics) and cellulite on aforementioned butt (she chewed throughout but so do plenty of civvies).

As stated, I enjoyed my experience with Kelly, who is a friendly enough gal and serviceable for a vanilla P&D.  OWO is on offer but wasn't taken and I did my usual three positions of CG, doggy and mish, determined to ride her voluptitude as far as I could until I came between those massive thighs.  Was in no way rushed and we did our best to at least attempt convo, actually quite a satisfying shag and although no looker she's sexy enough when you meet her almost starkers and then get to enjoy what you came for.

40 quid was the asking price anyway.

What does her face look like? good or bad?

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« Last Edit: October 30, 2019, 11:26:05 am by ttr »

Offline TheBase

just found this as a very pic, is she the one, bit of a minger to me.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2

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If that's her, I might have to give that a miss.

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just found this as a very pic, is she the one, bit of a minger to me.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2

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I can tell it IS her but she looked nothing like that. Perhaps I really was hammered  :lol:

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just found this as a very pic, is she the one, bit of a minger to me.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=searchposts2

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Good research, thank you for making the effort TTR.

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I would never had even considered it had I seen that but I'm still actually thinking of going back it was that good.

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If she is size 16, with very little fat it is very hard to find WGs like this

Probably the best I have seen is

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Offline horsa

I would never had even considered it had I seen that but I'm still actually thinking of going back it was that good.

What's making you want to return?  :wackogirl:

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What's making you want to return?  :wackogirl:

Thighs and chebs on top of me.

Offline ratedj

Thighs and chebs on top of me.

Nice review. Were you able to tell if her tits are natural or enhanced?

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Nice review. Were you able to tell if her tits are natural or enhanced?

Naturals, could tell when she laid back   :)

Offline ratedj

Naturals, could tell when she laid back   :)

Thanks for the prompt resposne! May give this one a try!

Offline horsa

I've just been quoted 30 for OWO