Léla xx - Birmingham - Jewellery Quarter

[Azd345]

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Although I have had many a positive punt I will only review and write about the negative ones so as to warn others.

Punt was back in the summer, her numerous sexy photos on AW are what attracted me to her in the first place.

Location: Apartment in Jewellery Quarter

Appearance: Facially 3/10, bears a striking resemblance to Tony Todd, the actor that played Candyman, looks masculine and seems slightly older than she suggests - around 40. Lela is much darker than the light skinned images in her gallery. Unsure if her ethnicity is mixed, most likely black. All this I noticed under her very poorly lit apartment (only God know how she looks like under normal light conditions). Body is Ok. Should have walked but cock was leading the way as usual.

As we walked to the bedroom it was very dimly lit. In the bedroom the curtains were drawn, room was dark and had this purple hue coming from the bulb, possibly to hide her true complexion. As we agreed A levels at discretion on the phone before I stupidly handed over £80 for half an hour + £40 for the anal but should have withheld the £40 seeing how not too appetising she was but anyway to her credit she handed back the £40 and she said we will see how we get on. Went for the kiss and was told lips only which was a good thing as her breath smelt of fags. Not entirely sure in the dark room but I could have sworn that fluid was coming from her nipples after sucking on them which was a big put off, she did complain that I was too rough sucking on her tits and to lick only, never had that complaint before so I’m thinking sensitive nipples + lactating = post pregnancy. She did do OWO. Normally rim pretty girls but decided to skip this with Lela. To her credit she did allow me to try and fuck her up the ass but I couldn’t get it hard enough. Pussy fucking commenced only for a few seconds in a couple of positions as I was ready to blow. She did vent her frustration after the second position switch. Fucked her in mish, cummed in the bag and got the fuck out of there…

[Henry 8th]

She’s on my Hot List! Maybe I need to think again about this potential punt!

[millbush]

Thanks off my HL.

[goodolnick]

Not quite sure about only posting negative experiences. Surely we should share good experiences too?

[Kujos]

Thanks for the head up

[millbush]

Thanks for the heads up been eyeing smashing her back doors in.

[Pete556]

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Although I have had many a positive punt I will only review and write about the negative ones so as to warn others.

Good job not everyone thinks like you do eh! What's the issue with reporting on all your positive punts??

[milyzz]

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Although I have had many a positive punt I will only review and write about the negative ones so as to warn others.

The whole point of this site is to share good and bad experiences.

[Azd345]

The whole point of this site is to share good and bad experiences.

Fuck that, will try and keep the good un's to myself without advertising the bitches on here....nah only joking. What prevents me posting possy's is time as I'm juggling a few things in life at the mo but wanted to prioritise the negatives first.

Was looking at some of her photos on AW after posting this review and have come to the conclusion she must be using some powerful camera flash on all of them to lighten her skin colour.

[bonatempora]

Thanks for the review OP! Did have Léla on my HL since the summer but after her past 2 negatives (including this one)... Off she goes!!!

[alibirmingham]

Although I have had many a positive punt I will only review and write about the negative ones so as to warn others

Really???

Do you think that’s fair or right. I get that you want to prioritise etc and that’s fine but does that mean the positive reviews will follow??

I think it’s selfish to expect others to post their positive reviews and for you to reap the reward if you can’t do the same. Maybe there should be a block where you can only see the negative reviews posted on the site. Poetic justice is the phrase that comes to mind. That would be fair right? You get the same kind of info your willing to share. You’ll be warned about the bad ones but can’t see the good ones seeing as it’s not on your priority list. 

[KingUser2017]

I was sceptical of this one and after your review this one is off my HL.

She looks like Candy Man , that's enough me for!

Fuck know what would happen if you called her name 3 times looking in a mirror! LOL

Thanks for the review.

[hockogrockle]

Doesn't sound that bad a punt, especially since the darkness of the room seems to have turned a fair amount of the description into guesswork. I would have thought a "neutral" would have been better. After all, she provided what he went for: an arse fuck. The fact he couldn't get hard enough to do it is hardly her fault.
And I agree with the other posters that just providing reviews of women to avoid is not the purpose of this site. It would be nice to see the OP redress the balance: even if he doesn't seem to want to do that.

[Littlefoot]

I'm juggling a few things in life at the mo but wanted to prioritise the negatives first.

I do hope this means you’ve reconsidered only reviewing negatives. All reviews are welcome. One thing if you only post negatives, unless you state on the top of everyone of your reviews “I only review negatives” then fast forward 12 months, say you’ve amassed 15-20 negative only reviews. Some members may be reading your latest negative and decide to have a quick flick through all your reviews and just see 15-20 negative reviews. If this were to happen a lot of members would assume you’re just hard to please and disregard your latest review and future reviews. But thanks for this review, as I said ALL reviews are welcome. 

[Azd345]

I was sceptical of this one and after your review this one is off my HL.

She looks like Candy Man , that's enough me for!

Fuck know what would happen if you called her name 3 times looking in a mirror! LOL

Thanks for the review.

 

[shed]

I do hope this means you’ve reconsidered only reviewing negatives. All reviews are welcome. One thing if you only post negatives, unless you state on the top of everyone of your reviews “I only review negatives” then fast forward 12 months, say you’ve amassed 15-20 negative only reviews. Some members may be reading your latest negative and decide to have a quick flick through all your reviews and just see 15-20 negative reviews. If this were to happen a lot of members would assume you’re just hard to please and disregard your latest review and future reviews. But thanks for this review, as I said ALL reviews are welcome. 

Great point LF. 

[Azd345]

Doesn't sound that bad a punt, especially since the darkness of the room seems to have turned a fair amount of the description into guesswork. I would have thought a "neutral" would have been better. After all, she provided what he went for: an arse fuck. The fact he couldn't get hard enough to do it is hardly her fault.
And I agree with the other posters that just providing reviews of women to avoid is not the purpose of this site. It would be nice to see the OP redress the balance: even if he doesn't seem to want to do that.

I know what I saw and I could definitely see her resemblance and her true complexion in that room even though the lighting was shit and it was certainly not as light as her photos on AW suggest. She was black or strongly leaning towards black. It's not what I paid for and I believe her intention was most likely to hide something.........misleading if I may say so.

Also I could only get my cock semi hard due to the horror (excuse the pun) of what I had actually walked into.

I'm not a fussy bastard, only 2 out of 7 punts have been negative, but the truth be told and like I said positives will follow.

[Azd345]

Doesn't sound that bad a punt, especially since the darkness of the room seems to have turned a fair amount of the description into guesswork. I would have thought a "neutral" would have been better. After all, she provided what he went for: an arse fuck. The fact he couldn't get hard enough to do it is hardly her fault.
And I agree with the other posters that just providing reviews of women to avoid is not the purpose of this site. It would be nice to see the OP redress the balance: even if he doesn't seem to want to do that.

Besides her appearance the fact that she got pissed off after I told her to get into mish well within the time seals this review as being a fully blown unadultered NEGATIVE! I have no qualms about that

[hotdog2019]

wow you must be brave mate, she looks like "Tony Todd" and you wanted Mish!!!! just a thought....  cracking ..... Phew

[alibirmingham]

like I said positives will follow.

If you do intend to post the other reviews bare in mind you have a maximum of 6 months from the punt to post the review. After that it can’t be posted as a review.