External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only Last minute punt cos Anal Thai Elina cancelled and I was already pretty roasting.
£100 for 30 minutes.
In retrospect, it should’ve been pretty obvious from the stock photos on her profile but she’s not the girl in the photo nor is she 5ft 4, cos I’m 5ft 7 and she had about 3 inches on me without heels.
That being said, she wasn’t ugly, maybe 6/10, didn’t have any makeup on, smelt clean although she had a bit of a bush.
Looks maybe mid 30s.
Speaks alright English I guess, decent bants. Kept asking if I had a girlfriend and if I was cheating on her.
Picked up the phone and started talking shit in Chinese a couple times but it was in short bursts so I didn’t 100% lose my boner each time. I don’t think she handles bookings herself.
Paid £20 extra for OWO, which was a mistake cos it meant I had no barrier between my dick head and her slowly sort of grinding her teeth against it. Told her she was using teeth, she patterned up for about 15 seconds then went back to chewing my bell end. Eventually I had enough and told her to grab me a condom, she put it on with her lips and gave another 30 seconds of OW which was ever so slightly better, til I suggested we move on to a hole that didn’t feel like those American garbage disposal sink units. Fucked her in doggy with a lot of lube, wasn’t great. Moved to mishh and made her put her legs together so it would be a bit tighter, this made quite a lot of difference so whacked her like that for another 10 minutes or so before I got bored.
Finished with an oily hand/foot job which was actually very good (she offered another blowjob but I declined cos she’d caused enough damage).
Would I return? If she wasn’t £100 for 30 minutes probably cos the ending was pretty good but at her current rates nein.
