External Link/Members Only1 hour Massage with HE for £50
Sorry about how delayed my first review has been, I've been a lurker on here but had issues with confidence in taking the plunge. Opted to ease in to the whole punting lifestyle instead of going balls to the wall out of the gate.
Disclaimer over, earlier this week I found myself in Sutton for the day with an afternoon to kill and an itch to scratch
so decided a massage with some afters would be the perfect way to start and help settle the nerves for bolder ventures.
Quick check on the web showed Mariga and remembered the name popping up a few times on here with mixed reviews. I wasn't looking for some of the extras members have stated as not available there as again, I was looking for something a bit tame to start off with, so figured this was an appropriate place to start.
Texted the number, fairly fast response and the booking was confirmed. Walked in, a couple thai ladies sitting down around the front desk, no real lookers, the girl in the photo wasn't there, but oh well, I wasn't looking to sleep with any of them (I would have walked out if I was). Handed the receptionist £30 for a 1 hr massage and was sent upstairs to one of two rooms (the stairs are a death trap for larger footed men, I felt like a ballerina walking up/down that thing on tip toes).
Stripped off, lied down. I was second guessing myself here, not sure if I should be butt naked or not and as HE hadn't been mentioned yet, it made me second guess myself even more. I told myself to stop being just a wet wipe and just whip it out, so onto the table with the breeze on my cheeks so to speak. One of the ladies came in, didn't really care who since none were a preference, she said something but with a thick thai accent and laughed, I had no clue but she squeezed my thigh and pinched my arse so assumed it wasn't something to worry about. The massage she proceeded to carry out was actually really nice, a good pace and pressure, worked out some kinks I had too, I was slightly surprised by it to be honest. A couple slight brushes when going up the inner thighs had me at full mast, and eventually the slap on the arse and a 'turn over' came. Over I turned expecting her to ask about HE since it was a bit hard to ignore the elephant in the room with a rager, but she continued with the massage after another chuckle (hopefully not at my expense). Again, multiple brushes against it, it was pretty much resting on her forearm as she did my upper thighs so eventually she asked if I wanted HE. Yes bloody please
This is where it was a bit weird, she laughed and almost blushed, said she was shy and new to the job so hadn't done that yet, so went out the room shouting something in Thai. There I was butt naked at attention in the room by myself whilst there is a bloody back and forth for about 2-3 minutes till another woman (again not too attractive) came in, asked again if I wanted HE as at this point I had gotten soft. I handed her £20, oil and attention to the sack had me hard again, soon had me done after 7-8 minutes. Cleaned me off and went to go prep the shower. I cleaned myself off, showered, changed, damn near broke my neck slipping whilst going down the stairs, said thanks and out the door I went back to tesco across the street where I had parked.
All in all I would have put it a neutral for all that nonsense in between the massage and HE but individually I enjoyed both so I feel the experience deserves a positive, but with a bit of caution.
Hopefully this is a useful review, I'm booked in to see Maria from Kenilworth next so looking to try a few more extras
Will be posting a second review following that appointment, fingers crossed thats a positive too
