Gymfitbex - Bristol

[thenicz]

External Link/Members Only

I don't get out to play much these days and when I do I don't get much time to savour the delights, I was fortunate enough to get to see this lovely lady for half an hour when my wife thought I was swimming

30 mins £80

I was a few minutes late due to finding it hard to get a parking space and then leaving my phone in the car whilst I went to get a parking ticket.
When I went in I was met by this gorgeous vision dressed exactly as I'd asked. I'd brought her a treat (see her profile for her fantasy) it gave me something different to attend to after I'd been introduced to the cats.
Rarely in all my fifty plus years of punting have I found a more desirable companion. If you haven't been lucky enough then you must try, for those that have been lucky enough will know. Seeing the body after she had disrobed was like having died and gone to heaven.
Like others have said the money is placed on the sideboard after the entertainment and not even counted. I will definitely return if I get the opportunity, if only to say thank you for leaving positive feedback on my AW page.

[Jeremy]

This has got to be one of the fluffiest reviews I've ever read, and I'm one to talk
But then all your other reviews are negative so maybe you were just extra grateful here after a string of bad experiences
Did anything actually happen after you paid her, you seen to have forgotten to include that amidst your fawning?

[anon1989]

Just ignore the impending fan fare of a ER review! I doubt any of the hater's have ever had the pleasure. She's is one of the best SP'S around, glad you had a good time !

[thenicz]

What happens in the cat litter tray stays in the cat litter tray

[finn5555]

Just missing the “treat her well” comment 

[Fuzzyduck]

Just ignore the impending fan fare of a ER review! I doubt any of the hater's have ever had the pleasure. She's is one of the best SP'S around, glad you had a good time !

Your clamour to get on your charger has meant you overlooked that it's actually a very poor review. As Jeremy pointed out, there is zero material content about services delivered and skill level.

[Grenadier36]

What happens in the cat litter tray stays in the cat litter tray

This thread has limited use as a review then really.
Did you get the services you'd asked for? If so how were they delivered?

[anon1989]

Your clamour to get on your charger has meant you overlooked that it's actually a very poor review. As Jeremy pointed out, there is zero material content about services delivered and skill level.

cool story bro

[Grenadier36]

cool story bro

Thanks 

[Jeremy]

Just ignore the impending fan fare of a ER review! I doubt any of the hater's have ever had the pleasure. She's is one of the best SP'S around, glad you had a good time !

Do you not see how devoid of content this review is. Let me quote your own review of ER:

Saw she was offering 15min quickies @£45. I asked for a blow n go with no finer details discussed. Was buzzed in and meet at the door with a FK. She was chatty and bubbly which i like. Sorted the paperwork and was offered a drink and a shower. Was warned about cat's being lose, pets do not bother me at all. They were both in the living room anyway. I found her to be very attractive indeed. Slim, petite, sexy blonde and dressed to impress. More FK then she sat my down on her bed, and delivered a fantastic BJ. OWO, Deep throat, CIM and swallow. As i got close and aware of it only being a quickie i encouraged her to wank hard and fast for the pop but instead she done the opposite and edged me for abit saying she was enjoying it. Really nice touch.

This is a useful review to other punters, you list the services received and your thoughts on them. Compare to this review, saying payment was made and then jumping straight to "I would return again". Where's the substance? Who's to say she didn't talk his ear off for 30mins?
Not every review needs to be a novel but this is about as useful as the typical AW feedback.

[anon1989]

It wasn't a personal attack aimed at your 1 comment. It was just a general statement at the 213789174687 negative comments i have read on here. As a general rule, you cant not ask or comment anything unless you have written reviews. If you dare to do so you are annihilated. Maybe people are curious and never punted before. So when reviews are posted, they are quite often wrong or to short or fluffy or questionable so these members are also annihilated! Some people must think "whats the fucking point" no wonder 80% of the people on here just loiter. Maybe some encouragement would be helpful instead of the bully nature embedded on UK punting

[webpunter]

+1

It is so shite even ER will be horrified

When she gets back from the gym & logs on

Would be a laarf reading her side of things

Reck a half reasonable chance OP kept his socks on

 

This has got to be one of the fluffiest reviews I've ever read, and I'm one to talk

[James999]

It is so shite even ER will be horrified

Would be a laarf reading her side of things

She probably wrote it for him she's such a manipulative control freak 

[Jeremy]

anon1989, I don't wholly disagree, but I don't think reviews like this should be tolerated as it only encourages people to post more like it.
UKPunting is the one place on the internet where prostitutes can be discussed honestly, even if it is brutal honesty, and I wouldn't want to see that change.

[mattylondon]

She probably wrote it for him she's such a manipulative control freak 

Come on, be fair now guys, treat her with respect! 

She was probably sitting on his face whilst she dictated that review... no pun intended. It's not even informative. Read more like a eulogy. Jesus.

Hope his wife didn't sniff him for chlorine and find something else, when he got back!

[B4bcock]

What happens in the cat litter tray stays in the cat litter tray

That would be a shit experience, then.   

[thenicz]

OK guys I'm sorry it was a shit review, It's my age you see. In the last three or four years sex has become a bit beyond me, at least the coming part, I still like to think I can and I can ocassionally while intoducing percy to the five fingered widow. With Bex I got stiff almost immideately, not something that occurs every time, even when watching porn. She sucked me better than a hoover, but my mind wasn't there and gradually I started to lose myy erection, not her fault totally mine (I wonder whether some tablets might help). I was there for more than my half an hour and she tried beyond the time specified to get me to finish I just couldn't manage it.
That is the difference between some I have given bad reviews to in the past, the patience. She had it others haven't, I just hope that if there is someone out there who is older than my 72 years can give me guidance, remember I still enjoy seeing the ladies I enjoy the French kissing and kissing pussy I also enjoy having my cock sucked, I just wish I could finish.
Time spent with her about 40 minutes still only took my £80 What more do you want BLOOD

[James999]

Her job is to get you hard, she failed 

She doesn't realise that talk of cats and shitting indoors is neither sexy or even interesting to most men 

[smiths]

External Link/Members Only

I don't get out to play much these days and when I do I don't get much time to savour the delights, I was fortunate enough to get to see this lovely lady for half an hour when my wife thought I was swimming

30 mins £80

I was a few minutes late due to finding it hard to get a parking space and then leaving my phone in the car whilst I went to get a parking ticket.
When I went in I was met by this gorgeous vision dressed exactly as I'd asked. I'd brought her a treat (see her profile for her fantasy) it gave me something different to attend to after I'd been introduced to the cats.
Rarely in all my fifty plus years of punting have I found a more desirable companion. If you haven't been lucky enough then you must try, for those that have been lucky enough will know. Seeing the body after she had disrobed was like having died and gone to heaven.
Like others have said the money is placed on the sideboard after the entertainment and not even counted. I will definitely return if I get the opportunity, if only to say thank you for leaving positive feedback on my AW page.

Fucking arseholes, what a useless "review", there is no detail in it of services offered. And there is no luck involved, all you need is the money to pay the fee.

[thenicz]

Fucking arseholes, what a useless "review", there is no detail in it of services offered. And there is no luck involved, all you need is the money to pay the fee.

perhaps you should read all the thread before criticising, I have responded to the complaints.

[thenicz]

Her job is to get you hard, she failed 

She doesn't realise that talk of cats and shitting indoors is neither sexy or even interesting to most men 

She got me hard it was me that didn't maintain the erection. Try reading the entire post before making up your mind. If you don't like cats and talk about them go see the Polish slappers that just want your money and you out the door asap.

[finn5555]

So you didn’t cum over her cat 

[smiths]

perhaps you should read all the thread before criticising, I have responded to the complaints.

But not in the review. You only added more detail later after getting stick AND I see you have been a member for years yet are still clueless about how to do a useful review.

[Kev40ish]

But not in the review. You only added more detail later after getting stick AND I see you have been a member for years yet are still clueless about how to do a useful review.

To be fair the OP posted a review, which is better than a lot of people on here, and responded to the criticism about more detail.
Yes he hasn’t a clue but tried to make it right, which I personally appreciate.

 

[James999]

slappers that just want your money

Of course she just wants your money, that's how prostitutes work 

The cats is just a distraction and way of wasting your time, of course she's going to chat about cats while you pay her if she can get away with it 

[wylie anchor]

Of course she just wants your money, that's how prostitutes work 

A man speaking from extensive and detailed experience? 

[thenicz]

To be fair the OP posted a review, which is better than a lot of people on here, and responded to the criticism about more detail.
Yes he hasn’t a clue but tried to make it right, which I personally appreciate.

 

thank you

To all the rest of you, if you don't like the review don't go see her. Your loss.

[Grenadier36]

So you didn’t cum over her cat 

[timsussex]

Not the most detailed review but I suppose its difficult to contribute anything new when a girl has nearly 80 reviews

[mattylondon]

Not the most detailed review but I suppose its difficult to contribute anything new when a girl has nearly 80 reviews

Probably a lot of truth in that but that was no review. Also true to say that the mad cat lady is somewhat over exposed on UKP.

Not sure why the SP has to apologize about his lack of hard on or feel grateful to have seen her? That's what she's meant to do. Pay her the correct rate, get the correct service.

[finn5555]

Also true to say that the mad cat lady is somewhat over exposed on UKP.

I still want to know which pervert on here cum all over her cat 

[James999]

I still want to know which pervert on here cum all over her cat

Perhaps she made it up 

What I'd like to know is how a qualified anesthetist would agree to give a general Anesthetic to someone with stage 4 kidney failure for cosmetic surgery, unless of course she made that up as well 

[AnthG]

Like others have said the money is placed on the sideboard after the entertainment and not even counted.

You and those others must appreciate you are potentially causing her a whole load of issues announcing that fact publicly?

Some scumbag could book her with a bunch of £5'ers wrapped inside two £20s and she'd never know till its too late all thanks to this

[finn5555]

Perhaps she made it up 

What I'd like to know is how a qualified anesthetist would agree to give a general Anesthetic to someone with stage 4 kidney failure for cosmetic surgery, unless of course she made that up as well 

Of course it’s bollocks like her claims on properties owned, thousands she pays annually in tax, dying dad, being outed ... I could go on but the list of lies is endless 

[thenicz]

Okay so she may tell a few porkies here and there, but let he without sin throw the first stone. Some of you guys should get over yourselves. She is a very attractive woman with a lovely body. If she wishes to tell me I have the biggest coach she’s ever seen I for one will not accuse her of lying 

[finn5555]

Okay so she may tell a few porkies here and there, but let he without sin throw the first stone. Some of you guys should get over yourselves. She is a very attractive woman with a lovely body. If she wishes to tell me I have the biggest coach she’s ever seen I for one will not accuse her of lying 

A few porkies 

[MajorPayne]

Okay so she may tell a few porkies here and there, but let he without sin throw the first stone. Some of you guys should get over yourselves. She is a very attractive woman with a lovely body. If she wishes to tell me I have the biggest coach she’s ever seen I for one will not accuse her of lying

Nice if a SP said that to me. 

[webpunter]

Luvved up & getting misty-eyed bout her it must be hard to see your keyboard

Are you sporting wide girth [a double decker], extra length [bendy bus] or in reality is it a minibus ? 

If she wishes to tell me I have the biggest coach she’s ever seen I for one will not accuse her of lying 

Hidden Image/Members Only