Author Topic: Japanese Momoco - Poplar - strangest punt ever  (Read 2953 times)


24 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5232286) (14 positive, 6 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Shamrock_742

Saw her in Poplar (E14) area for £120 p/h

I don't punt very often, it's fair to say, because the funds are fairly low and nothing really catches the eye within my price range. However, when I saw this "29" year old Japanese woman, with such a lovely rack, for £120 per hour, I just couldn't resist.

Quick Summary
Positives:
- Immaculate room
- Decent tits
- Enthusiastic girl
- All services that are listed were delivered (DFK, CIM, OWO etc)

Negatives:
- Pedicure for around half the session
- No fingering (she'll freak the f*ck out)
- MUCH older than pictures suggest, I would say 40+ years old
- Because of the older age, I'm assuming, the body is not so tight or toned as pictures suggest

The comms and location:
I texted her for an afternoon punt and asked my standard questions of "What's included?" and "How many times can I finish?". She said "1hr full service (with sex) 120" and "2 for 1 hr" (in regards to finishing). I agreed and set the meet. The flat itself is quite nicely located in a residential area and is near a recycling centre. The reason why I mention this is because I noticed that there was no parking spaces, presumably taken by the residents/workers of the recycling centre. So I would suggest you leave yourself some time to find a decent parking space. I, however, caught public transport. This was also quite tricky because it meant that I had to get off at Mile End Station (very busy during peak times) and then catch a bus which doesn't pass by too often. So once again, be mindful of journey time. During the course of the journey, the lovely lady reminded me to tell her if I will not be able to make it or will be running late. She reminded me of this multiple times. Sometimes she would message in ALL CAPS. I am guessing this was because of previous time wasters and she messaged in ALL CAPS because of the language barrier?

Once I reached the location, I texted her to tell her I was here. She told me to wait outside the building that is OPPOSITE to her flat. I am guessing this is because of security purposes, although I cannot understand the reason for this. How is she going to determine, if I am a psycho, from a distant look at my face from across the street? Only other reason could be that she doesn't want to see some of her previous clients. She then called me to tell me the correct building and flat number and I made my way in.

When I walked into the flat, the first thing I noticed, besides the girl, was the tidiness and the beautiful fragrant smell. It wasn't like those cheap candles that are overbearing and leave a scent on your hair and clothes. She said it was from a humidifier that had lavender and lemon essential oils inside. I know this is a detail no one cares about, but I have a very acute sense of smell. And those shite candles, that some WGs use, really puts me off. Also, this is my review, so I will say what I like :hi: .

The girl:
Not gonna lie here, lads. When I first saw her, I was about to walk. Especially once we got inside the bedroom. She has a pale complexion (which I like), about 5ft5 and is clearly NOT 29. I would say roughly 49. She has this "jitteriness" that some older people get. I also don't think she is Japanese or fully Japanese. She did say she is a mix of Thai (or something along those lines). She has dark, black her and wide eyes, almost like she is in a state of constant shock. You could tell that all the pictures that show her face, even if it's a glimpse, were heavily photoshopped.

I think she knew what I was contemplating because, before I could tell her I wanted to walk, she dropped her towel and grabbed me by the crotch and placed a kiss on my cheek and asked how long I wanted to stay.  She also made sure I caught a glimpse of her butt, which is quite shapely for her age, I must say. Her body is not toned, like her pictures suggest and she did have a slight belly coming out, but definitely not "fat". You could tell that she was a stunner during her prime. Her tits were quite shapely, but did have a slight "sag factor". But, at the moment that she dropped her towel, I knew I was gonna stay the hour.

The service:
I took the shower she offered, with soap, she claimed, that she makes herself. All in all, you can tell she's a bit of a clean freak. I was a bit skeptical to use a product which I had no idea of. But, at the same time, I didn't want to be rude. So I showered, using the soap as minimilastically as possible. Once I was out of the shower and dried off, she sprayed some sort of antibacterial on both mine and her hands. In my head, I was thinking "WTF", but my cock just wanted to see more of that ass and play with those tits. The cock, naturally, wins.

She then placed a towel on the bed and told me to lay down on top of it. She then proceeded with OWO. The technique was decent, and there was very little teeth involved. This is when I noticed that she was coughing a bit. To this, she said that she was sick. I didn't want to catch anything, so I said "we could reschedule for another day, I don't mind". She said she didn't mind carrying on today and carried on sucking me off. She then moved her ass closer to me so I could play with it a little.

I then told her to lie down, so I could play with her pussy a little before entering. At this point, she went to the toilet and quickly spit out some pre-cum and (quite audibly) some phlegm.  She then came back and lied down on the bed and I was in no mood to give her any oral. But she pulled me in for a kiss and I kept it as "un-deep" and "un-French" as possible (probably even "un-Kissed" her, at this point). I then played with her pussy with my fingers and I gently tried sliding my fingers in. She absolutely lost her shit! She told me this is immensely disgusting and I should never do it to ANYONE, if I care about them at all. I then reminded her that she sprayed my hands with some of her weird, anti-bacterial shit and she almost laughed and said that doesn't matter. Just like the sudden eruption of this rage, she simmered down and put a condom on my dick.

I entered her missionary and pounded away. She makes the right sounds and tries to make some eye contact. The pussy wasn't the tightest, but definitely not the loosest. I grabbed hold of some of her soft ass and played with her tits. Eventually, I came inside. She took off the condom and handed me some wipes. She then asked me to turn around and offered me a massage. I know, from previous experience, this is a waste of time. But I was feeling a bit worn out, so I accepted the offer. She gives a firm massage and utitlises multiple body parts to do so. She uses her hands, her knees, her feet, her ass and her tits from what I recall.

After this, she moves down to my feet. This is the strangest part of the punt. She brings outs the full pedicure equipment. Lights and all. She then proceeds to clean my feet and uses some sort of file to sand down the rough sole. I am not a pedicure person, so I do not know the name of the exact technique and equipment used. Nevertheless, she carried on with this for around 20 minutes. I usually do not like people touching my feet or anything. I feel really uneasy and vulnerable. But when I looked down at her, she was displaying an expression of immense concentration and passion in (a process, I can only describe as) sanding down my feet. After the whole ordeal was over, she asked me to touch the soles of my feet. They were indeed much smoother. They still are quite smooth, to this day, after a month or so.

She then put another condom on, and this time I plowed her in doggy. We then switched to missionary for a little bit, before I slumped to the bed. She then took the condom off and sucked me until I came in her mouth. She then darted to the toilet and spit out the cum.

We then had a little chat and she said business isn't good for her and she makes just about enough for running costs, plus the rent, plus the weird shit she creates (soap, essential oil mixtures etc). I then took up her offer for another shower before leaving. When I went to the toilet, I saw the yellow phlegm she had previously spit out...

Conclusion:
I do not blame her at all for being sick. However, in this profession, she should have made some disclosure that she isn't well, beforehand. That way I would have re-booked her for a day that she was feeling better and we could have, both, had a more positive experience. Having said that, she did mention that her business isn't good, so I am guessing she doesn't have much of a choice.

I am also not a fan of pedicures and don't really like it when someone touches my feet. So I can safely say that this experience isn't for me.

Also, £120 for a massage and two pops with an aging chick, seems like bad VFM to me. But that's coming from someone who is on a tight budget. If I were as affluent as some of my fellow punters, maybe I would see this in a different light.

Would I recommend her? Yes. She is quite enthusiastic and I do believe that she can take a pounding.

Would I return? No. The feet thing. Fuck that.

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PS: I apologise for any typos and errors.

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the detailed review @Shamrock_742.

It is a shame given your tight punting budget you didn't check UKP before taking this punt and dispensing your hard earned.

She has a number of reviews on here including 2 from myself which may have made you choose another SP. That is to say you would have been alerted to her age, the pics and the pedicure routine. Ethnic origin she is Japanese Mother and Taiwanese Father.

Finally you need not have taken that funky route you described. She is literally a 5 minute walk from the Blackwall DLR station.
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Offline Fully Sated


...this is my review, so I will say what I like :hi: .



Shamrock 742, Thank you for posting this review, although I am not interested in seeing this service provider, I very much enjoyed your reading your detailed contribution. Please keep them coming!

Offline winkywanky

Nice review Shamrock. Seems to me that overall you had a pretty good time, came twice, CIM etc.

She shouldn't be working with a bad chest cold/infection though. A bit off-putting, and liable to pass it on to the punter.

As for your Negatives, all of them were covered in previous reviews, her no fingering policy, her age, description, the pedicure. A little surprising you didn't do your homework after being here for 5 yrs?

Onwards and upwards!

Offline Shamrock_742

Thanks for the detailed review @Shamrock_742.

It is a shame given your tight punting budget you didn't check UKP before taking this punt and dispensing your hard earned.

She has a number of reviews on here including 2 from myself which may have made you choose another SP. That is to say you would have been alerted to her age, the pics and the pedicure routine. Ethnic origin she is Japanese Mother and Taiwanese Father.

Finally you need not have taken that funky route you described. She is literally a 5 minute walk from the Blackwall DLR station.

I must confess, I saw her when there was only 1 or 2 reviews of her. It was more than a month ago. And when I saw an Asian girl that looks genuine and has a decent figure, I found myself at the nearest ATM punching in my pin number, essentially with my dick. If you get what I mean...

Having said that, it was your review that inspired me to write my own, to provide the punters with an alternative opinion. I hope you don't mind me doing that. Plus I only just made some time today (and I was being lazy). Hence the late review. Once again, I hope everyone understands.

I didn't really know about the DLR, cos Google maps.......

Offline Shamrock_742

Shamrock 742, Thank you for posting this review, although I am not interested in seeing this service provider, I very much enjoyed your reading your detailed contribution. Please keep them coming!

I'm glad to be of service, sir  :hi:

And Mr Winkywanky, please refer to my last reply. The biggest fault of mine is not reviewing earlier :(. I'm gonna try and be more diligent in this sort of thing.

Offline johnplatano

When I went to the toilet, I saw the yellow phlegm she had previously spit out...

 :vomit:

This was a really good review thanks for the detail :thumbsup:

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

I am however a tad confused.  Every review mentions the pedicure so why if you read 1 or 2 and you're not interested in having your feet interfered with did you not tell her up front to forgo the pedi?  Furthermore, why if she was taking too long with it didn't you ask her to stop?

BTW infected phlegm is not just from colds,  consider yourself lucky if your johnson has been symptom free since, although you would be best advised to get a check-up in case you're an asymptomatic carrier.  Please advise which other SPs you've seen since for OWO (or unprotected sex).

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Glad I've swerved the phlegm but I thought she was decamping from these shores by now? I did fancy a play around last week but went elsewhere.

Offline JackJones

Detailed and (in my view) witty review. Loved it. But sorry you lost your hard-earned for an experience you did not particularly enjoy...