Fancied a TOFT punt today so texted Joy (
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External Link/Members Only) for a final attempt after getting blanked the other day.
No response again so consider this review a partial negative for her as well.
Plan B was Catherine -
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External Link/Members Only. It was rubbish so I'll keep it brief.
The shitty bits- Terrible comms, took average of 15 mins++ to reply to each text which caused me to push the meet forward twice. And it was apparently handled by a "secretary" as well.
- Negotiated for 45 mins, thought it was accepted ... only to be told the message wasn't passed on & there was only 1/2 or 1 hour. Seeing as she'd amassed AW FB, I foolishly chose the latter.
- No fingering, insists on OW, mechanical service with fake moans aplenty, and seems to be addicted to lube.
- Subtly rushes you out after the first pop which came after a whooping ... *drumroll* ... 20 mins of action.
I almost loathe to mention redeeming qualities but just for the sake of being fair ...
1) The verification pics on
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=14073.0 is indeed unflattering. She looks closer to her profile pics (not gallery) and I'd hazard a guess that she's late thirties.
2) Ironically, the OW was alright.
3) She actually shaves.
4) I only had to waste 30 mins of my life with her. Thank fuck for that!
Edit: Extra info.
