Author Topic: SWALLOW+ANAL ELINA - Earls Court - awful  (Read 3906 times)


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Offline Iz88

Watching the footy game on Sunday in a local pub located near Baker St and after a few JDs and coke (drink), felt abit of a tingle and went on the phone to see whos available today.

Had Anal Thai Elina on my hotlist for a while, but will remove her shortly!

Meet

Messaged her for a 6:45pm meet and was sorted out quickly. Went to her apartment just near Earls Court Stn and was about 5 mins late, but she was fine with it through text.

Walked down to the basement and she opened the door completely naked..! From the first impression she looked thick. For an asian she has curves in the right places, barring a little bit of a bloated belly. And decent tits. Fake though

Walked to her room where i stripped off and was dying for a piss, tried to hint at WS but she didnt seem interested so went and unloaded in the shower and cleaned up before i proceeded to go back to the room.

Then the wierdest shit happened.. she came up to me and said " Oh have you taken something?".. Confused AF i said what you talking about and she started making the smoking gesture, not cigarettes but asking me if i had smoked weed. I said no i havent.

Then she went and put on a surgical mask and started acting wierd saying " oh im allergic to smoke and i cant do anything etc my heart will palpitate and ive had to go to the hospital several times".. my first thought was right.. GTFO of here as soon as possible because this bitch is crazy. But i only opted for a 30 min session and she said for me to go on the bed.

I laid down albeit being turned off by this womans craziness thinking i was smoking when i wasnt, she went for OWO. It..Was..Awful.. Toothy, no passion, all this talk of her deepthroating?? NONE. i got bored of it and told her to go down to the ballsack which she did and pushed down her head further. She took some baby wipes and gave it a clean and started rimming. Again.. nothing special. abit of kissing on the asscheeks and a few swipes of the tongue on the arsehole.

Somehow managed to get hard again and went and rammed her from behind, with her having the surgical mask on. I was wierded out by this shit but just pounded her vag and her ass. Went to town with her pussy and she has a nice arse in the doggy position, handful and all. Nothing special with her anal skills, wouldn't call it a skill as it was just a tight little hole she let me put it in.

Wanted to come in her arse but she said come in my mouth instead and as soon as i took my dick out she was too slow and i had jizzed everywhere on her body and floor. She was shocked as she saw the condom on the floor and said DID YOU FUCK ME WITHOUT CONDOM?? I was thinking this woman aint serious and just went to shower and fucked off.

Ive been punting for close to 15 years and have been with about 60-70 thai woman and while most of them are very good, I had a few crazy 'anal thai elinas' in my lifetime and those are the sort of punts which makes you just want to quit and save money. Thank the heavens above i opted for a 30 min session rather than a full hour cause god knows what she wouldve done in that full hour.


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Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the review @Iz88

As a 15 year veteran I don't get why you stayed after she challenged you re drug use and worse still put a bloody mask on! Can't get my head around why you continued with the punt. With your experience a shit put was certainly going to follow to coin the footy phrase "was a stonewall pen"

Trust your next punt is a tad better.
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Offline Iz88

i guess i wanted to sample her deepthroat and anal "skills" - plus ive already had parted ways with £100 so i wanted to get pounding! to say the least

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i guess i wanted to sample her deepthroat and anal "skills" - plus ive already had parted ways with £100 so i wanted to get pounding! to say the least

I hear ya...

You think there would have been any chance of a refund or even partial refund rather than blowing 100 queens heads on a shit punt. Clearly her performance and attitude is commensurate with her thinking this punter has been smoking some shit!
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Offline matt411

Thanks for the review had my eye on her profile but will give it a miss

Offline Wozel

She sounds like one crazy ass bitch

Offline SomTumFucker

She sounds like one crazy ass bitch
Despite all their positives - no one does crazy like the Thais.

Offline sexy pete

For those of you who enjoyed the pleasure of the much-missed Zizzi, she was 'slightly crazy', but what an experience she provided!

Offline magnetico

The surgical mask... totally ridiculous  :dash:

Offline TTGR

LOL, I also didn’t like her and remember the pain of her teeth on my todger all too well  :scare:
None of the surgical mask shit though, maybe that’s a new DFK avoidance technique.