Dana - Me And You Spa - Woodford

[kuck]

A few hours ago, I found myself near the recently renovated River Kwai massage place, and didn't want to do a second day of them. Google maps suggested External Link/Members Only. I called and booked a slot.

I parked nearby and knocked on their glass door. I was made to fill up a form complete with allergies, address and postal code. Luckily my post code is easy to remember - SW1A 2AA.

I smelled a lot of slightly stale aromatic oil as I was led upstairs to a plush room with a very good massage table. Heated and electrically adjustable. The table had a fresh cloth sheet. They do not cover the table with oversized toilet paper.

Dana speaks only a little English. She announced that it is £60 for Option A and £80 for Option B. Both options had posh names like lomi lomi. I said I'll take the £60. She said in that one you'll be covered by a towel. I quickly said I'll pay £80 

Showered, and returned to Dana's lair. She started slowly. She went sensual as fuck within 5 minutes. 100s of CC swipes and teases all around. Long teases. Woot. Woot. This was good. The £80 included HR. Didn't ask for anything more. Upon asking, I was allowed to grab on to her magnificent ass as I came.

I'll be back as soon as I can.


Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only
Picture me naked on this table 

[kuck]

07923180647
+447923180647

[Fuzzyduck]

... Luckily my post code is easy to remember - SW1A 2AA.

[LLPunting]

Perhaps you could describe Dana? 

80 in Woodford?  You really should be getting the girl at least topless and groping allowed for that price. 

[pepsicolaboy]

Usual price is £50 for massage HR.. £90 B2B both for 30 mins

I do hope their prices have not gone up...that will be another red mark against this place 

Maybe they squeeze extra £ from naive new punters who not aware of their prices 

Edit: just re read...p_ss take...£50 is usually naked massage with HR...place is definately losing the plot.

[wolfy]

It has been £50 since they moved to this new place a few years ago. I hope that they haven't increased the price. I do think that £50 is VFM though despite the fact that the masseurs remain fully clothed given the quality of the massages here and the friendliness of the girls - very slow and extremely sensual. £80 or £90 for B2B does seem steep though and have never paid it.

[kuck]

Perhaps you could describe Dana? 

80 in Woodford?  You really should be getting the girl at least topless and groping allowed for that price.

Dana is a petite pretty Romanian girl with an ass that’s perfect to grab. 😍😘🥰

I could probably have asked for more but was already content with her massage technique. Will report on the possibilities after further investigation.

[LLPunting]

Dana is a petite pretty Romanian girl with an ass that’s perfect to grab. 😍😘🥰

I could probably have asked for more but was already content with her massage technique. Will report on the possibilities after further investigation.

Good luck!  Tally Ho!   

Don't pay anymore for the extra services though.

No whiff of Options A or B on their website   

[kuck]

***Update***
I saw Dana again, this time for a B2B. An hour for £120. She's got a 100 different moves. Full body slides, boob slides, butt slides, knee slides. All delivered very sensually.

Her tits are a saggier version of the ones in the picture-
Hidden Image/Members Only

Great tight butt.

Cons:

• No fingering
• No RO
• Could feel the shaved hair around butt and thighs when she slid around. She should wax.