Well here goes. Long time lurker but seasoned campaigner on the front line so to speak. I must need new glasses as the shots of the fragrant Simone must have been of her daughter. Was willing to please and very friendly but I did feel like I had got to the chip shop a bit late. Not certain about the protocol, but if the sole purpose of my visit was to foster a bodily function within a specified amount of time then I suppose it did what it said on the packet. In which case I will continue to evaluate the fare in the rest of the south-eastern market.
If taking OFTT is an initiation process then I consider I have duly completed my 'fagship'. I hope not to have to repeat the same.
Also as a newbie, please bear this in mind when the PC police and general critics start sharpening their pencils (Keyboards)
PP