^ Samantha ^ - Cheltenham

[millbush]

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First review and its not a good one,I've not had many bookings but this was not good so posting a warning.All my others have been good,reviews to follow. not sure the hyperlink will work perhaps somebody can rectify it if not.

Location Cheltenham stock hotel by GCHQ

Duration 1hr £130

Comms AW email pretty good unknown # call when at hotel

Woman Certainly the one in the photos but with many tattoos completely airbrushed out as was a fair bit of flab.Way too dolled up for me may be a 6/10.Age seemed right but I'm not great at that,size got to be 14/16.

Meeting Magic door and I'm underwhelmed but had come for something specific so I thought I'd stick with it.
Things soon don't look good,lights all on as is the TV with Friends on a show no straight man has ever liked.Greeted by Samantha in bra and knickers not even a peck on the cheek.
Onto bed and I go for a shower,come back onto bed some nice Fk to be fair but there is zero action from here so I dive in after a few minutes.
Meanwhile Friends seems to be of more interest to her and is a major distraction to me,tell her to turn it off.this seems to be a major problem(perhaps she was catching up on a box set) as it takes some time to find a radio station.
Ro then 69,she is nice and fresh and clean to be fair ,no ball sucking or rimming which is what I went for.Cowgirl and doggy protected but with the fake moaning and lack of any effort I'm losing wood so ask for CIM which is fine apparently.
BJ technique is rubbish basically sucking the head whilst lightly wanking,thought I might be there all day so thought of someone else and eventually managed to cum.
Swallow is of no concern to me but that was never happening,Usain Bolt couldn't have run to the toilet any faster.

Conclusion Well i'm a relative novice to punting but all the others have had good points some very good,this was crap,girl is very average looking,doesn't communicate at all and doesn't appear to do a lot of what she advertises.
The TV thing I find really odd but this must be standard for her as it completely threw her when I asked for it to stop,might as well had a wank and burnt £130 on the fire.

[MrMatrix]

Sorry the punt was so disappointing OP. I've met her and had a good time with her. Guess we will all have dfferent experiences- at least its the escort we expect to now meet.
Better luck next time and thanks for the review

[millbush]

Sorry the punt was so disappointing OP. I've met her and had a good time with her. Guess we will all have dfferent experiences- at least its the escort we expect to now meet.
Better luck next time and thanks for the review

Won't be a next time,how bad can it be that when you are getting a "BJ" you seriously consider getting dressed and going home.

[MrMatrix]

Won't be a next time,how bad can it be that when you are getting a "BJ" you seriously consider getting dressed and going home.

I meant better luck next punt. On what you've said I wouldnt see this escort again if I was in your shoes either. 

[millbush]

Thanks already done much better.

[MrMatrix]

Thanks already done much better.

If its sweet Sarah , she looks great.  O and welcome to the forum 

[LondonPete]

Having the TV on during a punt is very bad.  Unless it is showing porn, of course.  Review sounds more like a negative to me, but each to their own.  Thank for the review, nice pictures don't mean anything without good performance.

[millbush]

Having the TV on during a punt is very bad.  Unless it is showing porn, of course.  Review sounds more like a negative to me, but each to their own.  Thank for the review, nice pictures don't mean anything without good performance.

It is a negative.

[TheGreatCornholio]

Wow, I tried to book her but she was full up when she was touring this week so glad I missed out on the "opportunity". Sorry you had a bad time, but thanks for the review.

[willabe]

I was lining something up with her, mainly off of the back of a couple of great pics but glad I missed out now.

[datyman]

I had a similar experience, met her at the beginning of October. 

I wouldn't repeat the experience either. For the price quite a lacklustre meet and what is with the TV on? Makes more sense to have a radio on if you're trying to drown out noise and maintain some degree of ambience. 

[theejaculator]

I think I met this girl last year, profile was quite new at that time. I'm wondering if this is another girl now, at the time she was definitely size 10, big tits, like the photos, no tattoos I can recall. Quite attractive sort of girl youd see behind the perfume counter in debenhams. She was brunette...the profile mentions change of hair colour.