Contact details for the parlour:
External Link/Members OnlySERVICE: Full body Massge, OW, Sex
PRICE: £60
VENUE: 3/10: Place is a quite frankly, a bit of a shithole. And it basically isnt even trying to pretend to be a legitimate massage parlour. Its so obvious that its nothing more than basically a walk in hand job place. Which is fine as im not from the area. Its at the end of a high street just on a corner, so quite easy to wait near by and walk in when its quite / not many people milling about.
COMMS: 9/10: Rang up, Lady spoke good english, said i wanted to come in for a massage, she asked when? I said how about now, She said okay. Rest was history.
LOOKS: 6/10: Im going to preface this with that im currently going through an "Older Asian Lady" phase, so my rating might be skewed. Dont know whats going on with me at the moment, never usually had a thing for em! The Lady, i presume to be Nawong, the owner, Is late 40's, tiny, amazing tits for her age and race. Tidy little body, id say size 10, not ultra slim, but i wouldnt say she was fat either. Cant really remember what her face looked like lol.
Service: 5/10: There are SO many things, that stopped this being a higher rating, some due to just bad timing, but i know some of these things would put some of you off, so its only fair to talk about everything. Firstly, i want one of 2 things when im going to a place like this. I either want a really good massage, followed by an actual massage of the old chap. Or, i want a quick rub down followed by a suck and fuck. And this place is deffo that.
Where to begin honestly, I rang up whilst parked nearby and was told i could come in 10 minutes. I grabbed a drink, had a look around the neighbouring places and headed on in. The waiting area inside has about the same space as a double bed, its tiny and a bit grotty. A head pokes around the corner and she says she wont be a minute, i notice she is almost, shaking or rocking as she says this. No more than 60 seconds later, a red faced gent walks past me, fully clothed looking very sheepish. I pinged him a massive grin, i knew what was going on. She said she wouldnt be a minute and i could hear her washing her hands. 100% i walked in on a walk in hand job.
She asked me how long i wanted and i said 30 mins, she ushered me into the room. The room had a small massage bed in it, and about a foot gap to the side of it, a small chair and was almost pitch black. Fine by me, i already knew what this place was all about. She left the room and closed the door, i stripped off and got on the bed. I was very swiflty joined by a cat, who appeared from no where and immediatly sat next to my head. This, was a first. She came back apologised and quite harshly chucked the cat out.
She started massaging my feet and calves, and if im honest i was actually surprised to find it wasnt that bad, a bit hard and pointy in places for my liking, but not enough for me to actually say anything. Working her way up my legs to my thighs and a few swipes on the bum. Now instead of walking to the side of the the bed to get to my back and arms, she climbed onto the bed, put her legs either side of one mine and sat and basically straddled it. It was at this point i realised that she had no pants on, had a little bit of hair down there, and was still wet from, what i hope, was her washing herself
The back massage was okay, but she spent ages on my spine and the small of back and it began to hurt, i was just about to say something when the front door to the shop opened (which is about 2 meters away from where you are being massaged). A woman started talking and asked if she knew where "Lucy" was and she got off and went to the door to talk to this woman. Stood half way in the door they had a chat for about 2 pissing minutes about this woman and where she was blah blah. I coughed quite loudly and this seemed to usher the other woman away. Hurrah.
Now quite peeved at this point, this is where the massage started getting good. She went back to my legs and i got the old classic swipe, i slowly started opening my legs a bit more, slightly arching, let her know i approve, and the swipes stopped and it just basically turned into an arse, ball, gooch massage and was most enjoyable. She ask's me to turn over and starts massaging my legs again. slowly works har hands up grabs the old johnson and asks if i would like her to continue. Now, obviously. I ask how much, she says £20 for handjob, £60 for sex. This is ontop of the £30 for the half hour massage. Now i usually just go for the Handjob in these places but i tried my luck and said, "I only have £60 on me". She thinks for a while and says, "Okay, but no time for massage".
Out of nowhere she produces a condom, slides it on and starts giving me, i would say, above average OW. Mostly mouth, no hands, was pretty good. After a few minutes of this, she gets completely starkers, climbs onto the bed, and squats down onto me. Now, i am by no means a massive guy, i was cursed to medicority, as average down there as they come, but i make do. But fucking hell was she tight. She got him in and it was like a fucking Jockey's grip. She quite happily bounced around ontop of me, her great tits in my face for a few minutes. Came pretty quickly. She cleaned me up, i got up and started getting dressed. Now i presume i came quicker than she expcted, oops
, cos she told me to sit down and started massaging my shoulders and back. I was sat on the end of the bed with a mirror right in front of me, perfeclty positioned for me to soak in all my shame and post ejaculate depression of wanting to leave as quickly as possible
. Mid shoulder massage her phone rang, could hear the bloke say "can i come now". She said yes and stopped massaging me lol.
I got dressed, paid her the £60, she bowed and kissed my tummy (very strange) and i got the fuck out of dodge.
Probably would be a positive, but i know the meeting another punter, the bloody woman interupting, and the phonecall combined was enough to drop it. Price was fairly good tho, so keep in mind she is open to haggling, and maybe i caught her during a rush?
Would i go back again? Probably, but only because i feel you might get more out of her as a repeat customer, and now i know what to expect, i can better prepare and not pop inside of 5 minutes
First review in a few months, been quite busy, sorry for the waffle, got a bit carried away!
