Mother and Daughter Massage Farnborough

[contentguy]

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I TOFTT and was disappointed.

I saw them today for 4 hands massage.
£160 for an hour.
Massage was pretty good, hot stones and firm, really relaxing.
Annabelle has some stunning tattoos if that’s your thing.  I do like nice tattoos.
Massage was topless with (ample curvy) bottoms covered in lycra shorts.

And they’re not bad looking, I think they could be genuinely mother and daughter.
I found Jessica very sexy, shame she doesn’t escort.
It was a very pleasant and relaxed atmosphere.

I was asked to turn over after about 15 minutes.  I thought that was quick, but it’s their routine and I find it better to go with the flow rather than create tension by questioning.

So why the neg?
Whilst very enjoyable, my £160 hour was less than 30 minutes. 
I asked if we were done as they were dressing after I’d popped.  Yes we were.

That’s over £5 a minute and whilst the service was quite good, it wasn’t that good.
I was tempted to rate as neutral as the service provided was good.  But significantly short time, particularly on a massage session, is TTP.

Actually, it’s a shame, I’d return if I had the full hour.

Guy

[houseboot]

Which is mother and which is daughter?

Agreed, 30 minutes is TTP

A deserved Negative.

[contentguy]

Which is mother and which is daughter?

Agreed, 30 minutes is TTP

A deserved Negative.

Annabelle is daughter, Jessica is mother.
Hope your experience beats mine!

Guy

[derwentroad]

I also got over excited by this and was done in 30 mins 160 lighter but probably no wiser.

[contentguy]

I also got over excited by this and was done in 30 mins 160 lighter but probably no wiser.

If you'd have shared that detail before I TOFTT then we'd all have been wiser.

Just sayin.

Guy

[RAJEC]

If you'd have shared that detail before I TOFTT then we'd all have been wiser.

Just sayin.

Guy

Some people 

[Yellowman1]

Is there a 30 min option? Or are they the type that know they will get you out in 30 mins anyway so 60 mins is minimum

[contentguy]

Is there a 30 min option? Or are they the type that know they will get you out in 30 mins anyway so 60 mins is minimum

I didn't ask, they only gave me option of £90 for 2 hands, £160 4 hands, both for the hour.

The ad says price starts at £50.

Guy

[Danj89]

How did they make you pop?

Was it just HR?
Or was owo or ow offered?

[contentguy]

How did they make you pop?

Was it just HR?
Or was owo or ow offered?

I can’t help wondering why you ask?

[RAJEC]

Is there a 30 min option? Or are they the type that know they will get you out in 30 mins anyway so 60 mins is minimum

There is!

Not appealing though: £130

[houseboot]

There is!

Not appealing though: £130

Not appealing?  How so?

That's £30 cheaper than an "hour" which only lasts 30 minutes anyway.

[RAJEC]

Not appealing?  How so?

That's £30 cheaper than an "hour" which only lasts 30 minutes anyway.

That is also a lot of money 

It is tempting as a one off I must admit

[CheeseBoard]

There is!

Not appealing though: £130

If they are only giving you 30 mins in an hour booking then how much time in a 30 min booking? 15 mins? Expensive whichever way you look at it

[contentguy]

That is also a lot of money 

It is tempting as a one off I must admit

Go for it!

But please come back and tell others that it’s an experience not to be recommended.
From my perspective,  “experience” is not good enough to burn that kinda dosh.

I’m sure there are better 4 hands experiences without the mother daughter thang.

Guy

[Danj89]

I can’t help wondering why you ask?

Just curious really. if it's owo with cim ending, then as pricey as it is always been a bit of a fantasy.
It's like 2 different brazzers pornos mixed into one.

[contentguy]

Just curious really. if it's owo with cim ending, then as pricey as it is always been a bit of a fantasy.
It's like 2 different brazzers pornos mixed into one.

I’d look elsewhere If I were you, there’s better ways to fulfil your fantasy.  You’re asking for details to tick boxes that these just don’t fulfil.  It’s a short change experience.

I don’t often post negative reviews and am really surprised how many clarification requests I’ve received on this shit, dire, punt.

I’m recommending you don’t bother, the ‘tool’ above says he experienced the same, then asks for info on another thread I started.  I’m recommending you don’t bother, if You want to know more, the number is in the ad.

Just sayin’

Guy 

[RAJEC]

It’s tempting as the mother describes herself as having a pair of gg’s 

[NotATrumpFan]

"Expensive" in the eye of the beholder really.  If you enjoy the service and you have the money spare then theres no reason not go, especially if they are offering something specific you are after.  As long as the service quality is good.

Not getting what you paid for (i.e. agree an hour, but only get 30 minutes) is another thing though.  If i were to visit them I would double check when I get there exactly what I was getting and how long it will be, so they know you will be aware of the time as much as they are.  Might make them think twice about short changing you. Maybe.

[sparkus]

It’s tempting as the mother describes herself as having a pair of gg’s 

Where?

I do recall there was a so-called (Polish) mother and daughter duo offering topless wanks in Croydon last year.

[RAJEC]

Where?

I do recall there was a so-called (Polish) mother and daughter duo offering topless wanks in Croydon last year.

Over the phone

[RAJEC]

Not getting what you paid for (i.e. agree an hour, but only get 30 minutes) is another thing though.  If i were to visit them I would double check when I get there exactly what I was getting and how long it will be, so they know you will be aware of the time as much as they are.  Might make them think twice about short changing you. Maybe.

That’s a very good strategy. One could even negotiate a second he if the full hour is agreed on (given they’re getting punters out in 30 minutes) 

[two20]

"That’s over £5 a minute and whilst the service was quite good, it wasn’t that good" I think you should have Dad as well for that money

[RAJEC]

"That’s over £5 a minute and whilst the service was quite good, it wasn’t that good" I think you should have Dad as well for that

You mean grandma? She’d likely only be late 40’s! 

[contentguy]

"That’s over £5 a minute and whilst the service was quite good, it wasn’t that good" I think you should have Dad as well for that money

That's how you quote someone, there's a button.  Also, whilst you're at it, "dad" in that context doesn't need to be capitalised as it's not a proper noun. Perhaps your shift key get sticky (more on that later).

Why don't you go see all three?  You could post a review, break your 5 year duck and actually provide some value here.  I TOFTT and posted a review, your sarcastic post and posts like it deter me and others from adding reviews.

I just looked at last 50 posts, in those you've contributed nothing.  Absolutely F*ck all intel. 
I suspect you're sitting in your bedroom, waiting for your mom to call you when your tea's ready.
There you are, a legend at tea time, typing on a sticky keyboard wondering what it's like to actually do what you're reading about.

So I suggest you stop being a technically incompetent twat with your sarcastic comments and either contribute something or just F*ck Off.

Just a friendly suggestion!

Guy  

[RAJEC]

That's how you quote someone, there's a button.  Also, whilst you're at it, "dad" in that context doesn't need to be capitalised as it's not a proper noun. Perhaps your shift key get sticky (more on that later).

Why don't you go see all three?  You could post a review, break your 5 year duck and actually provide some value here.  I TOFTT and posted a review, your sarcastic post and posts like it deter me and others from adding reviews.

I just looked at last 50 posts, in those you've contributed nothing.  Absolutely F*ck all intel. 
I suspect you're sitting in your bedroom, waiting for your mom to call you when your tea's ready.
There you are, a legend at tea time, typing on a sticky keyboard wondering what it's like to actually do what you're reading about.

So I suggest you stop being a technically incompetent twat with your sarcastic comments and either contribute something or just F*ck Off.

Just a friendly suggestion!

Guy  

Agree, this pointless wanker just posts the most useless drivel and has been doing so for a while. I just read his “contributions” - lo and behold, he has some invaluable words (that literally have no value) on one my own reviews. When questioned if he’d punted the wg in question, he’s simply just fucked off.

Do everyone a favour two2 or whatever your name is: do a one80 and fuck off unless you got something to share.

[sparkus]

Over the phone

Ah.  It sounds great but not sure it's enough to get me on a train at Waterloo!

[RAJEC]

Ah.  It sounds great but not sure it's enough to get me on a train at Waterloo!

You may as well... hate for you to be on your deathbed (hopefully a long way off) wishing you’d oiled up those gg’s and had your wicked way 

[contentguy]

You may as well... hate for you to be on your deathbed (hopefully a long way off) wishing you’d oiled up those gg’s and had your wicked way 

Guys, forget the fantasy, it’s definitely an avoid!

And as nice as the tits are, they’re fake.

Guy

[RAJEC]

Guys, forget the fantasy, it’s definitely an avoid!

And as nice as the tits are, they’re fake.

Guy

And you’ll be turning in your grave cursing us for still going 

[contentguy]

And you’ll be turning in your grave cursing us for still going 

On the contrary, I’m looking forward to your reviews!

Guy

[sparkus]

And you’ll be turning in your grave cursing us for still going 

I have visions of us all stood at different parts of Waterloo station as we hear the announcer say our train is soon departing and we neck our coffees 

[contentguy]

I have visions of us all stood at different parts of Waterloo station as we hear the announcer say our train is soon departing and we neck our coffees 

I like the idea.

I have visions of you wishing you’d listened to me. 
And sorry to shatter your vision, it’s miles from the station.

“The train about to depart from platform 17 is the shit punt express to Farnborough.
Calling at.....”.

Now, where could that train call on the way?

Guy

[RAJEC]

I have visions of us all stood at different parts of Waterloo station as we hear the announcer say our train is soon departing and we neck our coffees 

It would make an excellent entry for the “you know you’re a punter when” thread!

You know you’re a punter when you’re sat opposite sparkus on the way to a guaranteed negative miles from fucking anywhere when contentguy warned you not to go! 

[sparkus]

It would make an excellent entry for the “you know you’re a punter when” thread!

You know you’re a punter when you’re sat opposite sparkus on the way to a guaranteed negative miles from fucking anywhere when contentguy warned you not to go! 

Dictionary definition punter alienation 

[contentguy]

Well, I went to see Sofia in Farnham and was confirmed with ‘Jess’ who was actually Annabelle from Mother and Daughter.  Being an old duffer, and looking forward to seeing Jess with big tits and similar figure to Sofia as I’d been told previously, I was surprised but it was a long drive to get there.

I didn’t recognise Annabelle until after I’d paid.
Saw the tats and recognised her, I love them tats. Then got that annoying snowflake ‘are you having a good day’ bollocks, she’s too young for me.

I asked if we were going to have a full hour together.  We were, and actually we pretty much did.
She was actually pretty good, though, I paid £120 for B2B but she doesn’t actually do B2B ‘we just flop our tits on your back and pretend were doing b2b.’  If you want B2B you need to go to our place in Alton.

Annabelle offers extras, so having paid an extra (I think) £40 for B2B which I didn't get, if I wanted oral it was a available for an extra £50.  So a rub and tug / suck is £170.

AVOID

I enjoyed what I had, but was massively under delivered.

Guy