I rang a massage shop in Birmingham:
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External Link/Members Only. (Identical adverts) Made an appointment for Leamington whilst on the phone.
Visited the shop as arranged and met, IMO, an attractive Chinese lady called Lisa. Her English was very poor and the initial conversation was done visa Google translate. Very difficult to age, I'd guess in her 30s and carried a few extra pounds round her middle. She suggested a 4 hander which I didn't take her up on.
The massage started innocently enough and my hand "accidently" caught her inner thigh and she moved closer so I could get a good feel outside her knickers. She then backed away and her technique got more interesting with many touches of the old man and she suddenly stood back and revealed her ample (not your typical Chinese) tits. Strange, but I wasn't complaining. She offered body to body for £40 and stripped off completely. She then gave me full access to her body and invited RO and obviously came. Very hairy pussy which made things difficult. Tasty good nevertheless.
Tried to get her to return the favour but the nearest I got was a half hearted bj using a plastic bag! Her wanking technique was OK, not in Li's league though.
Finished off the hour with a head massage. She seemed to know what she was doing.
No chance of a shower. She helped me get dressed which was a nice touch.
On my way out I met an older Chinese lady (possibly Anna) who spoke good English. She seemed interested in how I had found my visit. Said it was good.
Total cost £45 massage (1 hour) plus £40 for the extras.
Enjoyed my time and it was much more convenient than driving into Birmingham. I suspect there was someone else in when I arrived (hence the offer of a 4 hander) (I doubt Anna) but did not see her Would be happy to go back.