Barbara's advert on Gumtree -
External Link/Members OnlyFancied a massage during lunch, came across Barbara's advert and did a search on here for Barbara and nothing came up.
Comms were really good, quick responses and even sent a pic when I asked her to describe herself. I would say the pic was accurate as in it's the same woman but probably taken 5/10 years ago, still not too bad looking and she has a cracking pair on her.
Bungalow style house on a residential street pretty close to an Aldi near the hospital but plenty of parking near by.
Taken into a small room, curtains drawn but well lit from the undrawn living room window, door into room left open. She has a proper massage bed but it's only supported in the middle so it rocks when she's working on you, reminded me of lying on a bed on a ship, may not be good for some - I was worried I was gonna topple forwards but it is strong.
Massage itself was poor, asked for medium/firm, got 2 second t bag dip weak. Towel put over legs while she did the upper side then towel over the top while she did legs, this was done front and back. No teasing during the massage whatsoever.
She made a comment when she asked me to turn over a out liking food too much, ok I'm on the cuddly side of sizes but I don't expect it to be commented on so I just ignored it. She doesn't use oil for the massage, she has some sort of foreign moisturiser which is greasy as fuck, its scented and while not bad smelling, I wouldn't say it was pleasant either.
With the lack of teasing throughout I was concerned that the HE side of things would be a disaster but her technique is very good, I've been to some places where I've had to finish myself off while they play with the starfish but with this lady I was really surprised. Had my hand on her arse but that's it.
Cleaned up with wet wipes and paper towels, no shower offered and wish there had been given the greasy cream she uses. Left to get dressed and could here her booking next clients when I clocked the time. I paid for an hour but had only had 40 minutes. Out the door and away.
£60 for supposedly an hour.
Pro's:
Good HE technique
Con's:
Basically calling me a fat cunt
Greasy weird smelling moisturiser
Wobbly massage bed
Full paid for time not given
No shower
Massage itself not very good
Wouldn't go back and would probably advise you all avoid to be fair.
Think that justifies the negative.
