Author Topic: Laura / Hod Victoria  (Read 2801 times)


26 review(s) for English-Laura_Leon (20 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

Offline bedhedred

The girl: she was friendly enough, but I didn't really fancy her. The photos on the site were from September 2018. I checked recently and they've been updated. They're flattering and don't convey what I saw.

She was hiding a belly with a garment which was later removed and there's plenty of heft in her thighs and butt which more or less turned me off. If she'd been an independent, I might have walked, but it would have been very awkward to just ask to leave. There are other girls at HOD whom I'd return for and a walk out might make that more difficult. It didn't occur to me at the time to reduce to £70/30 minute and protect some of my punting budget.

We started of snogging on the bed. She kept her eyes closed, and I got the sense that she was tired and going through the motions. (Probably she'd been humped on the conveyor belt all day). It was enough to get me hard, but not in a totally convinced way, and that lack of conviction dogged the rest of the punt. She began a fake moaning routine which continued through the punt. I considered asking her to stop but chose instead to try and ignore it.

She moved on to the bj. I think she'd rather have done owo, but i got her to rubber up. To give her some credit, she tried to get it deep and gagged on it once (but it was never going to rival unique monica for example).

I got her to kneel in front of the mirror, for a bit more visual experience and during this she remembered to give me a bit of eye contact. Somehow the standing bj was not stimulating me. My wood was waning so I suggested a switch to 69.

That didn't go too well either. Her pussy was too high up relative to my head and I couldn't really get enough of what i wanted. She has a full bush for those who like hair down there. Bit of a rarity these days.

She broke off saying the position was uncomfortable. So, next we were sitting there and she changed the mac for sex. I had just enough wood to enter her in mish. As I pumped she decided to do more moaning. It sounded fake and maybe if you can't make it sound convincing it's better not to try. I couldn't ignore the fact that she kept reaching down to touch the condom even though it was never in danger of coming off. She did this maybe every minute until i decided to sit up and and pump her from a kneeling position.

She then rubbed her clit and made more fake noises as I persevered. Losing interest in the charade, I pretended to cum, rid myself of the condom and headed for the shower with 10 minutes still left on the meter.

£100 for 45 minutes
Prepunt shower: 5
Waiting: 4
Action: 26
Post action: 10

What a fucking waste of money. I felt pretty shit as I headed up the road with my balls un-emptied.

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Offline HERTSBLUE

Amazing how they make the girls look  so hot then reality it's bird with a beer gut.

Offline Meursault

Thanks OP. I had been tempted.
I fancy having a go with Mikaela, so will follow your tip on her.
 :hi:

Offline bedhedred

While I was in with Laura, I was thinking of Michaela or Nicola, and how either of them would've made a far better destination for my £100. Ah well.

Offline Meursault

If you'vr seen Nicola and Mikaela's service is on a par then I have to see the latter. I really enjoyed Nicola too.
Have you seen Gabi? She's my all time favourite HOD girl (possibly favourite girl of all time).
If Mikaela is anywhere near her looks/body/service/personality then I can't wait.

Offline Fully Sated

Have you seen Gabi? She's my all time favourite HOD girl (possibly favourite girl of all time).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228479.0

High praise indeed.

Offline bedhedred

I've just checked your review for Gabi. She looks tasty. Did you get decent dfk off her, and have you returned?

I saw Nicola 3 more times after my review and got a good standard each time. She added balls-licking to the offering so I'd be up for returning.

Michaela is more petite and skinny and looks somewhat like Gabi in the photos. I'd go back and her also.

In fact they're both on the rota this coming week.

Offline bedhedred

As is Gabi! Might have to visit.

Offline Meursault

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228479.0

High praise indeed.
I've seen her a few times now and have a good click with her. Lots of DFK etc
I might be getting a bit carried away, but there you go.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2019, 10:51:22 am by Meursault »

Offline Fully Sated

I've seen her a few times now and have a good click with her. Lots of DFK etc
I might be getting a bit carried away, but there you go.

Thank you for your candour.

Offline Cantfindaname

I too visited her about a year back and found her totally boring. Sne had nothing about her at all and she kept giving weird looks with eyes looking upwards. Pleasant enough but just boring !

Offline Meursault

I too visited her about a year back and found her totally boring. Sne had nothing about her at all and she kept giving weird looks with eyes looking upwards. Pleasant enough but just boring !
Still no review?
How long have you been on the forum? 1.5 years?
« Last Edit: October 13, 2019, 12:43:00 pm by Meursault »

Offline Cantfindaname

Posting a review is off limits to me. I don’t know why. I don’t punt very often but I’m still a pervert, just not as bigger one as you !

Offline Meursault

Posting a review is off limits to me. I don’t know why. I don’t punt very often but I’m still a pervert, just not as bigger one as you !
A bizarre comment.
I'm certainly not a "pervert".
Not sure why writing a review is "off limits" when you are happy to make remarks about a girl, you claim to have seen, after someone else has left a review.

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Posting a review is off limits to me. I don’t know why. I don’t punt very often but I’m still a pervert, just not as bigger one as you !

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253324.msg2585112#msg2585112

Offline oppaiSuki

Amazing how they make the girls look  so hot then reality it's bird with a beer gut.

Tbh, the photos of Laura doesn't look fit and it does say size 12 which for Hod you could assume its a size 14  :lol:
« Last Edit: October 13, 2019, 11:02:16 pm by oppaiSuki »

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Posting a review is off limits to me. I don’t know why. I don’t punt very often but I’m still a pervert, just not as bigger one as you !

There was no technical issue with posting reviews a year ago, so please don't insult us with that disingenuous response.

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Tbh, the photos of Laura doesn't look fit and it does say size 12 which for Hod you could assume its 14  :lol:

I saw Laura very recently (review to come) and would say she's 12 (although at the higher end).

Offline Meursault

There was no technical issue with posting reviews a year ago, so please don't insult us with that disingenuous response.
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