God. This was as much fun as a wet Christmas with the in-laws. Dreadful from start to finish.
The Coms/Venue: HOD Victoria basement. All fit for purpose. Kept me waiting in the room for ages. Which was a bit odd. Should have set the alarm bells ringing.
The Girl: Latvian, bit pudgy, tiny boobs. Even her scanties were a bit…weird? My heart sank when she walked in the room. Most of this would have been forgiven if she delivered in the room. But she proceeded to reveal herself to be a monumentally awful shag.
The Punt:
Wholly unenthusiastic FK
Weird slobbery covered oral – spit literally everywhere
No fingering
Generally rubbish and uninterested sex moves
Deeply unsexy – almost mocking - giggling at various points.
And – the piece de resistance – a decidedly un-fresh minge. Yikes. I just about managed to come, then fucked off sharpish.
I’ve shagged a bucket load of sex workers over the years. This was right down there with the worst of them.
