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Author Topic: Anal like Marmite you either love it or hate it.  (Read 6661 times)

I fucking hate Marmite and am also not really a lover of anal. I have tried this with two former GFs. The first was a lovely South American who tricked me into doing it under the guise that she had never done it before and wished to try it out. I later found out that she had 1st started partaking in anal pleasure at the age of 15 to avoid getting up the duff back in Venezuela lol. My other encounter was about a year ago when I was seeing a nymphomaniac that would not take no for an answer and was bang into pain liking to be slapped around and such. Being a softy this relationship ended very soon and I probably still bear the scars lol

Anyway guy I'm wondering how many of you out there love dipping into the chocolate starfish???


Roland D Hay

Like Marmite, it makes your cock brown.

Offline jjpsweet

Love it when the female is into it


Offline KentAde

Yep, love inserting my cock up the 'Bakerloo Line' now and again....  :D

I have basically never tried it.  I've heard a lot of people say it's over-rated.  It's one thing that is on my 'to-do' list though, and there are a couple of WG's on my wishlist who offer it, so hopefully will get around to it soon.

Offline Sienna_Bronze

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I can orgasm through anal and actually prefer it, when done properly. I have yet to meet a bloke who isn't keen on it.
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Offline vorian

I can orgasm through anal and actually prefer it, when done properly. I have yet to meet a bloke who isn't keen on it.

I don't like it, not a massive issue but not something I do with a prossie.
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Roland D Hay

My cock is brown already ;)

What's your problem then?

The feeling is more often than not indistinguishable from vaginal penetration. I like it because it's dirty and I like to watch my cock slide into a nice arse. If the visual or psychological points just mentioned don't work for you or you're worried about getting shit on your cock then it's probably not for you. Don't over analyse it!

Offline smiths

I fucking hate Marmite and am also not really a lover of anal. I have tried this with two former GFs. The first was a lovely South American who tricked me into doing it under the guise that she had never done it before and wished to try it out. I later found out that she had 1st started partaking in anal pleasure at the age of 15 to avoid getting up the duff back in Venezuela lol. My other encounter was about a year ago when I was seeing a nymphomaniac that would not take no for an answer and was bang into pain liking to be slapped around and such. Being a softy this relationship ended very soon and I probably still bear the scars lol

Anyway guy I'm wondering how many of you out there love dipping into the chocolate starfish???

Of zero interest to me, although i like Anal Play on a WG and a Strap-On up my arse as long as the WG uses plenty of lube and easy does it. Different strokes for different folks as ever.

Offline _Bender_

My other encounter was about a year ago when I was seeing a nymphomaniac that would not take no for an answer and was bang into pain liking to be slapped around and such.


Do you want to PM me her details  ;)

Can't beat a bit of bum love  :P

Was introduced to it by my (then) wife before we got married, but of course it came off the menu after the wedding day.
I slid inside my current partner's are completely by mistake (really!l) shortly after we first met and she encouraged me to continue. Since then, nothing.
I wouldn't want to do it often, but occasionally it's a bit if a thrill thrusting down the other hole.

Offline ciscoxxx69

Love it when the female is into it

Yep me too.
I love it when they ask for it, and almost beg for it....and then ask for it harder.
I find THAT dirty and therefore very horny..... :drinks:

It was one of the things that got me into punting 18months ago.
My 30year relationship with my Wife (we are still married and all loved up) had become completely Vanilla and I needed to experiment and experience all things Porn Star.
A-levels, CIM, Facials, Swallow, Squirting, Gushing, Fisting....I wanted to try it all. ...I have and I love it all!  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 10:00:33 PM by ciscoxxx69 »

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

I've tried it with 3 different girls and only 1 really got me off on it. I don't know if it's just me, but I've come to the conclusion that I much prefer being in a girl's pussy. Personally, I find a good pussy much more flexible and I can find better, more varied positions and pleasure as a result.



I've come to enjoy it more as I've got older. The first time I did it, as a relatively young man, I lasted about two seconds before coming. Now that I'm not so hormonal and the nerve endings in my cock are slowly dying off (as they apparently do after you're about 30), I like the slightly "firmer grip" you get that way. And I also tend to find that women who offer anal are more sexually adventurous. Mind you, I would never even think of doing it with somebody who wasn't really up for it. And I would always use masses of lube and be respectful. If  she asked me to stop because it was hurting (it can do sometimes, even for anally-experienced women), I would stop immediately. I might suggest trying a different position. But if that was also a failure, I would not persist.

I have never tried it with a WG - but have been sorely tempted !

Did it with my current wife a couple of times when we first started going out - but then those were the days when almost anything was on the menu . Ironically did it with my first wife a few weeks after we split up and we had our last ever shag .

I've always found that it's the mind fuck that turns me on - not the actual physical sensation .

I think the other reason I haven't done it on a punt is the extra cost doesn't seem worth it and I don't think it would seem the same wearing a condom-although I would NEVER do it bareback unless it was with a regular civilian partner

Offline pokenn

Never tried it. On my to do list, but not something I'm desperate for.

For me there's nothing in this world like a really good BJ.

Offline 616

Back door is awesome. Unless it's a chargeable extra. Actually got a knock back asking for it last year from a WG who advertised it on her Likes list!

Stuck up bitch  :)

Offline Andre 3000

I love doing it occasionally with the missus we even have a nice little buttplug for her to get her warmed up.

Would be a waste of time with a WG as I obviously wouldn't be able to cum in her ass without a condom.Which imo adds to the pleasure of anal.

Offline Urban_G

I tried it once with an ex gf, got the head of my dick in before she complained it was hurting.

Never tried it since and it's not something that really interests me, although I may do it once just so I can say 'been there, done that'.

Offline DaveMugabe

Tried it a few times - hardly any different, more the mind thing.

Tried it a few times - hardly any different, more the mind thing.

One difference is you can get Marmite on your bits!

Online hendrix

I love it, but the girl has to be totally into it, and if she's prepared properly it's unlikely to be messy.

Offline herbie007

I like anal, especially when girls have a vibrator in their fannys.

Great feeling  :rolleyes:


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