BelleOfLondon- Tower Hill- Like Shagging a statue

[alex5276]

FUN FACT

i have actually shagged a statue
a white alabaster venus
came on her ass

true story

  Can't believe no one picked up on that, legend.

[iq129]

Learn to analyse from 1st moment

Cold welcome= LEAVE
Hot welcome = hand over cash and let's 👅👅👅😋😋😋😋 MANGO TIME !!!!

KT, not all of us are that clever to carry out an analysis like you.

I've had ladies who provide a hot welcome, then after the money is handed over it all goes downhill. So any analysis using your suggestions is not guaranteed, at least for me.

[iq129]

FUN FACT

i have actually shagged a statue
a white alabaster venus
came on her ass

true story

I bet shagging that statue was cheaper than £150 per hour.

[magnetico]

KT, not all of us are that clever to carry out an analysis like you.

I've had ladies who provide a hot welcome, then after the money is handed over it all goes downhill. So any analysis using your suggestions is not guaranteed, at least for me.

But a cold welcome...means a cold service.
That's the point of King Tarzan.

[bukowski]

Can't believe no one picked up on that, legend.

 

i suppose `shagged` is  a stretch

`wanked onto` would be more accurate

i was very young, and highly charged
and she was gorgeous

[Global_Punter]

 

i suppose `shagged` is  a stretch

`wanked onto` would be more accurate

i was very young, and highly charged
and she was gorgeous

Thanks to the internet and easily accessible porn you don't have to wank to statues anymore  how about a gorgeous painting next time ? thats if your a stick in the mud..