"sorry I don't offer discounts"........ Anyone whose ever placed a rev' booking will know this to be bollocks.
"I'm fully booked for the next few days"......or, I'm taking a few days off, and want to appear to be indemand.
"Hurry and book early to avoid dissapointment".....or, Someone call please ! I cant see the digits on my phone for dust.
"I only see distinguished business style gentlemen"....... or, As long as your paying I'll se anyone.
"I like to limit my appointments so I'm always fresh and invigorated for you"....... or, Say hi to my last chap as you pass in the hall...
"would you like to book your next visit now ? as I tend to get booked up" or, I'm very insecure, and need to know you'll be back.
.......Cynical, me ?