Sweetie, but a bit sour too - Outcall

[Crouching Rat]

This happened about a month or so ago. I thought I'd try an outcall massage as my body was aching and I wanted someone to make me cum too whilst I did nothing - feeling lazy. I messaged this service provider.

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She arrived promptly and is polite. But nnnnoooooo way is 25. She is east Asian but not really attractive or cute in any way. I'd say possibly up to late 40's and probably only ever had average looks. Her fee was £60 to call out for 1 hour which is expensive (I think). MOst are £40 - 45 for an hour from my limited experience and would ask £20 for extras.The massage itself didn't really do much for me - I felt no improvement in my body aches the next morning. About 35 minutes into the massage she turned me over onto my back and said do I want happy ending for £30. I thought at £60 this may have been thrown in. I was tempted for a few seconds but then thought £90 for a mediocre massage and potentially bad hand job is just throwing good money after bad. So I declined.

Overall not really worth it, either for a pure massage or extra services. It is sad that these women think they can charge a large amount of money at an hourly rate and just be average at their job. A few years ago I had a fantastic thai masseuse who would include a fantastic HJ in her two hour outcall service - sadly she has retired and I've yet to find anyone who comes close to her service. Please let me know if anyone out there has any recomendations for out call massage providers.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the warning 

Calling an unknown SP for an outcall in London is pretty much guaranteed to court disappointment.

Given parlours and spas are charging a minimum of 45ph in London, the chances of an outcall being cheaper are next to non-existent.  Travel costs in London will add at least 10 (if they take public transport) and that's just the tickets, they'll be wanting to make something for the time taken for their roundtrip, so paying 60+ for 60 mins or more is not surprising.

If you have to get someone to come to you then hire someone you already know  or is recommended by someone you trust  or has a consistent recent record of credible reviews on UKP.