Author Topic: Veronika - B2B - London Bridge  (Read 4851 times)


19 review(s) for veronicanakedyoga (9 positive, 7 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline pisceanuk

I have read some reviews on the forum and decided to pay a visit.

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I booked an appointment for an hour and turned up. The comms were okay but she was sending a few messages to me to check if I can make it earlier and was a bit pressurizing me which was annoying.

I turned up and Veronika opened the door in a long T-shirt with no pants on. We went to the room and handed over the paperwork £120 for the hour. She undid herself and I saw a nice pair of big boobs which are not perfect, as they were a bit saggy, but okay. I undid myself and lied down and she massaged a bit and I started getting a sense that this was a bad call. She is a nice pretty lady, maybe around 5 '9 tall and good figure. I would think she is in her early 30s. However, the massage lacked spirit and techniques. She just lied down on my back and I definitely enjoyed that, but someone who has good experience of B2B massages I had some higher expectations. There were no body to body slides but just rubbing her body around mine, and not much effort and so I decided to instead give her a massage to enjoy her body. I was able to touch her everywhere and finger her pussy and some light lip to lip kisses. She wanked me off almost 25 mins earlier and then she pretended that the massage is over. I tried to lie down and asked her to massage my back a bit which again was shambles. In the hallway, I bumped into a naked attractive blonde lady with a gorgeous smile as she was heading to the toilet. She had a thin body, and when I inquired about her with Veronika she said her name is Lilliana (actual name is Joy who works from the same building and I booked her on a later date and I will post another review for her shortly). 

I left within 45 mins. No part refund was offered. I regretted booking for an hour. 30 mins might have been worth it just to enjoy her body.

A nice and friendly Czech lady who lets you do everything (except fucking of course which she said she doesn't do), but a very lazy masseuse IMHO. However, given her friendliness and being nice I thought I would spare the negative. However, I do not think I may visit her again.

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Offline Jerk Chicken

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Thanks for the review.

Lazy sounds the right word. How much did you pay?
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Offline pisceanuk

I have updated the review. It was £120 per hour. 30 mins would have cost £80.

Thanks for the review.

Lazy sounds the right word. How much did you pay?

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I can relate to this experience. I had to take the initiative and lick her out and finger her when her massage was so bad. Great legs from memory but a terrible massage
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Offline pisceanuk

Agree, her tall figure and long legs were a good feature. Hope she learns some massage tricks otherwise she would soon be ignored by all.

I can relate to this experience. I had to take the initiative and lick her out and finger her when her massage was so bad. Great legs from memory but a terrible massage

Offline ShyGuyUK

How did you book this Lilliana/Joy person? does she have her own website?

I have read some reviews on the forum and decided to pay a visit.

External Link/Members Only

I booked an appointment for an hour and turned up. The comms were okay but she was sending a few messages to me to check if I can make it earlier and was a bit pressurizing me which was annoying.

I turned up and Veronika opened the door in a long T-shirt with no pants on. We went to the room and handed over the paperwork £120 for the hour. She undid herself and I saw a nice pair of big boobs which are not perfect, as they were a bit saggy, but okay. I undid myself and lied down and she massaged a bit and I started getting a sense that this was a bad call. She is a nice pretty lady, maybe around 5 '9 tall and good figure. I would think she is in her early 30s. However, the massage lacked spirit and techniques. She just lied down on my back and I definitely enjoyed that, but someone who has good experience of B2B massages I had some higher expectations. There were no body to body slides but just rubbing her body around mine, and not much effort and so I decided to instead give her a massage to enjoy her body. I was able to touch her everywhere and finger her pussy and some light lip to lip kisses. She wanked me off almost 25 mins earlier and then she pretended that the massage is over. I tried to lie down and asked her to massage my back a bit which again was shambles. In the hallway, I bumped into a naked attractive blonde lady with a gorgeous smile as she was heading to the toilet. She had a thin body, and when I inquired about her with Veronika she said her name is Lilliana (actual name is Joy who works from the same building and I booked her on a later date and I will post another review for her shortly). 

I left within 45 mins. No part refund was offered. I regretted booking for an hour. 30 mins might have been worth it just to enjoy her body.

A nice and friendly Czech lady who lets you do everything (except fucking of course which she said she doesn't do), but a very lazy masseuse IMHO. However, given her friendliness and being nice I thought I would spare the negative. However, I do not think I may visit her again.

Offline pisceanuk

check my review for her and the links..https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263283.0

How did you book this Lilliana/Joy person? does she have her own website?

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I am reminded of the following - never realised she is still going

Funnily enough the yoga is a mixture of pilates and some gymnastics along with yoga off course.

Veronika is not a qualified Yoga instructor but someone who has learnt a few manoeuvres and formed her own style but it is not yoga per se.

Although Veronika is very nice, as stated elsewhere, what you are paying for a yoga/pilates and massage is very expensive considering a Yoga class is no more than £10 (unless you are trying the more elite styles) and a massage in one of those Chinese Parlour say about £50.

Then work out the sums.

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