External Link/Members OnlyFirst of all, I'd like to start by saying thanks to everyone posting on here.
I'm sure this saved a few bad experiences to a few of us so thank you.
Now my turn to return the favour.
I've been under an enormous amount of pressure both at work and in my personal life lately so I thought I would release a bit of pressure. I'd call myself an experienced punter but I think this experience is the one that will push me to take a long break for a while... I can honestly say this was the
WORST punting experience I've had my whole life.
Profile on Adultwork looked amazing, so I thought to myself... time for a treat... not quite.
Comms:
Never picked up the phone, asked for text. Text back and forth with the usual enthusiastic 'babe' throw in the mix.
She then give me the post code and the flat name. Bad english as expected from a rom.
Location:
I don't know if it's me or whatnot, but this was insanely difficult to find. With only the postcode and the flat name (asked for more details but 'its easy to find') google map took me to Ascot.
I then managed to find the real location using Apple Maps. The block of flat was well hidden in between those annoying roundabout in Bracknell. It was pissing down and dark, it took me ages to find those bloody flats. I was very annoyed by then and thought time to call it off and have a wank instead. After parking my car in a nearby car park I had to walk for a while to finally find this block of flat well hidden away. Now thinking back about it, it is located right next to a very well known estate agent, it would have been as easy as mentioning that in the text. At that point, I was fuming but still determined as the pictures looked appetising.
Looks:
Fake lips fake tits pornstar look going on as the pictures suggest. However, waaaaaaay to thin for my liking. I requested heels and black lingerie, she opened the door in basic white lingerie (ok) and fuckin flip flops! I asked her what's with the footwear as she agreed by text for the heels and gave me 'I thought I had them but I couldn't find them'. At that point I was seriously debating leaving but I my dick was saying otherwise.
Attitude/Service:
The worst attitude I've ever experienced. So disinterested. Now I know by experience most girls don't give a shit and are quit mechanical, but goddamn this is your fucking job luv, your choice so get on with it or do something else. I should have known better really, she is a rom. My bad. I was just very curious as the pictures looked so good.
She asked me to undress, came back after putting the money away (paid for 30min), undressed in the least sexy way possible with no eye contact. On the bed, put the rubber on and here we go for some OW. very mechanical, no eye contact. Less than average. I quickly got bored and fucked her Mish whilst she kept on looking away and pushing me away. No fingering allowed nothing. I think I've heard 'I'm not your gf or your wife' at least 20 times in the 15min I stayed there. She then fucked me cowgirl for a brief moment. Less than average again. She then removed the condom to jerk me off in a very awkward way. At this point we are 5/7min in at the most. I ask for OW 'i don't like the taste of lub and I put lub IN THE CONDOM'. As if, what a fucking joke that was. She moans for a minute or two then put another condom on and ask me to cum asap. I then stop fucking her as I'm really not in the mood anymore and start jerking off in the condom as 'no cum on my body'. At that point, we are 15min in at the most and I just want to get the fuck out of there asap.
The worst, simply the worst I've ever had.
Bad attitude, totally disinterested, obviously not wanting to do what she does coupled with 'no you can't do this or that I'm not your gf' every 2minutes.
The worst.
AVOID AT ALL COST