I thought to review Joy seeing as I’ve made a full recovery from previous health issues that stopped me punting for a while. Cambridgeshire and Lincolnshire are my neck of the woods and as i have a thing for asian birds, i thought to catch Joy whilst she was in Peterborough.
Comms: not perfect English but enough to understand the conversation and make the booking
Location: standard thai place near the football stadium. Parking is fine but not the most discrete when approaching the building itself. My booking was in the morning so in all, really quiet
Girl: let the negatives come pouring out. She is huge, like double/triple the size of her AW pictures. I don’t mind this but she should be more honest. Facially she is good looking with a massive arse and big tits. She was wearing a black lacy gown which looked nice
Meet: i parked the car and stayed one the phone to her whilst getting directions which was helpful. I got led into a dark room and she started feeling me up whilst asking for the money. After exchanging, she came back and continued to get me hard and asked me to lay down naked. No kissing just occasional pecks. She did OW and didn’t mention if she did OWO. Her technique is good and kept eye contact. After a few minutes, i asked to switch to oral on her, big mistake. Because the room was so dark, it just looked like a hairy hole with rolls of fat everywhere. And then the SMELL. I make a habit of booking girls early in the morning as they are normally more fresher and up for the meet, but not Joy. It smelled absolutely rank so as soon as i got a whiff, i just used fingers for a minute because I’m too awkward to walk away now 😂. She then said lets do doggy so I obliged. She made all the right noises but she was not tight at all plus she did not like me spanking her. I asked to switch to her on top but she collapsed into the pillow saying doggy only. After more pressure she switched to cowgirl and started riding me. Again it didn’t feel that good for the first few minutes but then she started clenching her vagina which made her feel tighter so i came in the condom. No offer of a shower so i left quite hurried.
This has to be a negative because of the looks, smell and lack of effort. You can tell she is a bit of a seasoned vet so will try to get away with the bare minimum. Just avoid guys, don’t be entices by photoshopped pictures which take away like 40 pounds
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