Al Shafa - Neelam - Sparkhill

[sabydizzle]

I rang the land line to this establishment but nobody answered then rang the mobile no but still no answer.

There were a few different mobile no but one wasnt even linked to them.

I then got a text message saying sorry missed ur call and then I booked neelam who was available in 2 hours.

I got there 15 mins before the appointment  and asked to use the toilet. Was told by a Asian male man it was preoccupied and take a seat.

4 other ladies who all seemed to be working there were sat down.
I know a bit weird.  Was told to go to the room 10 mins after appointment booked. But when I asked to use the toilet was told it’s still preoccupied.

This is the weird bit... the Asian man asked if I just need a piss and I said yeah...
So he said just piss in the sink...

For fuck sake I thought...
Well I did need a piss and it had to be done....

So the lady is prob a size 14 curvy lady with small boobs and big arse

Was told it’s £20 for topless and £35 for full naked without knickers. (Paid £35 to the guy at the door)

The once I gave that she asked what I like
I told her a happy start and a happy ending.

She told me it will be £20 each
I said what the ...

I thought happy ending would be in the topless tried to get her to budge to £10 but she wasn’t having it

I then had a ok massage and then a quick handjob 30 mins into the massage

The massage finished 20 mins early and she said I haven’t had a break for over an hour... and Iv got a booking in 10 mins

I thought fuck this and just left.

Some would argue that it maybe a negative and it could be really

Also was told no shower also and this is a big no for the price

Would I go again never.

(When I started writing this I set it as a neutral)

Also the man told one of the ladies to open the other place up the road so that place is open if this place is booked and was told by neelam that the other place on the upper floor has a shower but who knows

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[BrumTallGuy]

What a shitshow. Shows some people are easily pleased.

[bonham]

What a shitshow. Shows some people are easily pleased.

He gave a negative so don't think he was easly pleased or do you mean all the other ones who gave positives  explain yourself instead of silly comments

[Samjos]

I had the same experience about going to the toilet

Only one room has a toilet

Was told to go to coffee shop next door and it was a building site

I went back to the coffee shop as they have some great cakes

[RAJEC]

I rang the land line to this establishment but nobody answered then rang the mobile no but still no answer.

There were a few different mobile no but one wasnt even linked to them.

I then got a text message saying sorry missed ur call and then I booked neelam who was available in 2 hours.

I got there 15 mins before the appointment  and asked to use the toilet. Was told by a Asian male man it was preoccupied and take a seat.

4 other ladies who all seemed to be working there were sat down.
I know a bit weird.  Was told to go to the room 10 mins after appointment booked. But when I asked to use the toilet was told it’s still preoccupied.

This is the weird bit... the Asian man asked if I just need a piss and I said yeah...
So he said just piss in the sink...

For fuck sake I thought...
Well I did need a piss and it had to be done....

So the lady is prob a size 14 curvy lady with small boobs and big arse

Was told it’s £20 for topless and £35 for full naked without knickers. (Paid £35 to the guy at the door)

The once I gave that she asked what I like
I told her a happy start and a happy ending.

She told me it will be £20 each
I said what the ...

I thought happy ending would be in the topless tried to get her to budge to £10 but she wasn’t having it

I then had a ok massage and then a quick handjob 30 mins into the massage

The massage finished 20 mins early and she said I haven’t had a break for over an hour... and Iv got a booking in 10 mins

I thought fuck this and just left.

Some would argue that it maybe a negative and it could be really

Also was told no shower also and this is a big no for the price

Would I go again never.

(When I started writing this I set it as a neutral)

Also the man told one of the ladies to open the other place up the road so that place is open if this place is booked and was told by neelam that the other place on the upper floor has a shower but who knows

So you paid £35 for the massage, £35 for her to be naked and £20 to get whacked off? £90?

I can see why it’s negative. But still an Indian with a big arse... 

[sabydizzle]

I paid 35 for the room
£20 for naked massage
£20 for hand relief
So £75 in total

I’m not a local guy but I would hate to be waiting in the reception room and the somebody else walks in.

The windows aren’t even tinted or anything

[oldmanking]

There were some early positive reviews on this place that some people thought might be one of their people touting/hyping up the business.

Judging by the more recent reviews this place sounds like one to avoid?  At least that's the impression I'm getting...

[seandana]

There were some early positive reviews on this place that some people thought might be one of their people touting/hyping up the business.

Judging by the more recent reviews this place sounds like one to avoid?  At least that's the impression I'm getting...

I have to agree , after the first couple of positive reviews I was seriously considering a visit to this establishment but now it definitely seems to be a place to avoid unfortunately

[BrumTallGuy]

Touted. Pissing in the sink ffs.

[bestpunt]

It was never touted Brumtallguy I've noticed your attitude on here stinks
Its a shame when others don't get the same standards of service as I don't get the same standards at other FBSM places
Oh and if I go to these places I make sure I have pissed beforehand ..not anyone's fault as someone could be diabetic.

[bonham]

I did tell you bestpunt about the 4 or five on here who was waiting for you when a bad review came in .thay study every review then jump on the one who first tried it and put it on here .if you punters want a decent service see meena if she still working there but not garanteed with your attitude

[BrumTallGuy]

Are you two like batman and bruce wayne. Asking for a friend. 

[bonham]

Are you two like batman and bruce wayne. Asking for a friend. 

 
 Well brumtityboy you have already shown your colours about Asian areas in your your comments on different threads Well keep  away if your scared stay with mommy and stop commenting on these places in areas you hate now p off

[sabydizzle]

You shouldn’t have to wait in the reception

There should also be a shower if your are going to get all sticky

This was an honest review of what I got

Not sure about other service from other ladies

[bestpunt]

Just read the comments I was in UAE so no access to the site...bloody need a massage badly
The toilet is the end room which goes through a massage room, if it is occupied then you got no chance
Anyway I'll be visiting on the weekend and I know what to expect anyway...forget the twats Bonham
The fact is I've heard Neelam is crap but after he made that review of his and I couldn't respond in time
Stick to baby oil I'll say

[shed]

Quick trip bestpunt to the UAE. You made a post reply on the 26th SEPT.

[BrumTallGuy]

What a shower of fakes lol

[bestpunt]

Quick trip bestpunt to the UAE. You made a post reply on the 26th SEPT

I left that day on s late flight and came back on 30..I'm mentioning the post after I left I'm aware that I made a post reply on the thread

[RAJEC]

I think we’d need to see a copy of your boarding pass please 

Come on gents, who cares?! 

[shed]

Nobody cares. My post was in a way envious of being able to do so much travelling in a short space of time. Perhaps you made the wrong interpretation. 

[bestpunt]

Ye who cares really bottom line is too many wankers on here and they all can't be pleased

[seandana]

Ye who cares really bottom line is too many wankers on here and they all can't be pleased

isn't every one a wanker on here or at least every one is getting wanked off  lighten up gentlemen