External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyBackground to punt:
Hot Choc had been on and off my Hot List for well over a year now - but I never could quite make my mind up to commit to a punt with her (since she has a reputation as 'a colourful personality'...), ie I fancied her but wasn't sure how she'd be in person.
I'd actually tried to see her once before when she was in Brum (she tends to move around different towns in the West Midlands mostly, a few days here, a few days there), but never could quite match up times and dates. The one time I booked her it was on a last minute whim for half hour, when she'd was based off Lea Bank Middleway (Mason Park area?). However, after driving round the bloody estate for 20 minutes I was still unable to find her address (the buildings all looked the same and crucially there were no effing numbers or names easily visible on the flats), so I had to call it a day and cancel.
Months later and curiosity got the better of me again, especially following the really disappointing punt I'd had a few days earlier with Shanice Richards (see review - I gave it a neutral, but it was easily bordering on a negative) I decided to see if I could lift my spirits with a quick Blow'n'Go from the self-styled Dyson of BJs!
Comms:
So, it was evening and Hot Choc was in Walsall. I gave her a call and asked if she was available in about 15 minutes time (I was fairly near already). She said she was, but did it bother me that she was in Karma. Karma? WTF is that? A hotel? Something that goes around and comes around? She said, tell you what, I'll send you the postcode, look it up and let me know if it's alright. Erm, ok then. TBH, I'd assumed she was going to be at one of the hotels by J10, so I looked up the postcode she gave and realised it was a small district right in the middle of Walsall. Not Karma, but Caldmore! It's how the locals pronounce it. I assumed she was warning me it was a bit rundown.
I decided to go anyway and I was there in 10 mins. The area is rather less than salubrious. Things went a little haywire from this point. The satnav said I'd reached my destination (but there were only double yellows and resident permit parking spaces at that point) so drove past to next side street and parked up, phoned Choc and said I'm here, gave name of road I was parked in and got ready for her final instructions. She didn't recognise the name of it! (I do have a major gripe over the amount of WGs that don't think directions through from the punter's point of view!). She then had a conversation with a man and woman in background(!) and they suggested a series of turns (in car) to access the location from another street. I followed the instructions and immediately got sucked into Walsall's infamous one-way systems!!
Two miles or more detour later I found my way back to the exact same place I'd just come from and called her again! TBF we had a laugh about it and I realised that Choc (like many WGs of my experience) is pretty shit when it comes to directions! I said, I know I'm near, I'm getting out the car, stay on the phone - and eventually I found the landmark she told me to look for. It was only about 20 yards from where I'd started 15 minutes ago! She apologised (she couldn't stop laughing though) and promised that she definitely needed to make sure I had a good time after all this.
The venue:
So, bear with me, it's about to get a little weird again. Choc directed me to an open gate which led into a VERY DARK alley/yard. I was still on the phone. Keep walking she said, a light will come on eventually. I was getting a little freaked out at this point, it was almost pitch black, but a light did come on overhead - and lit up a scene straight from the Peaky Blinders! Fuck me, it was like being in the old back-to-backs down Hurst Street! If I was ever going to get mugged this was it!
Where's Tommy and Arthur Shelby when you need them at your back?!
Keep going, she said to the far end of the yard and look to your right. You'll see an open door. Push it open and go through and up the stairs. Seriously, I was expecting to see a tin-bath on the wall, it was that old and rundown, if she hadn't been on the phone to me and still pissing herself laughing I would have shat myself and run back to the car. Then the light came on at the top of the stairs, I looked up and there she was in all her glory! Ha ha! I was relieved, I can tell you. She had a body stocking on and a big smile and that was it. Up the steep stairs to a tiny flat and into the working room. Double bed. Messy-looking, crowded room, but to be honest, after the yard and the stairs it looked like heaven!
The girl:
Choc is all woman - light-skinned mixed race with plenty of curves, smallish tits, powerful thighs (covered in tattoos) and a meaty bum. She's quite proud of the latter, since she lost a lot of it last year going to the gym and her customers were rightly dismayed, so she thought fuck the gym and bodybuilding, I'm getting my arse back. And she has!
She has a naughty, sexy face with very fuckable lips - and she loves giving oral.
The meet:
I was originally going to go for the £50, 15 minute sesh, but since I wasn't really bothered about tea-bagging (ball-sucking) she suggested the £40, 10 min oral-only Blow'n'Go. I was still all over the place, so just said, yeah, ok. Money given, I popped to the loo and she went into the other room to stash the cash (where I presume the other woman - and man? - were).
Choc's character is lively, quirky, fun but slightly bossy - and I get the feeling you wouldn't want to get into an argument with her as I imagine she takes no nonsense and no prisoners! However, she was in a good mood and eager to get started. I had to slow her down a bit, since my heart was still pounding after all the shenanigans just trying to get there.
Stripped off lower half and lay on bed and she was straight on my cock, hoovering away with her lips (dysoning away?). TBH, her technique was a nice mix between some heavy duty sucking and light and delicate, but after a few minutes I still wasn't rock hard and ready. I asked her straddle me (so I could at least see and feel that arse - or let me do some 69, but she said the £40 BnG was strictly that and nothing else.
We went on a little longer, but I realised it wasn't going to work with this alone, so I said I'll bung her the other £10 and let's turn it into a 15 min with access to her pussy etc. She agreed, undid the pop-buttons on her body stocking and sat on my face, which helped do the trick.
Once I was finally in the zone I told her to let me stand up whilst she knelt on the floor. I'd wanted to give her a facial, but she said only CIM, but that was ok. It has to be said, Choc looked a real picture with her pouty full lips, pink tongue lapping at my cock and big arse sticking out behind and she said (in between licks and slurps) that this was always her favourite bit, which really did the trick - and that's when I finished myself off in her mouth.
She went to spit out whilst I tried to get my breath back and stop my head from spinning.
The only time she wasn't laughing was when she had my cock or my cum in her mouth! Some chat, whilst I got dressed (where I discovered that her friend in the other room was the Scottish squirter Bootybumperjuicylucy!) They were working from the same room and taking it in turns that night.
Another pop to the loo to clean up in the sink (no shower options here - very basic) - probably best to bring your own flannel/small towel, mouthwash etc, etc, a quick hug, down the stairs (leaving the door open again) and out into the night.
Conclusion:
Hot Choc is quite a character - and you probably either like her or you don't. On balance, I think I like her. Her sense of geography is poor, this particular choice of venue was one of the dodgiest I've ever been in and I do think that given the messing around with directions earlier she could have cut me a bit of slack with the extra £10.
However, she's fun, sexy and good at what she does - and the meet will live on in my memory after far blander ones have long faded. Would I see her again? You know what, I probably would - but for longer (maybe half hour?) so I can relax more and have fun with that body (has to be doggie with that arse) and at somewhere far more comfortable and easier to find...
She did make me laugh though!
So, apart from the problems listed, on balance I think I can call it a positive!
