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Offline Moby Dick

These 2 are in Manchester this week.

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Proper piss taking.
Especially from Lola
£120phh & £220ph
Claims to be first time in Manchester.
“Lucky Manchester Boys”  :dash: nah

Tiffany not as expensive at £100phh & £180ph but also no anal.

Duo rates at £400 is just their full hour price £220 + £180.
Bit mean of Lola to think she is worth £40 more than Tiffany
Also Lola does duos with Candi Kayne at £320/hour in Dudley so clearly does work at £160/hour level!!!

I wouldn’t mind but I saw them both in a gangbang several years ago and had a great time, but not at these piss taking prices.
AW fame, wannabe porn stars, gone to their heads. Still the same fanny, probably a bit sloppier, and unlikely to be gold plated.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2019, 09:58:18 am by Moby Dick »

Offline Blackpool Rock

These 2 are in Manchester this week.

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Proper piss taking.
Especially from Lola
£120phh & £220ph
Claims to be first time in Manchester.
“Lucky Manchester Boys”  :dash: nah

Tiffany not as expensive at £100phh & £180ph but also no anal.

Duo rates at £400 is just their full hour price £220 + £180.
Bit mean of Lola to think she is worth £40 more than Tiffany
Also Lola does duos with Candi Kayne at £320/hour in Dudley so clearly does work at £160/hour level!!!

I wouldn’t mind but I saw them both in a gangbang several years ago and had a great time, but not at these piss taking prices.
AW fame, wannabe porn stars, gone to their heads. Still the same fanny, probably a bit sloppier, and unlikely to be gold plated.
I almost booked Tiffany about 5 or 6 years ago when she was based in Leicester and I was going to be down that way, as I recall she wasn't cheap then but the service looked good however now she doesn't do CIM and OWO isn't even on the likes list so she isn't on my HL now either  :hi:
Lola popped up a few miles from Blackpool earlier this year and I banged her an e-mail which was never read, again she was well expensive so I binned her off

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I almost booked Tiffany about 5 or 6 years ago when she was based in Leicester and I was going to be down that way, as I recall she wasn't cheap then but the service looked good however now she doesn't do CIM and OWO isn't even on the likes list so she isn't on my HL now either  :hi:
Lola popped up a few miles from Blackpool earlier this year and I banged her an e-mail which was never read, again she was well expensive so I binned her off

Hadn’t noticed that.
At the gangbang Tiff was doing OWO, 2 in her gob at the same time, and whenever Lola took a mouthful they shared the cum.
I came in her mouth, over her face and up her nose thinking about it.
Maybe I drowned her into not doing it anymore :unknown: Maybe her boyfriend stopped her?
It’s their bodies, their risk, and they can try and charge what they like but IMO better options are out there, and my worry is that if people are paying these tourers silly money then the local girls (some of my regs) will start putting their prices up. :thumbsdown:
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Hadn’t noticed that.
At the gangbang Tiff was doing OWO, 2 in her gob at the same time, and whenever Lola took a mouthful they shared the cum.
I came in her mouth, over her face and up her nose thinking about it.
Maybe I drowned her into not doing it anymore :unknown: Maybe her boyfriend stopped her?
It’s their bodies, their risk, and they can try and charge what they like but IMO better options are out there, and my worry is that if people are paying these tourers silly money then the local girls (some of my regs) will start putting their prices up. :thumbsdown:
Yeah Tiffany used to be in a group along with loads of other girls but seemed to leave it a couple of years back and popped up near Brum.
Pure speculation but I thought it looked like she had a falling out with the boyfriend / pimp, perhaps she was fucking like crazy and he was pocketing all the cash

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For the ever so reasonable price of £220 for 30 of her precious minutes.
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For the ever so reasonable price of £220 for 30 of her precious minutes.
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Her body looks strange on those pics, her arms & waist look odd.

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£600 ph with the most limited enjoys list I've ever seen. :dash: :dash:

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£600 ph with the most limited enjoys list I've ever seen. :dash: :dash:

I wonder how many enquiring she’ll get  :crazy:

But then again she’s in the rip off capital of London

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I wonder how many enquiring she’ll get  :crazy:

But then again she’s in the rip off capital of London
Well thats the problem. Rich city kid who thinks £600 is loose change. Still I dont think there will be too many booking her. She'll either leave or drop her price. And have a lot of no shows I would imagine. :hi:

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£600 ph with the most limited enjoys list I've ever seen. :dash: :dash:

Body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch

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£250 ph and a odd profile and pics...won't be troubling this one!!!

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Offline Moby Dick

Looks FAF
But at £220/hr she goes straight on the the Piss Taking Price Thread
So fucking tempted.
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Looks FAF
But at £220/hr she goes straight on the the Piss Taking Price Thread
So fucking tempted.
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Doesnt she just. Trouble is paying a lot doesnt guarantee good service. However shes got 11 field reports this year, so you'd be thinking why not. But yes its a lot of dosh for a fuck. :hi:

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Try this one Imogen Elite   currently a £1000 for 2 hours.          Has been £400 PH earlier in the year.
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Now I've met this girl some 6 years ago and shes still using the same pics as she was then.... Nice brunette and she didnt look like that either. I thought she had a bit of a tummy infact, but I stayed. It occurs to me that I may have seen her friend as the body was so different. Or it was straight forward B&S. :unknown:
Cant see any one ever visiting this girl at those prices, but then I dont think shes interested in meeting any one :hi:.

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Doesnt she just. Trouble is paying a lot doesnt guarantee good service. However shes got 11 field reports this year, so you'd be thinking why not. But yes its a lot of dosh for a fuck. :hi:
Yeah just been reading some of her fluffy feedback. Plenty of repeat fluffies.
Done a duo with Woofie and they left each other feedback.

So why no reviews on here? Must be so good that her regs are keeping her to themselves, her regs aren’t UKP members, or do threads like this put them off contributing?
I wonder if anal is included in that price - Little brain is trying to justify, its only £60 more (only :dash:) than some I’ve reviewed.
Could’ve put my £56 winning toward this one instead of reinvesting gambling it :dash:
Ah well pics are probably photoshopped to fuck, won’t do this won’t do that, and has a smelly fanny. Keep telling myself this, the urge will pass. Now who fancies a gangbang :D
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Cherry 323 is another newbie popped up in Lytham and only on AW for about 10 weeks with no escort feedback on AW and fuck all on here.
She wants £90/15 minutes and £150/30 which makes the £180/hr positively look like a bargain  :wacko:
So for all that hard earned dough you can't do CIM or facial and OWO isn't even listed  :thumbsdown:
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Cherry 323 is another newbie popped up in Lytham and only on AW for about 10 weeks with no escort feedback on AW and fuck all on here.
She wants £90/15 minutes and £150/30 which makes the £180/hr positively look like a bargain  :wacko:
So for all that hard earned dough you can't do CIM or facial and OWO isn't even listed  :thumbsdown:
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Neither is FK.
Wouldnt waste £150 on this either  :thumbsdown:

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Taking the piss at £100/30min £200/60min
She's already on here mate, I posted her profile a couple of weeks back, anyway I see she has dropped her 30 minute rate from £150 to £100 so perhaps the thread is working  :thumbsup: Or perhaps it's just the dusty phone  :unknown:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261846.msg2681431#msg2681431

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Taking the piss at £100/30min £200/60min

As Blackpool has said she's been mentioned before but fuck me she is fit.

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She's already on here mate, I posted her profile a couple of weeks back, anyway I see she has dropped her 30 minute rate from £150 to £100 so perhaps the thread is working  :thumbsup: Or perhaps it's just the dusty phone  :unknown:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261846.msg2681431#msg2681431
Don’t think she does this full time, just topping up
In Blackpool 1 day only , 30th September, don’t miss out! Nah CBA

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How about this succinct munter?
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'Lets fuck' errrrrr......is there another option??? :scare:

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'Lets fuck' errrrrr......is there another option??? :scare:
500 quid for an hour  :dash: :crazy: .... Let's not Fuckin bother

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Surely that's a revenge profile  :unknown:

If I'd have been creating a revenge profile, then I'd have clicked every box in the likes list & included a phone number.

This profile to too specific to be anything other than genuine :scare:

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150 for 30 mins or 300 for 1 hr.

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One of them that thinks she's entitled to take the piss as she's "classy" and does things normal prostitutes don't do. When she's not being a "courtesan" she spends her time drinking champagne in her posh bath.  :wackogirl:

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One of them that thinks she's entitled to take the piss as she's "classy" and does things normal prostitutes don't do. When she's not being a "courtesan" she spends her time drinking champagne in her posh bath.  :wackogirl:

I wouldnt entertain het for £100 an hour. Reading her profile comes across aa a right prima donna.

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One of them that thinks she's entitled to take the piss as she's "classy" and does things normal prostitutes don't do. When she's not being a "courtesan" she spends her time drinking champagne in her posh bath.  :wackogirl:

She obviously watched Pretty Woman & got delusions of grandeur  :sarcastic:

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She obviously watched Pretty Woman & got delusions of grandeur  :sarcastic:
No kissing xxxxx

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She obviously watched Pretty Woman & got delusions of grandeur  :sarcastic:

But just think, if you paid her extortionate rate you could be one of the very select lucky few that could sip champagne in a posh bath with her.   :wackogirl:

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But just think, if you paid her extortionate rate you could be one of the very select lucky few that could sip champagne in a posh bath with her.   :wackogirl:

I’d rather piss in it :sarcastic:


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But just think, if you paid her extortionate rate you could be one of the very select lucky few that could sip champagne in a posh bath with her.   :wackogirl:

I'm booking right now!   :crazy:  :wacko:

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But just think, if you paid her extortionate rate you could be one of the very select lucky few that could sip champagne in a posh bath with her.   :wackogirl:

Another deluded bitch  :wackogirl: who thinks she’s above her station   :dash:

Says on her profile... good whores aren’t cheap  :wacko:

Well your certainly not cheap girl   :thumbsdown:


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£475/hour !!!!! You must get a fucking car with it, surely????

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£475/hour !!!!! You must get a fucking car with it, surely????
Can you chose the colour :D :D

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Alloy wheels are extras as well I suppose :D :D
Yeah but she will probably have a spare tyre around the middle. :D

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That's incall. For outcall it's £500 whether you want half an hour or overnight!

But she does only meet one person a month!
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Brand new in Bury apparently.... £400/hr!!

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She needs the money to pay for those exotic holidays to Blackpool like in her profile pic.
Class doesn't come cheap ya know  :sarcastic:

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She needs the money to pay for those exotic holidays to Blackpool like in her profile pic.
Class doesn't come cheap ya know  :sarcastic:
Don't think that pic is Blackpool mate, can't see any donkey shit on the beach  :unknown:

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Don't think that pic is Blackpool mate, can't see any donkey shit on the beach  :unknown:

 :D

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LOL at this thread.

Some nightmare-ish prices