Piss Take Pricing

[chrishornx]

She's been in the cage for ages pal 

And can remain there kind Sir. keep her locked away please I shudder at the thought of her.  Been a tough lockdown so far but she offers no glimmer of hope

[chrishornx]

Well Chris a quick check of her number brings up 11 threads of which 7 were posted by the CueMaester so looks like she is already safely hidden in the cage, I note she is also on the worst escort picture thread

At £220/hr she's charging by her weight 

yep safe in the cage but like Jurassic Park we know how these monsters can escape ...extreme caution needed

[Blackpool Rock]

And can remain there kind Sir. keep her locked away please I shudder at the thought of her.  Been a tough lockdown so far but she offers no glimmer of hope

Yeah but in a post apocalyptic world the cage munters may be all that is left, fuck looks like mankind would die out after all 

[chrishornx]

Yeah but in a post apocalyptic world the cage munters may be all that is left, fuck looks like mankind would die out after all 

God forbid they ever get out

I hope Cueball has excellent security

[Moby Dick]

God forbid they ever get out

I hope Cueball has excellent security

This one belongs in there
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£170ph
£90hh
Unprotected sex

[Moby Dick]

Gents I have a conundrum and seek help

should this AW profile ...

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be located on this piss taking price thread, or Cueball's cage, or 'available today' during lockdown threads?

I conclude all 3 may be appropriate. What a costly monster risking all during virus lockdown!!! One of  Salford's finest...

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(added number link for future reference - should anyone who likes ‘em big decides to search)

[OakTree]

She's another one in the "Only Allure Models" group, don't think any of them actually escort hence the high price to put punters off but you can take a peek at her PG for a bargain £18 

I’ve seen tara a few years ago when she was with Man Elite. The first and second meet was fantastic, the third was Abysmal.

Good looking girl and a good laugh when she’s on form.

[vindici]

Gents I have a conundrum and seek help
should this AW profile ...

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The prices are for Duo meets. I'm hoping for a booking later on when lockdown eases and asked her last week, as her 30mins rates went up from £80 to £110.

She confirmed that those rates are for duo meets.

[Moby Dick]

I’ve seen tara a few years ago when she was with Man Elite. The first and second meet was fantastic, the third was Abysmal.

Good looking girl and a good laugh when she’s on form.

Profile down now

[Moby Dick]

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Outcalls in Chester £220/hr
2 negs on here (one was £80 for hh incall)

[Asianfcuker]

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Outcalls in Chester £220/hr
2 negs on here (one was £80 for hh incall)

Cracking body on her but what looks like a rather big/long gash 

AF

[Moby Dick]

Cracking body on her but what looks like a rather big/long gash 

AF

Love a long peachy gash.
Comes in handy for parking my bike when their arse crack is already taken.

[Moby Dick]

This one is elite 

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Been on AW 3 days, zero feedback, 28years old, limited services.
Straight in at
£160ph
£100hh
 

[Zeusthedoc]

This one is elite 

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Been on AW 3 days, zero feedback, 28years old, limited services.
Straight in at
£160ph
£100hh
 

i think 160/100 is a fairly typical pricing structure (unfortunately)

[Moby Dick]

i think 160/100 is a fairly typical pricing structure (unfortunately)

That is the absolute maximum I would pay for an established WG
Newbies pitching themselves at this price level, and fluffy cunts accepting it, just adds to pussy inflation.

[Blackpool Rock]

This one is elite 

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Been on AW 3 days, zero feedback, 28years old, limited services.
Straight in at
£160ph
£100hh
 

Her pics aren't doing much for me either, not sure i'd punt her at £50

[Moby Dick]

This ones a HIGH CLASS ESCORT 

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Joined AW Yesterday , 40 years old
Straight in at:
£150hh
£200ph
At these piss taking prices I CBA to read her profile or check her likes list.

 

[Blackpool Rock]

This ones a HIGH CLASS ESCORT 

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Joined AW Yesterday , 40 years old
Straight in at:
£150hh
£200ph
At these piss taking prices I CBA to read her profile or check her likes list.

 

OK seeing as we're a brotherhood you can't spunk on her boat race or in her gob, neither can you stick it up her wrong un so i'm guessing your out 

[usroads]

There's a lot of new SP's come on in June - furloughed, lost jobs - chancers. Dusty phone and they'll get the nessage.

[MJ.spritzen]

This ones a HIGH CLASS ESCORT 

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Joined AW Yesterday , 40 years old
Straight in at:
£150hh
£200ph
At these piss taking prices I CBA to read her profile or check her likes list.

High class my ass. Do they even know what that is?

At £120 for half an hour she'd have to do some seriously filthy things.

 

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[threechilliman]

High class my ass. Do they even know what that is?

At £120 for half an hour she'd have to do some seriously filthy things.

 

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In fairness she does have her knickers round her ankles, which in my book is a good start!!

[Moby Dick]

In fairness she does have her knickers round her ankles, which in my book is a good start!!

High Class, don’t see that in Greggs 

[chrishornx]

This one belongs in there
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£170ph
£90hh
Unprotected sex

rough bird

[chrishornx]

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taking the piss at £200 per hour

[Blackpool Rock]

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taking the piss at £200 per hour

I recognise that one from the BB avoidance thread 

[Moby Dick]

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Another newbie, AW Member since, 14 June, zero feedback, 30years old
Straight in at £160ph, £110hh.

[p3ngu1n]

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Another newbie, AW Member since, 14 June, zero feedback, 30years old
Straight in at £160ph, £110hh.

Must be fund-raising for some bigger t*ts! I'd say she's at least 35 from that 2nd pic too; wouldn't surprise me if she's ex-agency

[Blackpool Rock]

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Another newbie, AW Member since, 14 June, zero feedback, 30years old
Straight in at £160ph, £110hh.

Some of those pics look familiar

[magpie252]

Some of those pics look familiar

This post suggests that this is LushLisa https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228661.0
Negative report for going through a punters pockets while in the shower.
I've not seen her, so I can't comment further

[Drayki]

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Another newbie, AW Member since, 14 June, zero feedback, 30years old
Straight in at £160ph, £110hh.

Not so new, this is lushhlisa who has supposedly given up escorting in March 

[Moby Dick]

This one?

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=17230

If that’s her then see is hoping for a significant pay increase.
From £130ph to £170ph and £80hh to £110hh.
Just as well all us punters aren’t furloughed or made redundant 

[Drayki]

This one?

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=17230

If that’s her then see is hoping for a significant pay increase.
From £130ph to £170ph and £80hh to £110hh.
Just as well all us punters aren’t furloughed or made redundant 

That’s her alright 

[vindici]

That’s her alright 

4 Positives, 1 Neutral and 1 Negative means that her service will be inconsistent at best.

I think it'd be best to give her a miss at £110/hh 👎

[Moby Dick]

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Both available today at £170 ph. One on AW for over 12 months and one for over 18 months with little feedback. No feedback on here for Holly and one negative for Cameron. Is anyone really going to pay? 

I saw them both last year together with the dirty Grandpas. Review is on here.
Cost me £150 for both for 1.5hours.
Cameron in now Lucy with a special price of £85hh today.

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Olly is still holding out for £180ph, £110hh, shame cos she’s my type.

[Moby Dick]

This one is elite 

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Been on AW 3 days, zero feedback, 28years old, limited services.
Straight in at
£160ph
£100hh
 

Not Sultry anymore but “is so fireeee”
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Autocorrect tried to change it to “is so free”
Would be nice but Not sure I CBA.

[Moby Dick]

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New to AW since 20/06/20
Zero feedback, limited likes list.
Opening at £180ph £120hh

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“NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE!”
Don’t worry I won’t be wasting my time.

[Asianfcuker]

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New to AW since 20/06/20
Zero feedback, limited likes list.
Opening at £180ph £120hh

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“NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE!”
Don’t worry I won’t be wasting my time.

What is she actually offering then ?
Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. OWO?    A. No.
Q. Anal?    A. No.
Q. CIM?    A. No.

AF

[Blackpool Rock]

What is she actually offering then ?
Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. OWO?    A. No.
Q. Anal?    A. No.
Q. CIM?    A. No.

AF

The opportunity to spend some time with a high class courtesan 

[MrMatrix]

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New to AW since 20/06/20
Zero feedback, limited likes list.
Opening at £180ph £120hh

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“NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE!”
Don’t worry I won’t be wasting my time.

Dont think I will be either. She aint going to be busy thats for sure

[sailor_man]

Possibly have a winner here!!
Liverpool...... £300 p/h
Hot but not £300 hot

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[Colston36]

I recognise that one from the BB avoidance thread 

She seems to be £160 - which I guess is a bit steep for Blackpool

[threechilliman]

She seems to be £160 - which I guess is a bit steep for Blackpool

A bit? You mean a lot surely?

[Blackpool Rock]

She seems to be £160 - which I guess is a bit steep for Blackpool

Needs a decimal point in there £1.60 yep that's more like it 

[Zeusthedoc]

Possibly have a winner here!!
Liverpool...... £300 p/h
Hot but not £300 hot

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Probably banking on drunk LFC fans wanting to celebrate

[photoclicker]

I was also looking at her profile today, that main pic is clearly shopped to hell and back which put me off but once I opened her profile the normal pics make her look pretty puntable 
Then I scrolled down to her price 

I actually know who this is if it is the right person behind the profile. I would say more of a money making chancer than a escort. Was stripping in  spain last time i had contact with her. Quite a pretty girl but has that full of myself attitude

[tesla]

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putting this one here despite it currently listing Birmingham it also mentions Cheshire as a location in the profile text

[Blackpool Rock]

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putting this one here despite it currently listing Birmingham it also mentions Cheshire as a location in the profile text

Newbie with no feedback at £220/30 minutes 

[GorillaWarfare]

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In Manchester. Wants £300 for an hour despite having no feedback.

[tesla]

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putting this one here despite it currently listing Birmingham it also mentions Cheshire as a location in the profile text

thsi one has just cropped up in the suspected scams thread with two profiles, one in Staffordshire and the other in London, (currently)

[Moby Dick]

Rates       ½ Hour   1 Hour
In Calls       150           250   

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