English Courtney - Gosport

[NotATrumpFan]

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Defnitely one I should have walked away from but I like to try uniqe experiences (and was being lead by my other brain, and my wallet) so i pressed on.

Price: £95 / hr - cheap considering her range of services

Comms: 7/10
Average but slow via AW.  Reasonably responsive via phone

Location: 8/10 on the surface 2/10 when inside.
The location was in a fairly new set of flats near HMS Sultan.  Outside they look very clean, and respectable.  Safe area (despite its previous history). And all was good.  Once i got inside the flat tho it was an absolute state.  Junk *EVERYWHERE* like something from "worlds worst horders".   
Once in the bedroom it wasnt too bad but theres more to come (see below)

Looks: 4/10 depends if you like that sort of thing.
This is another factor on why i should have left.  Her photos are way off.  She is VERY short. And VERY large.  None of that is helped by the fact that she had a recent leg injury at the time which meant she wasnt as mobile as she could be and the lbs were piling on. If your thing is absolutely MASSIVE tits, then she could be the girl for you, but thats probably her only really redeeming feature.

Service: 3/10
She was certainly enthusiastic, I will say that.  All the usual things were on offer.  As well as a few kinky requests I added to the mix which didnt phase her at all.  But the whole event was a disaster from start to finish.  We started in the bedroom, only for the bed to collapse.  So she goes off to make some room on the setee, only for me to discover the living rooms i a complete mess, with loads of personal family photos of her kids on the wall etc.  But I get on the sofa and she gets back to the action.  As i said she didnt hold back, giving plenty of sloppy oral, tit wank, etc.  Then on her back for some masturbation and then on with the raincoat and finish off.  Unfortunately due to the complete chaos i just couldnt get there, so I gave up about 5-10 minutes over time, so no clock watching.

To her credit she did give me a partial refund so i dunno, it may have just been a bad day / week / whatever.  Personally i would steer well clear.

[Colston36]

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Defnitely one I should have walked away from but I like to try uniqe experiences (and was being lead by my other brain, and my wallet) so i pressed on.

Price: £95 / hr - cheap considering her range of services

Comms: 7/10
Average but slow via AW.  Reasonably responsive via phone

Location: 8/10 on the surface 2/10 when inside.
The location was in a fairly new set of flats near HMS Sultan.  Outside they look very clean, and respectable.  Safe area (despite its previous history). And all was good.  Once i got inside the flat tho it was an absolute state.  Junk *EVERYWHERE* like something from "worlds worst horders".   
Once in the bedroom it wasnt too bad but theres more to come (see below)

Looks: 4/10 depends if you like that sort of thing.
This is another factor on why i should have left.  Her photos are way off.  She is VERY short. And VERY large.  None of that is helped by the fact that she had a recent leg injury at the time which meant she wasnt as mobile as she could be and the lbs were piling on. If your thing is absolutely MASSIVE tits, then she could be the girl for you, but thats probably her only really redeeming feature.

Service: 3/10
She was certainly enthusiastic, I will say that.  All the usual things were on offer.  As well as a few kinky requests I added to the mix which didnt phase her at all.  But the whole event was a disaster from start to finish.  We started in the bedroom, only for the bed to collapse.  So she goes off to make some room on the setee, only for me to discover the living rooms i a complete mess, with loads of personal family photos of her kids on the wall etc.  But I get on the sofa and she gets back to the action.  As i said she didnt hold back, giving plenty of sloppy oral, tit wank, etc.  Then on her back for some masturbation and then on with the raincoat and finish off.  Unfortunately due to the complete chaos i just couldnt get there, so I gave up about 5-10 minutes over time, so no clock watching.

To her credit she did give me a partial refund so i dunno, it may have just been a bad day / week / whatever.  Personally i would steer well clear.

This woman was the  ugliest, least appealing, most unprepared, disgusting fat old slag I have ever come across. I think nausea prevented me from reviewing her a few years ago.

[scutty brown]

I'd have thought the photos were enough of a warning.....

[timsussex]

I'd have thought the photos were enough of a warning.....

Believe me the photos are flattering !

[Jules2205]

And here she is...

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[Colston36]

And here she is...

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Very flattering.

[Silver_bullet]

Jesus that video. She didnt smile or look up at him or anything at the end, depressing!

[BBWLuvva]

Colston36, as you can see I like em big but I have to agree with you there sir, I went there as well a couple of years ago but too embarrassed to admit it by writing a review. Same shithole flat and she didn't shut the fuck up from the minute I arrived until the minute I left even with my cock down her throat. She was wearing a very unflattering black bobbed wig blaming a shit haircut for her wearing it.

[NotATrumpFan]

I'd have thought the photos were enough of a warning.....

Honestly I dont think most of the photos are that bad.  I mean she's big, but the photos make her look maybe a 18-20. i would be amazed if she was less than a size 24.

All the photos she looks in reasonable condition (nice skin, tidy clothes etc), in real life not so much. And the surroundings look ok too, but it seems they are all "out call" photos at hotels or something. All in all not what I was expecting, should have walked.  Oh well you live and learn.

And here she is...

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Very flattering.

Not sure when that was filmed, but that was not the horror story that presented herself to me.  If it had only been like the video, it probably would have just been a neutral review.

[Myfun1]

That video is unreal! He didn't even get hard, it'd be like thumbing a marshmallow into a cats arse!

[mattylondon]

This woman was the  ugliest, least appealing, most unprepared, disgusting fat old slag I have ever come across. I think nausea prevented me from reviewing her a few years ago.

Say what you really think! 

Looks like a right sack of spuds to me and I'd be certain that her hygiene is pretty poor too.



 

[Vice Admiral]

I will no doubt be accused of being a white knight, but I can only speak as I find. 

Or, in this case, as I found – for it is several years now since I saw Courtney.   It would seem that she has put on quite a bit of weight since then, and she was always on the distinctly plump side.

Nonetheless (and I saw her several times), I found her a genuinely nice, warm and friendly person, and very accommodating and enthusiastic in the bedroom.  The reason she dropped off my visiting list was mainly a matter of geography.

Yes, she's very talkative – and if she's put on weight that will be a negative for many.  But in terms of "delivery of service", I would place her among the top half of the strumpeting sorority.

[DrConners]

I will no doubt be accused of being a white knight, but I can only speak as I find. 

Presuming the outcome of your post doesn't change the fact of what it is 

for it is several years now since I saw Courtney.

You immediately made this post irrelevant 

Things change, didn'tchaknow ?

[mattylondon]

Very flattering.

Jesus, what an unfriendly and unappealing character she is. No enthusiasm whatsoever in that video.

No doubt designed to make you feel ill at ease, take your money and get out ASAP.

She was a right sack of spuds in that video. God knows what she looks like now.

[riskytimes]

Very flattering.

cant believe he licked her cunt !!! seeing as she was once known as amber from a block of flats in gosport town doing bareback !!!!

[mattylondon]

cant believe he licked her cunt !!! seeing as she was once known as amber from a block of flats in gosport town doing bareback !!!!

When he put his face down there, I was wondering the very same thing. 

She was giving him the right daggers the whole time, right from when he stepped through the door. Cannot work out if that was her natural expression or not!

She "won't do bareback". Straight out of the prossy script. Lying cunt!   

"Razor cut to pussy"? WTF is that all about?!


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Only   rrispop (5)   05/10/2017 19:34   Seeking Services
    not a great meeting. she was late, although we delayed meeting by an hour. she was preoccupied with health issues, diabetes, swollen legs and razor cut to pussy
   
Response:   i do NOT have diabetes, you had been there for the hour & then said "this is not working, no chemistry" i have good feedback of every1 else & i was 10mins late

[scutty brown]

"Razor cut to pussy"? WTF is that all about?!

pube shaving with a bad razor presumably