Patty/Patsy - Thai @ Bayswater - positive but very misleading photos

[magnetico]

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***** Comms *****
by SMS with Olina, very easy

***** Location/Venue *****
5mn walk from Bayswater station
in a mansion block, best to ask the agency which floor as it's a maze

***** The WG *****
- 30yo Thai
- cute face
- no boobs 
- flat stomach
- no ass 
- shaved pussy
- usual crap Thai tatoo near the shoulder
- "okay" english, enough for the job


***** Price *****
£100 for 30mn

***** Services *****
OWO, 69/RO, DFK, protected sex, CIM
no Anal on the menu


***** The Punt *****
- Paid fee
- Shower (alone)
- Sex
- Shower (alone)

***** Positive *****
OWO a bit odd, a mix of (too) slow sucking followed by Dyson hoover sucking
Very good attitude, lots of smiles, seems to be happy
DFK on the menu
No maid/Sergei/punters around
She seems to enjoy rimming
Sofa for sex
No CCTVs

***** Neutral *****
Can't deep throat
Light balls sucking
No anal, unlike many agency Thais

***** Negative *****
No boobs
Totally flat ass. Flat flat flat.
check of mobile phone during the punt

[LLPunting]

So you're saying the photos are a complete lie as they show C/D cups?

Not even saggy skin to reveal possible removal of implants?

Rimming on her or rimming on you?

Did you try guiding her to improve her technique for you?

[themaserman]

Strange review.

[LLPunting]

Strange review.

He's going for the brilliantly succinct model but may have got conflicted somewhere past half way.   

[magnetico]

Photoshop indeed.
She kept her bra, not sure about implants.
Rimming on me.

what's strange about this review? I don't think that anyone is interested by the Mills&Boon style reviews

[LLPunting]

Photoshop indeed.
She kept her bra, not sure about implants.
Rimming on me.

what's strange about this review? I don't think that anyone is interested by the Mills&Boon style reviews

Would you consider the photos misleading enough to consider this a B&S?

[magnetico]

Would you consider the photos misleading enough to consider this a B&S?

Totally. But I've seen a few Thais from the usual agencies I know what to expect from their pictures.

Diva for example isn't as bad with Photoshop, they just enhance a few bits.

[alexm40]

Thanks for the review OP. Il quite like the description of "Patty" on 007: « PATTY is a very cute [...] PATSY tell us she enjoys »