Can't comment on Lansdowne Road as not been for a good few years, but it is next on my list.
Have been to Hinckley but early this year, and before being on here. I found it a bit of a dive, it is run by the same woman who runs the Thai shop in Stratford on Avon but seemed to me to be a bit downmarket. It is billed as a massage joint but the girl I saw was not a masseuse, just an oily wipe and extras girl. She was on her period, but still stripped off for an £80 B2B but wouldn't actually do very much more. I was fucking oily afterwards but only got a cold water washdown from a sink - no shower or hot water available.
Not my thing and not been back - could have improved since then tho...