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After a bit of xvideos and mild twiddling, my dick took me to AW and then to sexy vicky. Unfortunately she responded quickly to text and was available when I wanted.
A quiet suburb, some run down houses, some proud. Plenty of work for decorators and burglars with low expectations.
Vicky was more drab than sexy. Dick made me cough up £80 for half an hour. Her photos and description are accurate, more's the pity.
The session was as exciting as Jeremy Corbyn's underwear drawer, as tedious as Boris Johnson's Eton anecdotes, as stimulating as Trump's vocabulary, as riveting as an empty riveting gun, as... well you get the idea. Even dirty talk was delivered as if she was reading a weather report.
So, what dragged this mundane experience into a neutral? She was clean, readily did as asked, friendly and gave me a fair service.
But all my thrusts came back to me in shades of mediocrity and I was homeward bound.