Author Topic: Sexy Vicky Basingstoke  (Read 1807 times)


6 review(s) for sexyvicky1992 (2 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline Bonker

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After a bit of xvideos and mild twiddling, my dick took me to AW and then to sexy vicky. Unfortunately she responded quickly to text and was available when I wanted.

A quiet suburb, some run down houses, some proud. Plenty of work for decorators and burglars with low expectations.

Vicky was more drab than sexy. Dick made me cough up £80 for half an hour. Her photos and description are accurate, more's the pity.

The session was as exciting as Jeremy Corbyn's underwear drawer,  as tedious as Boris Johnson's Eton anecdotes, as stimulating as Trump's vocabulary, as riveting as an empty riveting gun, as... well you get the idea. Even dirty talk was delivered as if she was reading a weather report.

So, what dragged this mundane experience into a neutral? She was clean, readily did as asked, friendly and gave me a fair service.

But all my thrusts came back to me in shades of mediocrity and I was homeward bound.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Neutral is a step up from your usual sexploits, Bonker. Well done.
I do enjoy your reviews, even if this one is a little short on detail about the service itself. Luckily Basingstoke is just a bit far for me to be tempted  :sarcastic:

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I couldn't summon up the will to write any more detail.

Her tits are OK, she has big nipples, not fat, didn't notice her bum.

She managed to get a note out of the pink oboe, but it was A flat. She is as loose fanny wise as most WGs. I can't remember coming, just leaving.

All rather yawn worthy.

Ooh, there was one exciting thing. At the nearby co-op I bought a Mars bar and a coke.

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Oops, a typo in her name.
How can I correct it?

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£80 poorer, mild depression AND a sugar rush? A toxic combination. Don't do it again. But if you do, make sure you have to walk in the rain for 20 minutes afterwards with a hole in your shoe that you didn't realise was there.

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Oops, a typo in her name.
How can I correct it?

I think it would be more poignant if you left it, but I've obliged.


Offline Larios

I couldn't summon up the will to write any more detail.

Her tits are OK, she has big nipples, not fat, didn't notice her bum.

She managed to get a note out of the pink oboe, but it was A flat. She is as loose fanny wise as most WGs. I can't remember coming, just leaving.

All rather yawn worthy.

Ooh, there was one exciting thing. At the nearby co-op I bought a Mars bar and a coke.




That was your happy ending  :music:

Offline Bonker

:D

£80 poorer, mild depression AND a sugar rush? A toxic combination. Don't do it again. But if you do, make sure you have to walk in the rain for 20 minutes afterwards with a hole in your shoe that you didn't realise was there.

You're right. I've decided to make a radical change to my life.
I'm going to switch to diet coke.