MIA_PASSION Edinburgh

[Matrix]

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1 hour @ £130.

Met this one yesterday up at the meadows cathouse.

Standard comms and very accurate pictures.  Says she's 27/28 and has a body that matches but her face says mid thirties. Fantastic curvy figure with nice tits and a wonderful bubble butt.  Has a c-section scar which is fine.

Got in and paid, then she whips her tits out and goes straight for me!  Had to fight her off as I wanted a shower.

Came back through and she was twerking away.  Nice and chirpy, wee thing.  Guided me onto the bed and then whipped a rubber straight out. English isn't great but smiled when I asked if owo was ok.  Put the rubber down and gave me some good deepthroat with plenty attention to the balls, tip and shaft.   Does tend to start wanking it vigorously after a while, but took instruction and delivered decent head. a fair bit of kissing but no dfk. 

She hopped aboard and has one of those lovely firm yet curvy bodies that's great to grip.  Quite athletic seems to enjoy the cock.  Eventually bent the bubble butt over and finished.  Surprisingly tight, wee Dοnald.

Offered and accepted a nice sensual massage.  After a while starts nibbling the face and ears and sliding her tits over me to get another rise.  More head and she guided my fingers down to her wee pussy and we played with each other.  Ended up with her figiting herself in reverse cowgirl which was a great site.

Wasn't rushed out and had a nice relaxing shower.

Good fuck with a nice girl.  I'd specify exactly what you're after with regard to service, beforehand.  Would consider returning but I'm enjoying a bit of variation at the moment.

[TheoGoutons]

What's the meadows' cathouse? (all the girls there look amazing - is there a catch???)

[Matrix]

What's the meadows' cathouse? (all the girls there look amazing - is there a catch???)

It's the address where these girls live, by the meadows.

What do you mean by a catch?

Only catch is, you have to pay her fee.

[TheoGoutons]

I always thought people walk if it seems like multiple people working from one flat.

[Matrix]

I always thought people walk if it seems like multiple people working from one flat.

You haven't read many reviews, have you?

Have you actually hired a girl before?

[TheoGoutons]

I read a review when someone said "she said there was another wg in the flat, I'd usually walk at that point" i think. possibly mistaken. yes, new and haven't

[Matrix]

I'm curious as to how you seem to know which girls are working together at the cathouse, despite you not knowing what the cathouse is. 

[TheoGoutons]

there's been more than one review on here of a gorgeous wg were there's a reference to "the place by the meadows" or "cathouse" or "latina house". all of them are stunning so it seemed to good to be true!

[Matrix]

there's been more than one review on here of a gorgeous wg were there's a reference to "the place by the meadows" or "cathouse" or "latina house". all of them are stunning so it seemed to good to be true!

Makes your first question irrelevant, doesn't it?

[ScotCock83]

Makes your first question irrelevant, doesn't it?

Imagine, someone coming on an information sharing forum looking for information.

It's something else eh?

[Matrix]

Imagine, someone coming on an information sharing forum looking for information.

It's something else eh?

He hasn't shared anything and seems perfectly capable of reading reviews.

Are you planning on sharing anything or do you only punt every leap year?

Apt name, by the way. 

Imagine using a forum to exchange information, to exchange information with an answer to a question which somebody asked - what a cunt I am eh?

And to be clear, you want me to repeatedly review the same 2 women? Or are you just looking for an argument?

[ScotCock83]

Imagine a prick like myself having a life, work and interests that don't revolve around having sex with women for money.

It was me who was the cunt all along. You've taught me a valuable lesson. I only wish I could be more like yourself, clearly such a winner in this thing we call life.

[nike]

Imagine a prick like myself having a life, work and interests that don't revolve around having sex with women for money.

It was me who was the cunt all along. You've taught me a valuable lesson. I only wish I could be more like yourself, clearly such a winner in this thing we call life.

Ur obviously on the wrong forum, this is a forum for people who pay for sexual services. 

[Matrix]

Imagine a prick like myself having a life, work and interests that don't revolve around having sex with women for money.

It was me who was the cunt all along. You've taught me a valuable lesson. I only wish I could be more like yourself, clearly such a winner in this thing we call life.

Your insecurity and insolvency have fuck all to do with me, Chief.

Oh, you failed to notice that I actually answered the Guys question, but do continue with whatever point it is you're attempting to make.

Eagerly looking forward to your next contribution, unless of course you're too busy having a life.   It's great to have you such vital information though. 

[Clattypats]

Your insecurity and insolvency have fuck all to do with me, Chief.

Oh, you failed to notice that I actually answered the Guys question, but do continue with whatever point it is you're attempting to make.

Eagerly looking forward to your next contribution, unless of course you're too busy having a life.   It's great to have you such vital information though. 

I just don't have a life since I started punting!... He's a lucky guy... 

[Matrix]

Oh, you failed to notice that I actually answered the Guys question, but do continue with whatever point it is you're attempting to make.

 

The irony has just dawned on me.  My review, question answered, and I'm being passive aggressively slated for not sharing information, by someone who hasn't shared shit, in over 2 years (because he has a life and likes telling anonymous folks on a pay for sex review site about it, at the same time insinuating that those who frequently post reviews, I.E information, don't have wonderful fast paced lives anywhere close to par with his and are perhaps a wee bit sad). 

EDIT; on my previous rant, I forgot the word "share" 

Your insecurity and insolvency have fuck all to do with me, Chief.

Oh, you failed to notice that I actually answered the Guys question, but do continue with whatever point it is you're attempting to make.

Eagerly looking forward to your next contribution, unless of course you're too busy having a life.   It's great to have you share such vital information though. 

  That's better.

[Matrix]

I just don't have a life since I started punting!... He's a lucky guy... 

You're just another non-information sharing... 

[ScotCock83]

 

[Matrix]

What a comeback!  You got me. 

[Clattypats]

Always a troll- like response... Maybe you were "Too busy" with life to type words!... 

[Matrix]

Always a troll- like response... Maybe you were "Too busy" with life to type words!... 

Probably just finished at Holyrood for the day.

[TheoGoutons]

Could be useful for some chaps using these forums:
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[Clattypats]

Could be useful for some chaps using these forums:
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I'm sorry you're a delicate wee petal ... You don't like some of the replies, then probably best you find a forum that suits you...

Edit: try a bingo or knitting forum!

[1980Tam]

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Think this guys one of these sapiosexuals , quoting the oxford dictonary or NHS manuals  during a booking will really get the girl turned on , more likely get a ball gag fitted .

[Matrix]

Think this guys one of these sapiosexuals , quoting the oxford dictonary or NHS manuals  during a booking will really get the girl turned on , more likely get a ball gag fitted .

I thought he was asexual...

[Matrix]

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It doesn't look like Scotch-cocks going to take your advice.

Here's mine; You'd do well to book a whore, pay her, fuck her and then review her.